i'm in an airport

*waves fondly from a few miles down the road*

My boots and my tools never left chicago, so going to the customer site tomorrow should be real fun

I haven't spent enough time in Pearson to offer any survival tips, sorry.

Ask in advance for the employee with the daintiest fingers to be assigned to assist you all day.

I miscalculated when my friend's wedding is. I will be back in an airport in a couple weeks.

The late night crew is playing Prince and the Fixx. Nice

Also I can't sleep and want to die painlessly

in Dublin airport yesterday they played Sky Ferreira, Mariah/Miguel, and Beyoncé, and I wondered if the airport code was ILX

DUB beats

shit, 龜, I should have offered you to come and crash, seriously.

Ha aw thanks for the offer but I probably wouldn't have slept well anyway, I am trying to overcome a 12 hour time zone jet lag

i know alan dulles very well, i sat for many hours at his airport

(wiki sez it's named after john foster but sure that's what they tell you)

why did i get all excited when i saw the sign for wendy's, this isn't exciting

hi

i was supposed to be in an airport but my flight got cancelled while i was on my way, so now i've come back home and i'm hyping myself up for the 11 hour megabus journey i'll be taking in a few hours. lol.

I recommend being unconscious

i'm a seasoned veteran of comically long megabus journeys (longest being something like 13 hours i think), i can survive it as long as i don't have to sit near the toilet.

I once did like 16 or 18 hours from Vegas to Tucson. That was kind of insane.

I was stranded in Birmingham airport two days ago because Atlanta was shut down -- eeek that carpet.

At Heathrow terminal five at 3:25am, having massively underestimated how long it takes to get here by cab. Eerily quiet. Lots of people sleeping on the floor until check in opens in an hour.

A better class of people sleeping on the floor than you get at Stansted or Gatwick though.

The duty free in Sydney airport doesn't have red velvet Tim Tams, wtf

wifi in Vancouver airport doesn't let you log in properly

my bookmark didn't update on zing so I couldn't post from two airports on Monday

oh hey due to a queue, I'm in an airport for the next 6 hours, then spending the night on a plane instead of a hotel room on the other side of the country

with another flight and airport in between

have already checked out the Sub Pop store, which has 1000000 hoodies but no copies of the new Afghan Whigs album

now getting a pedicure

what's up, SFO

*waves from Sacramento*

good morning, Philly

just got a high score of 24800 on Doodlejump in an airport

I am in a weird tiny airport in Trenton, NJ that feels like a v dated and bland ski lodge or something, there are v weird sculptures outside, and the cabbie charged me $15 to take me less than 2 mi :-(

No better way to point out the vulnerabilities of your national transportation infrastructure than having a suicidal dude set an ATC tower on fire in the most crowded hub airspace in North America

!

At that hub rn, just had to get off the plane and get in a queue to get back in the plane

Might ditch it to go get one more Chicago dog

^ didn't have time, am sitting on immobile plane instead DAMMIT

If at Midway, def get another Gold Coast dog

and chili cheese fries

get a gyro at o'hare imo

hello Sea-Tac my old friend

Land of crumpets iirc

Sea-Tac = House of Leaves, like I hope you have a spare 3 days to find your way out

lol

hope you're having a kicky weekend Stevie

so v kicky

me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoPxYXu46M

Thank God for Professional Football

it keeps CNN off the flatscreens

Leaving Sea-Tac again, again

sadly unlikely to visit for another year or so

Sitting in Pittsburgh and it's humid as fuuuuuuck in here