The root of all business-speak

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i never saw eye-to-eye with my old manager, a nice South African lady who nevertheless used to ask me (w/r/t sales strategy) if I was 'building a pipeline'. I literally had no clue what she was talking about, having never encountered this expression and especially with an accent that sounded like she was saying 'bi-plane' :-/

3kDk (dog latin), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link

wow sterl that is a prize specimen

j., Friday, 15 August 2014 13:38 (nine years ago) link

Building a pipeline = meh. otoh, building a biplane = A+! Then you can fly it instead of attending meetings.

Aimless, Friday, 15 August 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

i've got one more thing i want to cover off

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

i am tired of hearing "triage"

marcos, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Just saw the verb "to feedback", as in

"I'd like to feedback on the excellent level of service..."

bert streb, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link

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The consultation response confirmed that a purpose-built Secure College Pathfinder would be opened in the East Midlands in 2017. If the Pathfinder proves successful it will inform our vision for the future of the youth custodial estate in England and Wales.


argh get tae fuck

sktsh, Thursday, 16 October 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link


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