pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Maybe Britt Daniel is talking about that time she walked out of the State of New Jersey.

voodoo chili, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

strutted out of new jersey

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

I saw Britt Daniel at Pitchfork Fest six years ago in cargo shorts and high tops in the Chipotle line: he wasn't bad ass.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

That review is trying a bit hard to turn being a spoon fan into a sign you're a fearless ice-cold mfer.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

It would be pretty easy to read that line as sarcastic too.

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

cargo shorts are pretty badass, lots of pocket space for more handguns

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

or burritos

bnw, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

i bet you could rob ppl for a lot of burritos at pitchfork fest

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link

Imagine Zach Braff’s face when you steal his burrito

tylerw, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

in one of Britt Daniels' cargo shorts pockets is a interdimensional portal back to Austin, through which he rides on a burrito

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

the one place i ever saw britt daniel was in the pearl district in portland buying truffles at a boutique chocolate place called "moonstruck", no hirschberg

difficult listening hour, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

burritos, truffles, he's a gourmand, that Britt

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link

burritos, truffles in my palm HANH
be like he's a gourmand HANH

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 July 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

lmao i've seen Britt Daniels irl and he was eating a burrito

een, Monday, 28 July 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Ha I was thinking

the one place i ever saw britt daniel was in the pearl district in portland buying truffles at a boutique chocolate place called "moonstruck", no hirschberg

this place has insanely good milkshakes btw

Clay, Monday, 28 July 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

lol at the idea that burning your bridges with Zach Braff is a risky move. Weird to see another article way overstating the importance of that dude for indie music in 2014.

i've seen scrubs a few times -- if you cross braff, he'll prank you in a way that is hilarious but will also make you *think*

tylerw, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link

hospital television shows

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link

greenday time of your life E.R. scene

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

braff's entire career is just trying to make that scene over and over

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

I kinda dug Scrubs tbh

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 July 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link

if they've completely giving up on the idea of innovation being anything to be aplauded.

I hope so. "innovation" is a false god

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

"innovation" may be false, but what about innovation?

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

Britt Daniel sneaks a sharp splinter of film criticism into one of the tough, terse, personal songs that Spoon is so known for:

lol is this really what he's "known for", I have never had more than the barest glimmer of understanding of what any of his songs are about beyond the most obvious (Sister Jack etc)

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

innovation is more about technology, not so much about aesthetics. I don't really care about technology and it's false sense of progress. music is not about progress.

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link

wait, what is false about the progress in say medical technology?

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link

tons of things that were marketed as progress courtesy of technology have turned out to be detrimental - the idea that because something is new it is better than what came before (the very essence of the concept of progress) is, how you say, problematic

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link

ah, so you meant 'technology and its sometimes false sense of progress'

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

I love Spoon and I have no idea what their songs are "about," Sister Jack included, this is part of the appeal tbh

anonanon, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link

i'm pretty sure i know what fitted shirt is about

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link

rolling burrito with a spoon thread

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link

tons of things that were marketed as progress courtesy of technology have turned out to be detrimental - the idea that because something is new it is better than what came before (the very essence of the concept of progress) is, how you say, problematic

― Οὖτις, 29. juli 2014 01:32 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah, it's the way art develops. Otherwise you end up with fucking Fleet Foxes as album of the year. And really, the concept is that something that is new is all things considered better than something we have heard a thousand times before.

(for some reason I listened to Fleet Foxes the other day. christ it's awful. this thread should prob have been closed back then)

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link

Well the most forward-thinking music right now is probably festival EDM/dubstep, which they don't cover except sneeringly:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19139-skrillex-recess/

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link

probably cuz it's built on ideas that have been regurgitated so many times (and weren't that great the first time around) that even pfork can tell the treads worn off the tires.

balls, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link

much unlike the national and fleet foxes

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah pfork can't tell w/ them or other civil war reenactors - fucked up, parquet courts, cloud nothings, whatever

balls, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 03:55 (nine years ago) link

Well the most forward-thinking music right now is probably festival EDM/dubstep, which they don't cover except sneeringly:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19139-skrillex-recess/
--dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten)

dawg

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:18 (nine years ago) link

is Dawg the guy who presses 'play' on his album while wearing a giant dog head that shoots lasers

some dude, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Recess is kinda one of my favorite albums this year. So fun. But really, the 'electronic' albums that have been bnm'd is Todd Terje and Brian Eno & Karl Hyde. And I like the Terje-thing, but it's hardly a 'Recess'.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link

seen a bunch of EDM shows this year and they have thrilling moments for sure but a lot of the big artists aren't good DJs and anyway the appeal of a lot of EDM is that it's new headbanging music which isn't exactly my idea of "forward thinking"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link

Though, yeah, a lot is being repurposed from jungle and UK dancehall and w/e, but it's the only music not interested in the sounds/textures/rhythms of the past (see "alls fair in love and brostep") which is definitely more forward thinking than Ought/Parquet Courts doing Pavement's version of the Fall or w/e

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:00 (nine years ago) link

a lot of "forward thinking" music is inaccessible and bad, too

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:09 (nine years ago) link

anyway by pitchfork's count the best four albums of the last two years have been a a compton rapper's concept album, a fashion designer's political noise rap record, a gay R&B singer's magnum opus and one incredible album (vampire weekend) that is a reminder that judging music on what is the most "forward thinking" is perhaps not the truest rubric, so i think they're doing ok

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link

no, jordan, you're totally rhttp://i.imgur.com/J2IFLVK.png

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link

Tuff Phost

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:23 (nine years ago) link

BOOM

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link

What was that incredible album again?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link

The Hairy Unicorns

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19685-the-unicorns-who-will-cut-our-hair-when-were-gone/

"vintage synthesizers set on “fart”

marcos, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link

Guys guys youre both beautiful

da croupier, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link


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