So, should I try out to be in Courtney Love's backing band?

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I would stipulate in your audition tape that when you join the band, you demand to be the one wearing the Donald Duck suit.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 May 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

I want to be the one wearing the Donald Duck suit, work dress code be damned.

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 1 May 2003 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

I would do it (but would try to keep my expectations as low as possible) just to be able to say that I had tried.

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 1 May 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

It's weird that there aren't many guidelines for what's to go on the video. I mean, is there some sort of precedent for what goes on an audition video? Are you supposed to be creative with it or is there a suggested format? Just wondering as I've never done a video audition.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

Do you have the attittude to deal with a personality like Courtney's?

Jimmy Trueluck, Thursday, 1 May 2003 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

Yes!

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

(to k8)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

Bastard's original lineup was Love, Post, Schemel, guitarist Kat Bjelland and Rockit Girl bassist Gina Crosley

Whoah: the last of whom is now Rockit Girl frontwoman Gina Crosley, who has two of my friends on guitar and bass now. This, umm, explains much.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

(I.e., explains why she still has this "step off, bitch, I was in a band with Courtney Love" vibe.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

Kate, you should totally do it! I can help with the PAL->NTSC video transfer if necessary.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

NB, Kate: I hate to sound like an unencouraging spoil-sport stomping all over dreams, but it appears to me that pretty much no person on Earth ever has been able to get along with Courtney Love during the past decade. Asking third-hand about Bastard still gives this impression at first-hand magnitude, and the idea of a well-connected industry insider putting up ads for sidemen seems to indicate some problems as well. Would you really be up for it? I ask this because -- from what I've heard -- you'd be good enough for it, without a doubt. So would you want to?

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

(That said, you should give it a shot, just to see! If she wanted you you could always say "hahaha no way, yr nuts.")

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

See Simeon's contribution upthread.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

(The descriptions of being in a band with Courtney I'm hearing sound pretty much exactly like being trapped in an office, only with a boss far more psycho than any mmm-kay Lumberg sort.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

Hypothesis 1:
If you are as annoying as Ms Love then you will survive the band.

Hypothesis 2:
If you are as annoying as Ms Love then the band will not survive you.

No Found Glory, Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:46 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks Bisco, I now have a mental image of Lumberg sprawled across a sofa while getting a Brazilian.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

C'mon, Kate, you have to try out. You'll regret it more if you had the chance and didn't take it, you know!

daria g, Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

kate i knew this thread was yours. go for it, i know you'll rock. don't think too much at this stage about the politics of being in Love's band. if you make it, it'll be a great ego boost, and then you can decide whether its a good career move.

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 May 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

do it do it do it do it do it

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, just do it. I mean, you know what kind of madness to expect. Do a cover of the Gun Club's "Mother Earth", she'll hire you on the spot.

Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

everyone here is right. send it in. you have nothing to lose, if you get in, imagine how great it'll be, and even if it is difficult to get along etc, or you decide its not for you, you'll have had some fun along the way!

and dont worry about not getting it, you have a good chance i'm sure, and even if you don't get it, you'll have had a go. the failure is not failing at something, the failure is not trying, that is the ultimate failure. send in the tape and you'll have already done something good in itself, regardless of outcome

gareth (gareth), Friday, 2 May 2003 09:22 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, what else am I going to do with my life? Go back to university and study mathematics?
-- kate (********@*****), May 1st, 2003.

Don't do it! I know whereof I speak.

mei (mei), Friday, 2 May 2003 09:29 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, what else am I going to do with my life? Go back to university and study mathematics?

Your tone seems to be that the end of result of studying mathematics at uni is far less important that a life spent on the coat tails of Ms Love.
Guitar players may become more famous and make a lot more money and lead "cooler" lives than most people but I don't any serious person would consider their existence very important in any sense of the word.

Roman (Roman), Friday, 2 May 2003 10:51 (twenty years ago) link

Guitar players may become more famous and make a lot more money

with the emphasis on "may".

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 2 May 2003 10:52 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks for judging my "tone" so defensively, Roman. It was actually a serious consideration.

Going back to university has been something that has been on my mind a lot lately. Certainly that seems like a preferable option to rotting in this office.

kate, Friday, 2 May 2003 10:57 (twenty years ago) link

Guitar players are important. Art is just as important as Math. It just serves a different function.
Ok, carry on.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 11:22 (twenty years ago) link

Math is life, everything else is just details.

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 2 May 2003 13:11 (twenty years ago) link

Touch my numbers. Maths is life.

kate, Friday, 2 May 2003 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

Courtney rocks, do it!

toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, do it kate!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 2 May 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck math, do astrophysics.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 2 May 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

Art is just as important as Math.

Art is nice but not that important. You can survive without art, especially the dribble passed of as art.
Functional art like architecture is far more relevant than lilies on the pond.

Food and Glory, Friday, 2 May 2003 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

I mean to say that the entertainment industry is just as important as the maths and sciences. There must be a better way to say this. People need to be happy just as much as they need food or shelter. I think I'm digging myself a grave here.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

People need to be happy just as much as they need food or shelter. No... you're right in that happiness is surely a state prefereed to unhappiness and therefore important. I think there really is no debate there. It's just that certainly basics necessaities have to be taken care of before the "luxuries" of life can be enjoyed. Those of us fortunate to be blessed with the opportunity to enjoy these luxuries already have most of the other "important" things taken care of...

Thanks for judging my "tone" so defensively, Roman.

Kate, sorry for taking that "tone" but I didn't want to think that if your life took a turn towards a somewhat (arbitrarily) deeper career move, you would somehow feel inadequate and less important. This would clearly not be the case. Though I enjoy music immensely I do not think my life would have been wasted if I hadn't heard even half of the music I have listened to in my life.

Roman (Roman), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

AS I just said to nabisco on another thread, it's Friday afternoon and I don't feel like arguing.

By the way, does Ronan=Roman?

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

Roman=Roman
and no one else.

Sarah,
I guess the entertainment industry is serious business to some but not to all of us. The Julia Robertses and George Clooneys of the world are important in a sense I do not fathom. Maybe you do.

Roman (Roman), Friday, 2 May 2003 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

As someone who has done a bit of one side of this equation, i.e. studying maths at university, had I the ability to try out to play with some pretty big star I'd have dumped the university even faster than, as it happens, I did anyway.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 May 2003 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

What does the world need more; a great mathematician or yet another crappy pop band led by an egomaniac? (ie Courtney doesn't deserve you)

hamish (hamish), Saturday, 3 May 2003 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

My SO thinks the above statement has to do with some warped form of feminism I adhere to but I assure you I would say the same thing if you had a male name.

hamish (hamish), Saturday, 3 May 2003 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

Well, that officially clinches it.

I just found out that my former bassist - you know, the one who was too busy "working on her house" to continue being in my band - says that she wants to audition.

That has officially destroyed any desire I ever had, ironic or not, to audition. Yeah, I fucking hope that she gets it, too. I think about 5 minutes of working with Courtney Love will make her realise that maybe I wasn't quite so bad after all.

I fucking hate the music industry. I fucking hate it so much. I hate the way that it turns former friends into enemies and rivals and I still can't stop myself from feeling angry. :-(

kate, Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:26 (twenty years ago) link

Oh come on Kate - why shouldn't she go for it too? Be charitable!

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:28 (twenty years ago) link

OK, I re-read it and I misunderstood because I'm so defensive. She wasn't suggesting competing, she was suggesting we both try out for it. Ha ha ha! If anyone had a video of Little Death Machine, I'm sure we'd *both* be hired. I know from experience that we get along better if we both have someone to hate to keep us from each others' throats.

kate, Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:33 (twenty years ago) link

THAT GIRL KATE SHE'S A GENIUS FO' SURE / SHE FINGERSNAP HANDCLAPS FIZZ POP WHIRR / HOBBES-STYLE TIGER HUGS AND GOODWILL TO SHE / A BRAND NEW STALKER AND SHITE POETRY

Alex in Rotherham (alexfack), Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:39 (twenty years ago) link

Think of the satisfaction you'll have if you get it and she doesn't!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:39 (twenty years ago) link

Think of the desolation if she gets it and I don't, which is far more likely. :-(

kate, Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:42 (twenty years ago) link

b-b-b-but just imagine how many stories you'll have to tell the ILxors! it'll be like my Chris thread only we all know the stories' star!

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:52 (twenty years ago) link

Tonya Harding to thread!

dave q, Thursday, 8 May 2003 08:59 (twenty years ago) link

i think any of the grrls that go should make sure
they take some cake.

piscesboy, Thursday, 8 May 2003 11:14 (twenty years ago) link

Kate, I think that if you want to try out, you still should.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 8 May 2003 11:28 (twenty years ago) link

I think I'm wanting to try out less and less. And this provides a convenient excuse not to.

Or maybe I'm just severely depressed because we got the sales figures from our album today and we're even more unpopular (and therefore I'm even less talented) than I previously believed.

Can this week get any more crap? :-(

kate, Thursday, 8 May 2003 12:07 (twenty years ago) link


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