pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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jawbox owns

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

i'm saying! torche at their best recall a 1994 worth revisiting

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

B-B-B-B-BUT TEH HIPSTERS ARE LIKE THE KIDS THAT THOUGHT THEY WERE BETTER THAN ME IN HIGH SCHOOL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT FAITH NO MORE

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

(i do like torche frt and also foo fighters are ok most of the time and have some jams)

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

lol "wrong side of history." Like your Jesus Lizard t-shirt will someday be like that time you opposed women's suffrage

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

it doesn't put you on the right or wrong side of history (how corny indie fuxxor is that btw),

this is so otm can't be said enough

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

i was pretty disappointed by recess after the eps. posting from dustbin of history atm

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

it's sad you never saw kerensky that happy again

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

is that a groundbreaking brostep act

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

ug the hipster kids that work at the deli downstairs kinda dress like that :/

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

Talking about pitchfork and EDM makes me remember this review: http://archive.today/ZUuJI#selection-561.1-565.336

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

man it would warm my heart to click on a new pitchfork review and be faced with a short-story-as-review rather than introductory links and "it has been five years since blah blah..."

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link

Look at Pork records, a great little label from England that continues to plug away in obscurity while Moby's Play dominates the clubs and the charts. And how about Warp? It's like comparing primitive, neaderthal stone carvings to the Sistine Chapel.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

4 out of the 5 review descriptions on the front page refer to how many years its been since...

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

i mean i'm in no position to throw stones when it comes to pondering how many times the earth has circled the sun since a song dropped, but man change it up

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

it seems like only yesterday that ______

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

man it would warm my heart to click on a new pitchfork review and be faced with a short-story-as-review rather than introductory links and "it has been five years since blah blah..."

― da croupier, Tuesday, July 29, 2014 3:08 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha totally

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

"it's not surprising, then..."

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

"'Three years after the release of their last EP, and two after an acrimonious split with original guitarist'...oh FUCK IT i'm going to pretend i'm the singer's psychologist and that we discussed his last album at our last session!"

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

^^knowing how reactive p4k can be to this thread i expect to see Brent DiCrescenzo and Nick Sylvester back on staff by tomorrow

een, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

"Three years since the Austin-based band became Brooklyn-based"

marcos, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

nah Nick S. is on the good side of the coverage now

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

i heard you moved from austin to brooklyn
i heard you moved from brooklyn to austin

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

any of you guys want to go see skrillex with me tonight

maura, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

Nearly thirteen months since our last meeting, Maura

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

he goes on at 9:30

maura, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

forever whine
i'm gonna be
forever whine

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link

Not only are you exactly what you promised yourself you wouldn't be (old)

Champion-level projection here.

if only there was some way to not get old, maybe continually investing my time and energy in youth cultures will work

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

you post on a pop music message board

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

it's a lot of kinds of music message board

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link

really enjoying Cold Worlds, thanks pitchfork.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link

i don't understand how wondering why YG didn't get an arbitrary designation (that generally means something tangible to those who receive it) from a website = earnestly engaging w/ the music of the National and the Hold Steady

alpine static, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link

the right side of that equation is a much more worthwhile use of time

een, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link

I half-agree with you

alpine static, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

the sold heady

switching letters guy, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

man it would warm my heart to click on a new pitchfork review and be faced with a short-story-as-review rather than introductory links and "it has been five years since blah blah..."

― da croupier

otm, this is the sort of human endeavour of which i approve

ogmor, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

Love that Whiney was making these posts with a DEP dn

, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

Calculating Bnminity

, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

I still can't get over this fucking Nightcap thing

http://pitchfork.com/news/54930-pitchfork-launches-nightcap-series/

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41aCv9sSRAc

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

hard to believe in two years jim beam has gone from daughtry and rolling stone to majgikal clowdzez and pitchfork

http://www.beamsuntory.com/news/press-releases/jim-beam-lms

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link

can you imagine, concerts late at night, what a novel concept

some dude, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

wonder if we can get one of these with bon iver and steve winwood

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

oh wait bon iver reps bushmills forgot

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JimBeam/status/473962644307578882

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JimBeam/status/490514526035378177

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link


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