mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

thats a refreshing outlook on life, John Justen

in him,

John Justen

Ed, wow.

John, WOW.

That is all.

sara, christ teaches us that the body is a temple, and as such, women are not allowed to touch it or spend significant time in its vicinity.

Proverbs 23:14

John, you do know that if you need a date, we can hire find someone for you. You can stop hiding behind your Bible now; your old enough to date.

("your" = "you're")

i dont think that i would be interested in the sort of woman that would be involved with your idea of "dating". the only dating i'm interested in is the dating that proves that the earth is only 5600 years old, thank you very much.

we have moved beyond grammar to a higher more spiritual plane sara

i have some pamphlets if you are interested

i can just leave them at your house or car or at a random bus stop if you would like

Off to the vinmonopolet for aquavit before work.

(Also norway is the most expensive place ever, I have not been able to spend less that $100 on dinner yet and I am not eating fancy).

xp I heard that Sarah Palin has a single sister, John.

Ed has persuaded me not to go to Norway on my next vacation, geez.

This beer I am drinking cost me more than most of the meals I ate in st paul.

It is pretty here (see my flickr) but I am working long arse days, the town I am working in is crap and everything closes at 5. Got up to oslo which is worth a visit, but make it brief, you can't afford it to be otherwise. (Walked past an awesome, but closed, yarn store in oslo yesterday).

(Arrgh, in the hotel restaurant because I can't muster the energy to go anywhere else and we have a norwegian elton john impersonator singing the beautiful south)

You had me at "norwegian elton john impersonator."

you had me at "the beautiful south"! wau

I am taking my first proper lunch break in over a week. Yay!

yeah beautiful south was what got me.

BTW dan, i was going to post a response to your "Katie Couric not a softball interviewer" with "well she can't be a baseball interviewer shes a girl duh" but then i remembered that i would be posting on the politics thread and that is a no go for me.

You sexist ass

lolpwned

I FEEL THAT A WOMANS PLACE IS THE KITCHEN SHOOTING POLAR BEARS FROM A HELICOPTER

Interestingly when he sings elton he sounds less like elton than the when he is singing paul heaton. He sounds more like an elvis impersonated who has never heard elvis, only other impersonators.

Your job sounds fascinating. And I am sad for you that you could not visit the Oslo yarn store.

Oslo yarn store does sound A++++

Is it wrong that the general election thread has me laughing so hard that I'm crying? I honestly don't know what to make of all this, but wow is is totally entertaining.

Erratic/Clueless '08!

The second part of that interview, where Palin "expands" on her "I can see Russia from my house" FP credentials, was quite beautiful. It's not making a damned bit of difference though is it?

Well, it is making me want to keep her around for many interviews (but no place in policy-making)...

Otherwise, she's probably a wash, at least until the v.p. debate. (Assuming they let her out to debate)

when i was in alaska i met a bunch of errr ummmm overfriendly(?) russians. maybe shes on to something

She will date them all and thereby protect the rest of the women in the US from their roamin' hands or whatever.

i lived in alaska for a year and a half and never met any russians.

met a lot of dudes like todd palin, though

rrrrrggghhh at people referring to Palins accent as "minnesotan"

i said to pp the othr night 'what the hell is that accent???". im pretty sure its canada raping the midwest.

(and keeping the resulting embryo, of course)

(between two intact embryos)

hhhahahhahahahahahahah

Thank you, that gave me some much-needed roffling!

when will you ultimately be done with overwhelmingness, sr-c?

lol i opened my first american bank account last saturday at WaMu and now it is bust

wamu's bank in chelsea nyc was decked out like a coffee bar. fucken deserved to fail.

overwhelmingness (i.e. this class) ends the week before Thanksgiving. We start another class after that, but fewer credits spread out over more time... plus it's ob/sexuality, so easier material than constant pathophysiology.

I can't sort out the politics of any of the bailout stuff... honestly I'm just WTF about it. Major point to me is still that our "MBA President" led us to this.

morning, Sara.

So I have been thrown out by the customer (we appreciate your work personally but the fact you haven't been able to get this working in 2 years we're off to buy something else). So now good things are happening. Have bought some yarn at the awesome yarn store, I'm waitlisted for the earlier flight home and have 3 hours free boozing in the lounge if I don't succeed in that and my sister's birthday party this evening in a club with a bowling alley and awesome cocktails. (I can trust my sister on this one as she has the same cocktail trinity as me, manhattan, old fashioned, negroni).

What did you folks do in Alaska? (and what kind of yarn did they have?)

wow, ed, what a trip!
so your bosses do not depend on you to save the account when this happens? that's kind of awesome.
i am gonna drink the hell out of a negroni at some point this weekend i think!

My bosses kind of sent me on a suicide mission they knew the dealer was angling to sell something new in there. So I am back in the lounge and the prognosis on me getting on the early flight is not good and they do not have complete negroni fixings in here.

Also boingo is being severely flakey and kicking me out of the internet repeatedly.

susan i just went to check it out in dec 2003. i wanted to go to fairbanks but couldnt quite afford it so i went to anchorage for a week instead. didnt see any yarn. i spent my time horseriding, walking through a graveyard where the headstones were just peeking about the snow, looking at weirdass malls, walking the streets and laughing and the women jogging down the street at 8am in high heels while its was god knows what below freezing and as dark as midnight. oh and a aurora borealis sightings from my midnight flight out to new orleans. no moose though. only tracks.

hai sister's wedding tomorrow. gotta write a toast. any interesting suggestions for short/sweet/not-smarmy poetry to use? plz, plz?

Do Not Go Gently Into That Night?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A DAY OFF TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

jesus fucking christ i am so happy.

AND 26 of the 30 copies of our forthcoming chapbook have been pre-ordered!!!

wau awesome