they prove it scientifically with graphs
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
rob delaney @robdelaney · Jun 17Game: Is it a Lana Del Rey song or a hot 22 year old yawning & farting at the same time?
funniest man on twitter...
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 20 June 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
yeah wtf
― goole, Friday, 20 June 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
Laney De Rob
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Friday, 20 June 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
She just kind of a presence. More than artist maybe. Good mood music for the Tumblr generation.
― it's a boy!, Saturday, 21 June 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
I'm listening to this on this morning and it's really hitting the spot!
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 June 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
"Pretty When You Cry" really reminds of of "Hotel California" during the verses.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 June 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
Number one on the album chart
― Mark G, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
Not unexpected. Her last album did really well internationally.
― Greer, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
If anything, this is made even less enticing than it sounds by virtue of the fact that she (still) cannot sing, as is made glaringly obvious by ponderous and lumbering chanteuse showcases such as “Pretty When I Cry,” “Money Power Glory,” “Old Money,” “Black Beauty,” and the (allegedly) ironic “F---ed My Way Up to the Top.”
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
Doesn't surprise me either; I was in Target on Thursday and they had devoted two endcap shelves in their music section to the album and they were empty except for two copies of the standard edition; the deluxe version was completely sold out.
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
People are going to target to buy Lana Del Rey CDs
― da croupier, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
I make most of my physical music purchases at Target, and given how much effort the label I used to work for put into getting their records on Target shelves, I know I'm not the only one.
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
Target edition has an extra exclusive track.
― piscesx, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
wow, this scores very high on the "did she just sing what I think she sang?" factor
"I want MONEY, I want POWER, I want GLORY / I want to take you for all that you've got" etc.
also, yikes at the lyrics to "Brooklyn Baby", whoah
this is some shameless shit right here, yet somehow also insanely charming
I love watching her troll the world (or at least troll people who have to write about pop music for a living and have to assess whether she is Good or Bad)
those distant wolf howl noises in "Fucked My Way Up to the Top", nice
― the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
she is literally singing torch songs to Money
it doesn't need to be unpacked, analyzed or interpreted, it's about being blatant as fuck, on purpose- and yet there's a cardboard scenery vibe that makes all that seem really rickety and stagey
the lyrics are like charm bracelets of bad girl clichés, wishful/aspirational thinking, and "doomed femme fatale / Sphinx" posturing not since Tiny Tim has an artist with as narrow a voice as this has made this big a splash
Lana, I salute you
― the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 01:02 (nine years ago) link
er, rather "not since Tiny Tim has an artist with as narrow a voice as this made this big a splash"
― the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link
if it wasn't obvious that brooklyn baby was winkingly naive, the line about hyrodponic weed made it explicit.
this album isn't nearly as fun as the first album which sounded like four different people at the mercy of four different insane producers and also had some stronger songs. but this one at least shows she does one thing really well. but she should do something else with the next one.
― akm, Monday, 23 June 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link
Pretty much how I feel. I'm won over by her Method commitment to one strange idea and by how bizarrely successful it's proven to be. But I also like her voice fwiw so it appeals on the level of basic pleasure, not just as a trolly art project. I'm sure she'd claim there was no trolling involved but seriously, how else can you take a reference to He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss?
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 23 June 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
The moments when she lifts her soft palette and makes her midrange/lower head voice sound almost like Liz Frasier make the rest of the time when she's doing the pouty lisp with the stiff jaw that much more unforgivable
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 23 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
Oh fuck her Method commitment or whatever else. She and Dylan should tour together so I could doubly ignore it and watch everyone ELSE deal.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link
Pretty much how I feel. I'm won over by her Method commitment to one strange idea and by how bizarrely successful it's proven to be
Sums it up nicely - even though a song or two from her are enough for me.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
Oh fuck her Method commitment or whatever else
Yeah well it's not that she should win an Oscar or anything but it's a much better way of seeing her than going on about authenticity and the like.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
loving this album, honestly
it's weird when I think about how much of the guitar n voice palette taps into a seam of LA slowcore-psyche-rock (Acetone guitar parts, Mazzy Star vocals) that I would have thought would be Least Likely To Succeed as pop materials in 2014 - but they work (for me)
― the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
i really heard the mazzy star on the new stuff i've heard.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
i don't remember thinking of them when the last album came out.
good heroin album. which is timely. since everyone is on heroin now.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
like compare this guitar tone and the vibe of sunny California despair (Richie Lee killed himself after this album came out) in this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWtMEP6Iiwg
with the guitar solo at the peak of Lana's "Shades of Cool" (and for that matter, the aura of sunny California despair oozing out of the whole record)
maybe I'm projecting but it seems apt
and def a Mazzy Star spacey-childwoman thing vocally
― the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
yeah they should get joan didion to review it. the doomed and medicated and sexy cali thing.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link
"the lyrics are like charm bracelets of bad girl clichés, wishful/aspirational thinking, and "doomed femme fatale / Sphinx" posturing"
dug this by the way...
wondering if it might work even better if the bracelets were STRUNG with bad girl cliches, etc, etc...
charms are strung, right?
in any case, i'll be stealing that to use in something else at a later date. ty, dd.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
listening to this again, take it back, this is great
― sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
too long though! really long
― sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
ayeeee florida keys is terrible! is this a bonus track! starts with that yucky dave matthews band guitar shit, barfff
― sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link
Really wish this was an EP or just a video album - annoyed by how constantly risk-averse it is.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 26 June 2014 07:18 (nine years ago) link
sad to see people i like waste words on this stupid bullshit tbh
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
i don't like lana del rey, w/e. *steps out*
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
yeah a few songs could have been scrapped. and i still wish it had a song as strong as Ride. but otherwise I think it's great.
― akm, Friday, 27 June 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link
I hate comparing, but Ultraviolence is feeling like a new interstate highway version of an old-school Meat Loaf/Jim Steinman creation. Everything ridiculous and epic all the time. I dunno, I guess if I had the cash and opportunity Grant and Auerbach have to make their own version of Bat Out Of Hell, then why the hell not.
It's so weird seeing how far Dan and Patrick have gone from that weird paranoid time in 2002 when we were all in my car on Rowena in front of Thai-American Burger and Dan said they had never heard of the Pretty Things. Had to listen to "L.S.D." immediately. I think they got it.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 27 June 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link
And congrats to LDR for mining a new vein whatever this kind of pop creation is. I welcome the oncoming Gap commercials.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 27 June 2014 06:40 (nine years ago) link
get excited everybody there's a new thinkpiece
http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/full-time-daughter/
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link
they did a whole ldr thinkpiece supplement, which nah
this one is cool though
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
Lazy writing
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link
<3 the piece
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
wtf that article. like, ldr is a white girl who evokes white america by exuding all-consuming whiteness
― Lee626, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
Plus musicians invoke sex and death shocker.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link
Wow this is some horseshit. I started to c&p the worst unsupported generalisations and then realised I'd have to do the whole thing. So I'll just c&p this dreadful pun instead: an eternal hard-on of the spotless mind
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
The extended talk about her lips seemed just a bit unnecessary.
― Greer, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link
It reads like the kind of shit that only makes sense when you're gorging on theory for the first time as an undergraduate and you think words like phallogocentrism are fun.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
i mean, capsule description of the new inquiry
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
Is it all that bad? Pretentious I can handle but this is intellectually rotten from the ground up.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link