pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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much unlike the national and fleet foxes

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah pfork can't tell w/ them or other civil war reenactors - fucked up, parquet courts, cloud nothings, whatever

balls, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:55 (nine years ago) link

Well the most forward-thinking music right now is probably festival EDM/dubstep, which they don't cover except sneeringly:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19139-skrillex-recess/
--dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten)

dawg

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:18 (nine years ago) link

is Dawg the guy who presses 'play' on his album while wearing a giant dog head that shoots lasers

some dude, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Recess is kinda one of my favorite albums this year. So fun. But really, the 'electronic' albums that have been bnm'd is Todd Terje and Brian Eno & Karl Hyde. And I like the Terje-thing, but it's hardly a 'Recess'.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link

seen a bunch of EDM shows this year and they have thrilling moments for sure but a lot of the big artists aren't good DJs and anyway the appeal of a lot of EDM is that it's new headbanging music which isn't exactly my idea of "forward thinking"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link

Though, yeah, a lot is being repurposed from jungle and UK dancehall and w/e, but it's the only music not interested in the sounds/textures/rhythms of the past (see "alls fair in love and brostep") which is definitely more forward thinking than Ought/Parquet Courts doing Pavement's version of the Fall or w/e

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:00 (nine years ago) link

a lot of "forward thinking" music is inaccessible and bad, too

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:09 (nine years ago) link

anyway by pitchfork's count the best four albums of the last two years have been a a compton rapper's concept album, a fashion designer's political noise rap record, a gay R&B singer's magnum opus and one incredible album (vampire weekend) that is a reminder that judging music on what is the most "forward thinking" is perhaps not the truest rubric, so i think they're doing ok

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link

no, jordan, you're totally rhttp://i.imgur.com/J2IFLVK.png

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link

Tuff Phost

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:23 (nine years ago) link

BOOM

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link

What was that incredible album again?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link

The Hairy Unicorns

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19685-the-unicorns-who-will-cut-our-hair-when-were-gone/

"vintage synthesizers set on “fart”

marcos, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link

Guys guys youre both beautiful

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

stay gold ponyboys

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

why are mom and dad fighting

maura, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

anyway by pitchfork's count the best four albums of the last two years have been a a compton rapper's concept album, a fashion designer's political noise rap record, a gay R&B singer's magnum opus and one incredible album (vampire weekend) that is a reminder that judging music on what is the most "forward thinking" is perhaps not the truest rubric, so i think they're doing ok

― le goon (J0rdan S.), 29. juli 2014 07:19 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, that's right (and their 2010 favorite was rap as well), which makes it even more weird that no raprecord has been bnm'd. Like, what happened this year? How come that other compton rapper's concept album, this time with innovative beats, couldn't even get an 8.5?

Also, I'd claim that tracks like Ya Hey is pretty 'forward thinking' for an indie record in it's incorporation of manipulated voices. Vampire Weekend are hardly Mac Demarco. I'd also say the most innovative liveshows I've seen these last few years has been loop-indie like tune-yards and owen pallett. And again, no dice this year.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link

makes it even more weird that no raprecord has been bnm'd

the only rap album from this year that deserved a BNM was YG and i bet that gets rectified on the year end list

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

Nah, it's the way art develops. Otherwise you end up with fucking Fleet Foxes as album of the year. And really, the concept is that something that is new is all things considered better than something we have heard a thousand times before.

this is actually not the way art develops. the process is closer to a constant repurposing of old material/old techniques via new technology, and it isn't a linear progression.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

a compton rapper's concept album, a fashion designer's political noise rap record, a gay R&B singer's magnum opus and one incredible album (vampire weekend)

i know jordan's not some corny indie fuxxor but this just reads so funny. all these descriptors for the other albums plus one great album . "there was a rap album, another rap album, an r&b album, and one incredible album"

marcos, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

also who's the "we" in that last sentence, not everybody has heard the same things a thousand times before, especially young people, which are the core of pop music's audience.

xxp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

hey, i have an awesome dollar bin column in the new issue of The Pitchfork Review. which is the fancy print magazine Pitchfork is putting out. you should buy it! (also has a 7-inch with local - local to me - bands king tuff and the lentils! go brattleboro!)

your pal, scott :)

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

sorry, scott. by extension, you are now dumb.
[also, i have a new column up on pfork today - http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/412-invisible-hits-peter-laughner/]

tylerw, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

cool tyler!

A recently surfaced 1969 tape of Mr. Charlie, Laughner’s high school band, playing in Bay Village, Ohio, shows that he was an extremely early adopter of the VU aesthetic.

lol, bay village ohio is actually my hometown

marcos, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

haha, nice -- it was home to one of the cooler high school bands i've ever heard, that's for sure.

tylerw, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

great read tyler, as usual, he's one dude i've never investigated as deeply as i should.

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

thanks, man. i might even say laughner's slightly overrated (in some circles) but when he's good he's good!

tylerw, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

the only rap album from this year that deserved a BNM was YG and i bet that gets rectified on the year end list

― le goon (J0rdan S.), 29. juli 2014 17:45 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, looking over the list of above average garage-rock which has been bnm'd, deserve's got nothing to do with it. I agree that YG is the obvious no-brainer, but arguments could have been made for Future, Common or (especially!) Shabazz Palaces, and p4k chose not to and instead focus on slightly rawer versions of Black Keys. It seems like a change in focus for me.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

not really. only a few rap/r&b albums per year get BNM anyway and 2014 has undoubtedly had only a very very select few rap or r&b albums that have brought even core rap fans together, so it's really not a surprise that it's turned out this way.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

But, like, what's most annoying me is that they don't argua against the rap-albums either. It's 'yeah, this is prob the most sonically interesting rap-music around this year, and the lyrics are great, but come on, that does still not mean it's as good as these here guys playing pavement covers slighly more melodically than usual'

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

you're saying that you're surprised that pitchfork is favoring indie rock

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

agree that there aren't a lot of obvious rap BNMs out there besides YG (Honest doesn't deserve it, imo) but the fact that they skipped over Shabazz Palaces def seems beyond weird and into some 'everyone's gonna love this, everyone's gonna expect 9+/BNM on this, let's pull back a bit' territory

alpine static, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

I count 8 rap-records on the best of 2013. Pusha T, ASAP Rocky, Run the Jewels, Drake, Earl Sweatshirt, Chance the Rapper, Danny Brown and Kanye West. I think it's weird going from a year with 8 favorites, to seven months without one. And you might say that rap usually does better on end of year charts than BNM, which is prob true, but kinda weird as well...

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

They seem to be doing less BNM overall-21 so far this year, 30+ at the same point in 2013.

campreverb, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link

music must be getting worse

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link

Pitchfork is amazing and vital pt 414141431431

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

everyone knows there are exactly 20 Best Albums released a year

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

i really do love how every six months someone cryingmilhouse.gif's in here about what the completely arbitrary "BNM" tag means for a website with rapidly decreasing influence in the age of Spotify; and then ILXors earnest engage with said argument like having that conversation at all in 2014 isn't as embarrassing as shitting your pants in school

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link

but caring about their coverage of skrillex, that's not embarrassing

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

croup he's the schoenberg of our era, didn't you know

balls, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

honestly i feel alienated from pitchfork with their "these young guys remind me of these old guys" bullshit AND rolling stone's lets-move-things-forward EDM coverage

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link

real talk, the message board/twitter/blogger/writer theme of being a 30-or-40-something who hates Skrillex/Bassnectar/"brostep"/millennials and writes funny deadmau5 haha joeks, but engages earnestly with the output of the hold steady and the national and the walkmen is like — congrats, not only are you exactly what you promised yourself you wouldn't be (old), but you're gonna on the wrong side of history

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

If you say so Dad

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

B-B-B-B-BUT TEH BROS ARE LIKE THE KIDS THAT BEAT ME UP IN HIGH SCHOOL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE STONE ROSES

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

Skrillex/Bassnectar/"brostep"/millennials and writes funny deadmau5 haha joeks=I like to dance at shows
the hold steady and the national and the walkmen=I don't really like to dance at shows

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

real talk, the message board/twitter/blogger/writer theme of being a 30-or-40-something who hates Skrillex/Bassnectar/"brostep"/millennials and writes funny deadmau5 haha joeks, but engages earnestly with the output of the hold steady and the national and the walkmen is like — congrats, not only are you exactly what you promised yourself you wouldn't be (old), but you're gonna on the wrong side of history

― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 2:22 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark

who are these people, honestly

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah whiney is young forever and on the right side of history

Baroness is Kurt Cobain wearing a dress to the Headbanger's Ball. Baroness is the night that Alice In Chains had to choose being Mother Love Bone over being Queensrÿche. Baroness is Faith No More photographed in their underpants (but not the Red Hot Chili Peppers photographed in their underpants). Baroness is Madonna giving the Deftones a record contract. Lewis Largent or (Jackie Farry!) would have have loved to introduce Baroness. Baroness are shoo-ins for the Judgment Night 20th anniversary soundtrack (we recommend Big K.R.I.T.). Baroness are The Breakfast Club where Butt-Head and Daria are Emilio Estevez and Ally Sheedy.

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

nope no nostalgic alt-mush for this guy

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link


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