Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

Here I Am With All My Money, Also Fuck You

http://www.israbox.com/uploads/posts/2010-06/1276464849_coco-montoya-ya-think-id-know-better-1996.jpg

That's not even proper colloquial grammar

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My Name is Coco Montoya, Ya Think i'd know better, prepare to die

easy lols, but i lolled

I'm Not Left-Handed (My Guitar Is Just Upside-Down)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Photo-Finish_-_Rory_Gallagher.jpg/220px-Photo-Finish_-_Rory_Gallagher.jpg

Head East, Flat as a Pancake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_as_a_Pancake#mediaviewer/File:Flat-as-a-pancake.jpg

Euro version:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Swing_Out_Sister_-_It

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GjklYB_jB6k/SwhC8wb-m2I/AAAAAAAABW0/pJvzMFblLA0/s640/Sanford--Townsend-Duo-Glide-438025.jpg

dude on the left rules

They used the same background as:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Out_for_Number_1#mediaviewer/File:Look_Out_For_1_1976.jpg

Sorry, that should be:
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140504172645/lyricwiki/images/8/88/The_Brothers_Johnson_-_Look_Out_For_Number_1.jpg

Was kinda thinking, after the Joan upthread, that it'd be cool to assemble a record collection entirely of 70s albums where the artist is in front of a blue sky background. Four hundred copies of Leo Sayer's Endless Flight, mysteriously available in every thrift store box in the lower forty-eight states, would line the walls, floors and ceiling, creating weird perspective effects where it looks like Leo, looking like a poor man's Richard Simmons, is jumping over everything else you own:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fyRykSB60oA/SuhdIbPZqJI/AAAAAAAAPNY/ICfSBJmceU4/s400/20091028-LeoSayer-EndlessFlight.JPG

Alternately, the idea may be that they've let Leo be sucked out of the back of a plane, Air Force One style. Not such an endless flight, buddy!

http://eil.com/Gallery/231008b.jpg

"Endless Flight" should be a picture of him looking at his watch on a commercial airplane

Passenger next to him is either (a) a buxom, eyelash-batting rocker babe, with Sayer mugging wild-eyed ("can you believe my luck, with this flight being endless and all?") or (b) a yakking grandma, shoving unwanted family photo album into Leo's lap (with other distractions surrounding: shrieking baby, record execs, cigar-smoking mustachioed old money type, etc). However, if photo is really cheap, everyone can just be quietly perusing an in-flight magazine.

I feel like there might also be a bell-shaped tourist in an xxxl Hawaiian shirt, his gut spilling over the armrest onto Leo

...with an implausibly large sandwich, also spilling its guts.

Was kinda thinking, after the Joan upthread, that it'd be cool to assemble a record collection entirely of 70s albums where the artist is in front of a blue sky background.

It's like the record company bussed all these artists to the mall have their pictures taken in front of that backdrop.

http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/c/colema_orne_towhomwho_101b.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/T1S6y0k.jpg

that's a classic of this form

To Whom Who?

The track titles spell out 'music always brings goodness to us all, p.s. unless one has some other motive for its use.'

http://www.josepvinaixa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Cher-Lloyd-Sorry-Im-Late-2014-Explicit-1200x1200.png

Got so close to "Cherry I'm Lloyd!"

Actually would be cool if the album title was "All You Have Is Your Soul" and it was a split release by Cher Lloyd and Sorry I'm Late...

I feel like the most horrible '70s-style album title in semi-recent memory is Modest Mouse's Good News For People Who Love Bad News

i always felt like this title, album art, everthing was something maybe aerosmith had had laying around for 30 years

http://cdn.albumoftheyear.org/album/just-push-play.jpg

Surprised this hasn't come up yet.

http://toscarecords.ddns.net/temp/tosca/E/160751291_o.jpg

oh ericpaws

Anticipating McCartney's "I Used To Be Gregor Samsa".

http://www.propermusic.com/cache/images/7/a/7/7a792299c079cbdce790d8df612e49bf.jpg

http://991.com/newGallery/Richard-Digance-Commercial-Road-306699.jpg

http://www.qpratools.com/gallery/0010/richard_digance-england_s_green___pleasant_land-front.jpg

good ones! don't know that guy

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/4/0/3/5/4035.jpg

I only realised after posting those that The Toast Of Christmas Past was released in 2013! Richard Digance, keeping the horrible 70s album title flame burning

why did Leo Sayer have a career? I have never understood this

Well, of course, he could dance.

Obligatory...

http://digitalseance.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/yes-tormato.jpg

Can't believe that no-one ever used it before (at least afaict), so I think if I ever made an album in the 70s, i would horribly title it Hot Dogs In Di's Car. Need to think about which terrible visual pun to go with for the cover art though.

http://www.thewho.info/images/75MD-JAE.jpg

excellent! they will also appear next to a ww2 plane on the follow up record, Never Say Di

http://eil.com/images/main/Ellis+-+Riding+On+the+Crest+Of+A+Slump+-+LP+RECORD-329094.jpg

ellis? who the fuck is ellis?

Steve, of Love Affair

http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/t/tony_hazzard-was_that_alright_then.jpg

http://www.cdeuroxpress.com/images2/5013929725829.jpg

http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1505192-1255291064.jpeg