HEY! WHAT DO I POLL (Stevie Lee Woods on Life in these United States)

That said I gotta vote for the "burgers" line since this is clearly a personal bugbear of Mr. Woods rather than an indictment of overarching cultural trends

went with animal clones, since last time i checked those things weren't exactly roaming around all over the place - but hey, what do i know

Last I checked animal clones were news 20 years ago.

Salad bars are from the 70s or something right? Do those even exist anymore? There's one in my office cafeteria, but not in any restaurant I've been in recently.

yeah, super good point - if stevie lee thinks burgers are a thing of the past, he needs to read the rolling chain restaurant innovations thread already!

i was on the houseboat as well, and if i remember my stevie lee woods arcana correctly, his only other brush with country fame was circa '93, so it's entirely possible that he's been sitting on these hot takes since then

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hey, what do you know

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not enough people checked in on this thread. those who did, this will haunt our memories forever. Thanks, Nick Minichino.

http://stevieleewoods.com/albums/pretty-feet/

speaking of branson

"slicin' onions" is incredible

classic