New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

hopefully he changes things

http://i.imgur.com/mOfbLeG.jpg

This reversible USB connector is legitimately the most exciting thing Apple's done since the Mac Pro

ha how come no one did that before

i would imagine there's greater risk of the connector breaking that way but hey, more cable sales

great take thx

apparently these already exist!

A new USB standard (type C) with reversible connectors of both ends was finalized less than a week ago. Ultimately this will not only allow the plug to be inserted either way up, but make both sides of the cable have the same connector. But there will likely be a years-long transition period where existing-style connectors are used on one side so that the gazillions of existing USB jacks and devices can still be used.

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lmao

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that vine synchs up nicely to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxjZM-d_ShI

yes

"Wish we could say more", eh? I hope it's not some voice-controlled watch thing.

Maybe it'll be a talking robot.

it might be a iphone

It's an iJobs robot that will automatically torment your boardroom and employees

maybe it's new headphones.

it'd be neat, but nah, whatever it is has been in development for years now, longer ago than the beats deal was in the works, and they wouldn't launch headphones that aren't Beats, and they wouldn't have had time to integrate Beats product team into whatever this is, and if it were headphones, and they were gonna be good, they wouldn't have bought beats.

why did apple buy bears kinda weird imho those shits suck

bears say hi to you

im sold

everyones saying its gonna be the iwatch and new iphones except the iwatch prob wont ship for a while seeing as there havent been any component leaks which means its not being manufactured yet

why wld they announce it early i guess to give developers some lead time to make em apps

i wonder what it'll be like i dont want to talk to a watch or wear a watch

kinda dubious of something that'll have voice as a primary input cause mostly u dont really want other people to know what ur doin

watches def seem like an item of the past and also are not at all cool

xp apps for the iwatch to be called 'tapas'

better be iGeordi

apple post jobs falling into new category panic???

feel like appletv has like 1mx more potential as a game changer than iwatch but also has major business/strategic hurdles that the watch does not the watch u can just make and thats that

a separate internet designed by apple in california

the watch will prob sell ok but not nearly the levels of the phone which is something everyone needs all the time, itll do really cool things that no one really cares abt as far as tracking yr health and body

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.

istr ipod only had like a week, but it was probably a lot easier to keep under wraps back then because the public weren't too interested

what if it's not a watch

well have to watch and see

It's a bracelet

that "slaps on"

entirely glass

it's a cock ring that tells time

you can't do that! We've not the technology.

Sex toys are a mature market but the barriers to entry are low. There have been cock rings before but that's what they said about MP3 players.

fit your entire iTunes library on one anal bead

New Apple Lust Objects

Maybe I don't want a larger screen.

If you are making anal beads, you are half way to a rosary. Now you have two new devices!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE