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Yeah, Hari's thread kind of sprung to mid, didn't it.

Alpet, no-one is going to get too offended by that, and even if they do, fuck 'em. You are being ripped off here!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, you gotta call them, if JUST to brighten up the day of the poor customer service sack on the other end of the line who does nothing but answer depressing, irate inquiries all day.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

They won't be offended, they might be perplexed however

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel saddened Dan isn't here yet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

NOT WORK SAFE:

http://www.fullyclothedpissing.com/images/012.jpg

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

re: torrents, can you please share those 5 minute porns that you've been downloading for £20 a month?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

that url, while mildly amusing, is nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be. Don't worry about it, dude/dudette.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

what is up with everyone having pee fetishes lately? Has it come to this?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm a big fan of the ~15 minute ones on bit torrent stolen from commercial sites.

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

fullyclothedpissing.com
403 - Forbidden
Dear visitor,
you have reached this page, because you have requested file or location which you are not permitted to view.
But if you feel you did everything correctly and the advice above is of no use, please fill our customer support form and we'll try to help you.

Thank you

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh shit, you mean fullyclothedpissing are a scam?

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

hang on. i haven't checked that link cos i'm at work. but if it's what i think it is.

how can it take 5 minutes?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to go and call someone... xpost

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok, it was fullyclothedpissing.com
Now can you see why I couldn't possibly say this to my credit card company?

I checked it out. Seems like your regular porn site to me.

For all you know, the guy at the other end of the line likes to watch turtles poop on girls! So what! Why can't you say this? There's nothing illegal about it. You like people who pee on other people. Big *fucking* deal. :-) The only guilty one in this, is the website who doesn't enable you to cancel your subscription. *sigh* I know it's not the easiest thing to do, but still your shyness is costing you money. Add up all the money you are losing because of being unable to call the cc company!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

fullyclothedshitting.com

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Some conncection needs to be made between Torrents and fullyclothedpissing - by a funny person

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread has redeemed ilx.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I find the huge porn portals with links to all those 30 second clips adequate for my needs. You just have to get the timing right. Ahem.

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

turtles pooping on girls??????????

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah just set it on loop!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

what is up with everyone having pee fetishes lately? Has it come to this?

Yes, call me old fashioned, but peeing goes over my head (*insert joke about "call you old fashioned, call you SHORT more like" or sumthin' like that*)

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Take a piss while you call them and imagine them doing the same, it'll be easy (a piece of piss!).

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

but still your shyness is costing you money. Add up all the money you are losing because of being unable to call the cc company!

this does need to be stressed, doesn't it. I mean, if you don't cancel, they're just going to keep pulling 20 quid pcm out of your CC account. Four years on, that's just under 1000 pounds! For nothing!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

best troll ever!! dude--amazing windup, slow burn to the fullyclothedpissing punchline... congratulations.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally, I'm just trying to help, saying that the guy at the CC company might be into kinkier stuff.

Bingo, that site doesn't work. :-(

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

If you're really that bothered, just cancel your credit card. s1ocki OTM.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I find the huge porn portals with links to all those 30 second clips adequate for my needs. You just have to get the timing right. Ahem.

Butttttt torrents are so much better!

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

xxxpost slocki you mean that guy's taking the piss?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno man, I mean, it is a real site:

Fully Clothed Pissing, group Pissing, golden showers, orgy, CFNM ...
Fully Clothed Pissing, group Pissing, golden showers, orgy, CFNM, female Pissing!
ww w.fullyclothedpissing.com/

OK, I'm probably going to regret this - what does "CFNM" stand for

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Take a piss while you call them and imagine them doing the same

Credit Card Person: "Uh, Mr Alpet, uh... I think you have a *tap running in the background."

(*faucet = in Merkin)

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Butttttt torrents are so much better!

Butt torrents?!??!?

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

good sense of humour

xxxpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Clothed Female/Naked Male

I GOOGLED OKAY!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

25/m, looking for sf, GSOH, CFNM, SM

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even understand the point of that.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, all the boundaries have gone regarding taking clothes off, makes sense we go back the other way

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope they're wearing very, very prim clothing, like Mormon dresses or something.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I checked the site, it's a golden shower site, w/the people being pissed on being fully clothed.

Also, I just went for a piss myself, but in the toilet. Haha, amazing, eh.

Also, they should do a similar site w/a scratch & sniff card called "asparaguspissing.com"

Sorry, that was disgusting.

Dear thread starter, if I answered the phone at the CC co, I honestly wouldn't care this () much about it. It belongs in "weird, but big fucking deal" land, really.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 439,000 for mormon porn clothes. (0.36 seconds)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd probably share the url around with colleagues, but yeah, it's not like anyone'd care who you actually were.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I still think the salient question here is why are these video clips so long.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Dudes, this is totally made up, surely? What kind of porn site is actually going to bill your card as PISSINGHORSESLUTS INCORPORATED? The statement would just come over as like ADVENTURE MEDIA or FCP TECHNOLOGIES or something. All the dude would actually have to do would be call up his credit card company, politely ask for them to cancel all charges to XPLORE PRODUCTIONS (ooer giggle giggle) and he'd be set.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally, 'salient', eww

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Alpet, you've been very open so far on this thread. So - did you masturbate over Hari pissing himelf?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

nabisco, this is true but it's a lot funnier to think his credit card says "fullyclothedpissing.com". Though really, if it does, he shouldn't be so embarassedcos the dudes in customer service at the credit company have already seen it and laughed their asses off.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

[yes yes porn links very funny]

― I had to do it didn't I?, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

all the money transfers i send to my flatmate is made in the name of www.manlypleasures.com

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Well it occurs to me that if the co was planning to rip people off, they would put their url name on the cc bill, then lots of people would be too embarrased to call & cancel. It's a sound business model, surely?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"Dudes, this is totally made up, surely"

Yes, the billing name is innocuous. That's why I was asking in my original question whether it would be sufficient to ask for this billing name to be blocked or whether I'd have to be specific about the site the billing name was related to.

― alpet, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sure the billing name will be sufficient.

Also you should totally hit on the service rep after you've gotten everything cleared up.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

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