Phrases you hate...

Sorry you're too much of a precious flower to suffer being called that.

http://i.imgur.com/4rVjfTH.jpg

its figuring how much to tip the chief mourner that keeps me away from funerals

I spose if the service was good and the body was still warm by the time they brought it out I'd go to maybe 20%

gratuitous humour imo

I think i m on record as a giggler at funerals, the closer to the front the more likely

oh hey my phone autocorrects gigolo

Shitstorm
Shit on
Shitting on

What about shitshow? I use it a lot.

i like shitshow a lot

I use shit fit a lot

Yeah, I use shitshow too. I don't have to be fair here. Just those three really bug me.

Are we sliding down some part of a shitty rope!?!?

quick win

not crazy about "when the shit hits the fan" but i can't say i hate it.

also i really like when folks say "horseshit" instead of "bullshit"

"low-hanging fruit" jesus christ how many times do high-level supervisors really need to say this? liked it the first few times but think of other words, please.

managing the orchard was a tough job

at this point that one really only makes me think of balls.

how do we feel about "up shit creek"?

"shits and giggles" really annoys me for some reason

How do you feel about "shiggles"?

much better, thx for abbreviation!

dislike shits and grins, but then i think that's mostly down to hating the word "grin" idk why.

would prefer "shits while giggling" or "shittin' and grinnin'"

hate shits and giggles

how about "shoot the shit?"

a horrific replacement for clay pigeons

these are shit

"Britehses" makes me feel genuinely embarrassed

Your search - "Britehses" - did not match any documents.

http://i.imgur.com/LECJm05.png

Must've been on the britishes google :(

really hate when middle-class/affluent people refer to things as "ghetto" as an adjective. search "ghetto" on yelp if you want to despair for humankind.

i live in a pretty nice neighborhood and someone called my local chinese restaurant "ghetto" just because it's a mom & pop in a strip mall rather than some monolithic pf chang with ridiculous statues out front.

hipper middle class white people say "ratchet" now

Ugh.

"play nice in the sandbox"

it has fallen out of favor lately but when people were saying "above my/your pay grade" i would vomit blood everywhere

really? I say that all the time.

hipper middle class white people say "ratchet" now

lol almost immediately after i started hearing that word it came up in a class i was teaching as an example of a word whose meaning is hard to explain and the white students were like 'uhhh ppl say that?' and all the students of color said 'but i think ratchet is over now'

https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=d7SkU5ajJ-jR8gfr_4H4CA&gws_rd=ssl#q=%22above+my+gay+parade%22

"Money doesn't buy happiness"

Seriously fuck anyone that says this. Yes it does

it doesn't hurt either way, certainly

it is also very good for the economy

If money can buy happiness, then why can't I order some from Amazon?

no happiness, no love, wtf money what CAN you buy ffs

"Stay classy".

You first, jerk!

It doesn't buy happiness, but it sure does ease the pain.

"Across the pond" meaning Britain in America

a) It's just grossly cutesy

b) there are other fucking countries across that same fucking "pond", ya know

c) Is the reverse ever used? Is America "across the pond" in Britain? (real question)

"Money doesn't buy happiness"

Seriously fuck anyone that says this. Yes it does

― Dreamland, Saturday, June 21, 2014 7:58 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. i seem to recall some study that demonstrated that up to like an income of $75,000 or $100,000 it has a large effect on well-being but beyond that there are diminishing returns. i could be pulling this out of my ass though