kirk cameron is inside my computer

But of course, if a judge told people who committed major crimes that they could go because his son was currently serving his jail time for him, along with everyone else's, and as long as he signed a contract stating that he knew that his son was serving his time for him, he could go... Then we'd think that judge was highly crazy, right?

Revise just for this because it is fucking hilarious:

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/kirk.jpg

Via

"Hi I'm Caleb. Calen Holt's."

Eh well you get the idea

"While on the internet, a pop up ad tempts him to click on a porn site." I really want to see Kirk Cameron's struggling with this moral dilemma. SHOULD I SHOULDN'T I GOD TELL ME WHAT TO DO??

i think a 2minute 45 second clip from that movie is definitely worth $9.99

"May these lesbian orgies stop appearing on my computer screen - HEAR ME GOD!"

"addiction is like a parasite that destroys lives and marriages"

it is not commonly known but the tapeworms and other intestinal parasites account for 10% of failed marriages in the US according to the CDC

Porn addiction is like a tapeworm. A sexy tapeworm.

"On the one hand I did just get saved, but on the other, access to all those extreme sites for only $12.95 a month . . . ?"

REMEMBER THE HEATER BAR

I don't recall God talking about Bangbug in the Bible. It's all good Kirk!

er, Freudian slip there. Those damn sexy parasites.

lololol

megalol at "Bangbug", ew

did god cause the the big bangbus?

well, there was that something about "if you look at woman with lust in your heart, you have already committed adultery with her" but if this were true it would mean internet porn fiends are the most scoring dudes on the planet; disregard

http://www.bangbug.org/images/bangbug1.gif

Marshall kirk mckusick is inside my computer

In Kirk Cameron’s new movie, “Fireproof,” he has to kiss the actress playing his wife. That was a problem.

Cameron will not kiss any woman who is not his wife.

“I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman,” the former child star of “Growing Pains” told Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford Monday on TODAY in New York.

To get around the conflict, the filmmakers employed a bit of movie magic, Cameron explained. They dressed his wife, actress Chelsea Noble, like the movie’s female lead and shot the scene in silhouette.

“So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes,” Cameron said as Gifford and Kotb melted from the romanticism of the moment.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26851749/

WHO BROKE MIKE SEAVER

GOD

MOTHERFUCKER

BLAMING DARWIN FOR THE HOLOCAUST, OBVIOUSLY

GOD

i wish someone would holocaust him

No one has mentioned the infamous "the banana is so perfect that it proves the existence of god" video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE

sigh.

I think we had a whole other thread for that.

BEHOLD... THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE

Benny Hinn: "Adam was a superbeing when God created him. I don’t know whether people even know this, but he was the first superman that ever lived. First of all, the Scriptures declare clearly that he had dominion over the fowls of the air, the fish of the sea, which means he used to fly."

Jan Crouch: "Wow!"

Benny Hinn: "Of course, how can you have dominion over the birds and not be able to do what they do?"

Jan Crouch: "Whoa, I mean, wait a minute. Benny, wait a minute."

Benny Hinn: "I’ll prove it to you. The word dominion in the Hebrew clearly declares that, if you have dominion over a subject, you can do everything that subject does. In other words, that subject, if it does something that you cannot do, you don’t have dominion over it. I’ll prove it further. Adam not only flew, he flew to space. With one thought, he’d be on the moon."

― and what, Friday, June 8, 2007 3:11 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

UCLA students pwning Kirk Cameron:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EjEqrmUBMA&feature=player_embedded

can't make out a thing

yeah, can i get a transcript of that shit

Um.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk4fDkd-wFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3Wix0rlgU

There is an area in Griffith Park where you can take the kiddies for a train ride. A certain actor used to enjoy taking men for another kind of ride in the same area. He would cruise the park, pick up a guy, and then hook up with them in his car. The really ironic thing here is that the actor is so religious that when he was a teen heartthrob (a couple of decades ago) he used to insist that any dialogue that was even the slightest bit sexual or profane be removed from his lines because they violated his sense of decency. He’s all grown up now – and still cruises for guys – but we’re sure his wife really appreciates what a moral man she married.

LOL

We are not saying that Kirk Cameron is gay. We are just saying that this blind is about him. It’s up to you to decide what he was doing in the car with those men in Griffith Park.

rip boner

http://www.avclub.com/articles/update-kirk-camerons-growing-pains-costars-no-long,70434/

"I should be able to express moral views on social issues," Cameron continued, "especially those that have been the underpinning of Western civilization for 2,000 years— without being slandered, accused of hate speech, and told from those who preach ‘tolerance’ that I need to either bend my beliefs to their moral standards or be silent when I’m in the public square." And by the way, other people besides Stephen Baldwin agree with him: "I’ve been encouraged by the support of many friends (including gay friends, incidentally),” he concluded. "Hey Kirk, we may be slowly unraveling society with our unnatural existence, but hey, that doesn't mean we can't still be friends," these people said, presumably.

i love that the linchpin of civil western society is from some angles largely poised upon whether it's scandalous or not for guys to put their dicks in one anothers' mouths.

well our legal system IS based on a series of blowjobs

So, like, what were the underpinnings of Western Civ during the few hundred years between the actual birth of the Man Jesus and the personal conversion of the Roman emperor?

Also, I like the statement he makes which falls into the shitbin of "I should be able to spout any horseshit I feel like and never get called on it because freedom/America/morality/God/etc"