http://www.clickhole.com/article/stanley-tuccis-racist-tirade-our-take-if-it-ever-h-314lmao
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
xp the random pull quote repeating something from something 2 lines up is a nice touch
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
cross last something
we should start a dedicated clickhole thread
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
6. A skeleton does a crazy dance, but then the GIF stops and asks the user to enter his or her credit card information to see more fun skeleton dancingDoesn’t really matter what the dance is, as long as the skeleton looks funny.
Doesn’t really matter what the dance is, as long as the skeleton looks funny.
post animated gifs of dancing skeletons
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
clickhole has its moments but i'm not getting how "hey everybody, look how ironic it is that this is what it is, do you get it, i get it" can survive past the initial first week or two
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
onion coasted on that for 25 years bruh
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
i didn't think non-satire clickbait would last either but here we are
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
^^
― 龜, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
A friend of mine pointed out that 90% of Onion articles are just truth in the format of news.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
http://matablog.matadorrecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/harvey_head_big.jpg
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
most news is like that too iirc
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sonny-corleone-would-still-be-alive-today-if-he-ha,36297
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
10. Not sure how we’d do this or what would be in it, but the idea is that the first time you view the GIF, it’s not funny at all and is very confusing. None of the pieces seem to fit together. You can’t discern the whole image. But the second time you view it, it becomes very funny. Your laughter is sudden, irrepressible and hard to explain. You feel liberated and even cruel. The third time, however—and for reasons just as obscure to you—the GIF makes you terribly sad. During the third iteration, you desperately want to cry, but you feel that doing so would ruin something fleeting.
Again, we don’t know what’s in this GIF, but it’d repeat every 4 or 5 seconds. Blue background.
total karl malone vibes
― schlump, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link
Haha yes I was just coming here to say the same about that :)
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
12. Stephen Hawking dunking a basketball from the free throw line, then pumping his fist
NOTE: Should be clear in the GIF that we’re NOT making fun of Stephen Hawking. If anything, we are on his side, laughing with him.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link
gtfo
― sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
i'm late on this but that clavin and hobbes video, whoo boy
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
calvin and hobbes. clavin and hobbes would be something else altogether.
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link
now imagining a version of that video with norm fucking cliff
You say that as if we probably can't Google one up right now.
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link
whats even funnier abt the calvin and hobbes video is how it spits out when shared on facebook:
http://i.imgur.com/ZgcvUBD.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
ha! pvmic
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
I made a thread Bait My Clickhole
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
OK lolhttp://www.clickhole.com/quiz/aerosmith-angry-you-328
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 20 June 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link
Trayce you're not baiting my clickhole
― 龜, Friday, 20 June 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link
and now for an awesome non-clickhole slideshow:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/names-for-william-h-macy-around-the-world,36336/
― Darin, Monday, 23 June 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
A Croatian friend explained to me that Kevin Costner is Croatian for "your mother's chiropractor."
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link
That may be the single greater fact I know.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:02 (nine years ago) link
Breaking: LeBron James Leaning Toward Joining Al-Qaeda
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link
Thought for sure that would have something to do with Binyam Mohammedhttp://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/4/649107/1265844393775.JPEG
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 03:24 (nine years ago) link
whoa
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes,36436/
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 July 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
ha ha awesome
― Darin, Friday, 11 July 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-humans-only-animals-capable-of-recogni,36444/
― da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/26/26592/original/700.jpg?8037
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
*gasp*
― goole, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
lol @ clarence thomas
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
genius
― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwSzuIW_Klc
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god, that's great.
― oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 17 July 2014 03:20 (nine years ago) link
haha that is great
― balls, Thursday, 17 July 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
yeah love that
― gbx, Thursday, 17 July 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link
Lol'd at Lance Armstrong with the N64, also respect for importing the JDM version of Mario Kart 64 instead of waiting for the American release, cause otherwise they would have had to say 1997 ;)
― 龜, Thursday, 17 July 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon-exclusive-michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-pe,36528/
― goole, Thursday, 24 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
wish their vid player wouldn't crap out on me every time
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link
that's real funny tho
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
The crawl/ticker on that is pretty funny: "Hollywood community shocked, saddened that Charlie Sheen was found alive in his home."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 25 July 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
That was in one of those not-quite-The-Onions right after Phillip Seymour Hoffman died.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/02/02/charlie-sheen-found-alive-in-his-new-york-apartment-aged-48/
― pplains, Friday, 25 July 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
BuzzFeed Writer Resigns In Disgrace After Plagiarizing ‘10 Llamas Who Wish They Were Models’NEWS • Our Annual Year 2013 • News Media • Internet • News • ISSUE 49•22 • May 29, 2013
BuzzFeed Politics Writer Is Fired Over PlagiarismBy RAVI SOMAIYA JULY 26, 2014
― 龜, Sunday, 27 July 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link