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It's Cleveland, Ohio! That's the site of the 2016 Republican National Convention. [7] LeBron James' agent reportedly wants him to return to Cleveland too.

really like this one

This is pathetic: the same-sex marriage nations of Argentina and Netherlands are unable to score a goal in 90 minutes, tying at 0-0 before Argentina then won on penalty kicks.

Misled by atheistic science about earthquakes, 94% in Napa (no active fault lines) went without earthquake insurance. [58] A week after the massive quake, atheistic science still cannot explain it.

http://www.conservapedia.com/images/f/f9/Approx_level_of_technology_in_Noah%27s_time.png

rennaisance

Proper spelling is elitist.

so if "Approx level of technology" (a Whiggish view of technological change if there ever was one) is along the x axis, what's happening on the y axis?

love imagining that graph drawn in a single stroke. like that steve martin joke about the mona lisa. "how's this?" also love the lil dip between "greece" and "rome". what's that supposed to be. also lol @ the fall of rome being like 5x more severe than the bronze age collapse and taking humanity back to pre-adam tech levels.

x is mislabeled time.

that is a treat

Would love to know what kind of boss technology Adam had that was substantially more impressive than the building of Nea Ekklēsia, etc.

https://static.groupon.hk/23/57/1321880515723.jpg

considering there's presumably some kind of god-bothering axe being ground there, the Biblical timeline is all over the fucking shop. the Jewish diaspora should come some centuries after Egypt at its heights by Bible reckoning - ignoring the irl history, obv

the technology behind modesty fig leaves has been lost to the ages

hey they stayed on with no visible fastening

i think the 'dispersion' there is prob the aftermath of babel. meanwhile, if you are going to take babel at face value, i think a more significant tech spike is warranted.

ok that makes sense, assume the decline from Noah was after he invented booze

it's been a crazy 8000 years for technology

In a 1982-83 Doctor Who Magazine comic strip, The Stockbridge Horror, a militaristic Time Lord named Tubal Cain pilots a massive Battle TARDIS armed with "time torpedoes".

Would love to know what kind of boss technology Adam had that was substantially more impressive than the building of Nea Ekklēsia, etc.

This. Maybe if Adam had control over the flaming sword guarding Eden or something.

i thought the hip idea among the way-out xtian conservatives was that the "dark ages" were great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWw-c-IU-h0

The Bible criticizes liberal claptrap in 1 Corinthians 1:17.

Democrat Party is the grammatically correct term for the Democratic Party. The Party is not "democratic", and proper nouns like "Democrat" are not converted into adjectives by adding "ic" as a suffix. It is not the "Republicanic Party," or the "Libertarianic Party", or a "Smith-ic Wedding." Predictably, many Democrats dislike the term "Democrat Party," perhaps because the official name is the "Democratic Party of the United States" since 1844[1] and perhaps they prefer the false illusion that their party is somehow more "democratic" than other parties.

correct term is "Republicanican Party", obv

They do have kind of a point though, albeit not about the name of the party -- why isn't the generic term for a member of the Democratic party a Democratic? If someone is psychic, they're a psychic. If they subscribe to Stoic philosophy, they're a Stoic.

the only good thing I can say about William F. Buckley is that his intellectual snobbery prevented him from using "Democrat Party"

Predictably, many Democrats dislike the term "Democrat Party," perhaps because the official name is the "Democratic Party of the United States" since 1844

perhaps!

I really like this one

http://www.conservapedia.com/Moving_the_goalposts

not to flood the thread but this is big news

http://www.conservapedia.com/Unplug_the_NFL

Thus, asserting that someone is moving the goalposts is a common logical fallacy.

Occult and gambling

The Super Bowl halftime show also features bizarre symbolism that has been associated with the occult and/or gambling.

In 2015, the Super Bowl halftime show featured in nearly every performance the pro-homosexual activist Katy Perry. Perry became became popular among liberals for her pro-lesbian song in 2008, and is an outspoken supporter of gay rights.

proper nouns like "Democrat" are not converted into adjectives by adding "ic" as a suffix

this is moron-ic

sorry proper nouns let’s say byron-ic

Not to mention Quixotic.

I just googled "betweenness theorem" and the second hit is www.conservapedia.com/Betweenness_of_Points_Theorem????

some gems on both the Bob Dylan entry and especially the deeply conflicted, wrestling-viewpoints Trump page

This is cute:

https://www.conservapedia.com/Michel_Foucault

Regarded as a left-wing icon and a "gay" icon, Foucault can be best classified as a sociopath rather than a socialist, insofar as there is any consistency in his ideas. There is no other explanation for his eccentric insistence on the similarity between such disparate institutions as schools, hospitals, factories, prisons and barracks. It is notable that while he insisted on their resemblance, he himself chose to live in universities, not in a prison, factory or barracks.

such disparate institutions they are, yes

i almost wanna write one for deleuze

https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?search=felix+deleuze&title=Special%3ASearch&go=Go

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dlj1D3oWsAAn3Ya.jpg

E=MC2 is liberal claptrap. Conservatives know that the sun burns because god tells it to. In fact, that's how everything happens everywhere always. God is a very busy deity, kind of like an eternal housekeeper, sweeping, dusting, washing windows, watching sparrows fall, and counting hairs on your head. Forever.

I can’t remember if it was here or somewhere else that the reason Andy doesn’t like the Theory of Relativity is because he literally thinks it has to do with relativism, which is evil.

I can’t remember if it was here or somewhere else that the reason Andy doesn’t like the Theory of Relativity is because he literally thinks it has to do with relativism, which is evil.

relink for being the best thing I ever read about the site: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/i3oxm/iama_former_administrator_of_conservapedia_ama/

Quantum mechanics is the branch of physics that describes fundamental subatomic behavior.[1]

The basic principle of quantum mechanics is that there is an uncertainty in the location of a subatomic particle until it is observed. This explains why the Second Law of Thermodynamics is always true, and why everyone declines with old age. Quantum mechanics explains the discrete nature of small-scale interactions, wave-particle duality, the uncertainty principle, and quantum entanglement. Quantum mechanics forms the basis for our understanding of many phenomena, including chemical reactions and radioactive decay, and is used by all computers and electronic devices today. No other theory explains all this.

The order created by God is on a foundation of uncertainty. The Book of Genesis explains that the world was an abyss of chaos at the moment of creation. Quantum mechanics is predicted in several additional respects by the Biblical scientific foreknowledge.

Several parables in the Bible foreshadow the insight of quantum entanglement about paired photons having opposite spin, by contrasting two men in their relationship with God. The Prodigal Son contrasts two brothers, two churchgoers are contrasted in Luke 18:9–14, and two brothers are further contrasted in Luke 21:28-31.

The term "quantum mechanics" comes from the idea that energy is transmitted in discrete quanta, and not continuous. Another historical name for "quantum mechanics" was "wave mechanics."

Conversion therapy, also known as reparative therapy or Sexual Orientation Change Efforts (SOCE), consists of counseling or treatment to change someone's sexual attraction from homosexuality to heterosexuality. The Bible can be a powerful basis for the therapy. Perhaps because of its effectiveness, homosexual activists have sought laws prohibiting conversion therapy in many states, and liberal California, Oregon, New Jersey, Illinois and the District of Columbia have banned this therapy for minors. But on February 24, 2015, an Oklahoma House committee passed a bill to protect the right to conversion therapy, and the therapy remains fully lawful in the vast majority of the United States. Liberal Dem Governor Andrew Cuomo has tried to ban it for minors by issuing an unusual executive order in New York.[1]

The successful approaches can range from a change in someone's activities, such as sports, to an elimination of the animosity that someone might be harboring, such as anger towards his father. Conversion to Christianity and regular attendance at church can help; Paul referenced converts from homosexuality to Christianity in the New Testament. Aversion therapy, by which someone is averted from an unwanted activity or attraction by associating it with something mildly unpleasant, is an additional approach.

Sports activities correlated with very low rates of homosexuality are baseball, football, basketball, boxing, martial arts and wrestling.

Britain's new $3.8 billion aircraft carrier just sprang a leak.[2]

Britain's potholes are 'national scandal' that would take a decade to fix.[3]

It was inevitable that the birthplace of Darwinism now struggles with rudimentary matters like plumbing technology and road maintenance/repair. See: Evolution as a secular origins myth and Britain's road repair crisis

Mic drop! See ya in the funny paper, Darwin!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (born October 13, 1989[1]), often referred to by her initials AOC, is a progressive Democrat, Soros mercenary and outspoken advocate of the murderous ideology of Socialism. She is a member of the Congressional Progressive Caucus noted for her use of Marxist clichés and statements about "token blacks."[2] She has been condemned by the United States Holocaust Museum for mocking the deaths of Nazi holocaust victims.[3][4]

At 29 years old and the youngest female ever elected to Congress, and has built a national Twitter following using Godwin's Law. Ocasio-Cortez personifies the failures of the American publicly funded education system and is a serious embarrassment to any sensible person under the age of 30.[5]

A Catholic, she has been praised by America, The Jesuit Review.[6] As of March 7, 2019, Ocasio-Cortez has 3.4 million Twitter followers. Ocasio-Cortez had four ethics complaints filed against her in the first six weeks after taking office. The Gallup Poll gives her a net 10 point negative favorability rating which may be impossible to ever overcome. With the 2020 Census, New York is likely to lose one seat due to the outflow of population from an inhospitable tax environment; Ocasio-Cortez is on the chopping block of the Democratically controlled legislature.[7]

That Conservapedia passage (and, well, Conservapedia) was actually a pretty convincing argument against evolution but not in the way they intended.