THE GLAZED DONUT FACE-OFF -- spurs! heat! it's the NBA finals 2014, where little fatasses happen

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yeah manu was just so, so bad

he seems to be better too

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

This somehow makes Riverside sound exotic

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/mapfixed1152.png

polyphonic, Monday, 2 June 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link

Agree that this is a tossup. It was a tossup last year and both teams are basically the same with minor offsetting improvements/regressions across the board.

Spottie, Monday, 2 June 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

i think this will be a right series but if one team is going to blow the other one out, it's gonna be the spurs. if that makes sense

k3vin k., Monday, 2 June 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link

makes sense but idk, both teams have blowout potential i think. not like the spurs have been playing perfectly, they got lit by okc a couple times. and TP isn't right so...

Spottie, Monday, 2 June 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

what's up with Parker? Sore ankles right? He's got another couple days of rest, might be fine by Thursday.

Clay, Monday, 2 June 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link

probably but who knows, ankles can be weird

Spottie, Monday, 2 June 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

If Steph Curry can get apparently right, Parker can.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 2 June 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

As a Mavericks fan I hope the finals somehow end in a draw and everybody agrees that nobody won

building a desert (art), Monday, 2 June 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

spurs in five

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

spurs

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link

i think the spurs will win this series

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link

a friend sent me footage of a recent vampire weekend show in houston where someone was waving a spurs flag around, likely annoying everyone around them. behavior like that will curse your team, so heat in 6 or 7.

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 00:51 (nine years ago) link

Important query to m bison: in your most intimate moments, do you call Manu "Obi-Wan"?

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link

ca. 05, my brother wore a bootleg obiwan ginobili shirt

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

manu is just manu in my house

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

u named your kid manu tho right

Clay, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link

hah dope

Clay, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link

btw spurs are winning bc fucking tim duncan said so

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

Sometimes grandpa says things and everyone ignores him

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link

threadbanned
anyone else wanna throw stones at the throne? yall forget that ILH is my personal fiefdom?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 03:17 (nine years ago) link

haha

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link

spurs, 6

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 03:39 (nine years ago) link

yeah leaning towards spurs in 6 i'd like to see game one before making a call but that's cheating now isn't it

Clay, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 03:55 (nine years ago) link

can someone explain the thread title to me

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:22 (nine years ago) link

http://extramustard.si.com/2014/01/01/carmelo-anthony-glazed-donut-face-meme/

also popovich callee patty mills a "little fatass"

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link

this thread title is as close as melo will ever get to the finals

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link

can the spurs plz sign tmac again now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link

Heat should sign Tmac instead

, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

so who's idea was it for there to be 3 months off between the conf finals and the finals

Clay, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 06:31 (nine years ago) link

just a taste of sports purgatory that is nigh upon us.

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 06:35 (nine years ago) link

i think it was a good idea bc old players

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 10:23 (nine years ago) link

funny but true

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link

the nba feels very strongly abt having games on both thursday and sunday, the tradidtion dates back to their prechristian animistic roots iirc

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

best ratings opportunities?

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah or that

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

if one or both series had gone to game 7, would the dates have been the same?

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

i think so

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah i might be more pissed if you had some unlikely team that was riding a wave of momentum into the finals but w/ two teams of old folx needing the rest the break probably increases the odds of a good finals

balls, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

I don't have any problem with it outside of the fact that the only other thing we sports nuts have to watch is early-season baseball.

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

i watched baseball last night and just what the shit man for real idgi

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

i watched baseball last night too, which actually means i made some good headway on last sunday's nyt crossword.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

i wish the world cup or tour de france was now i have a perfect three week window with not that much to do

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

haha I'm not a full on baseball hater, I prefer to check highlights once in a while and will def follow a tight pennant race and the playoffs (if the Giants or A's are in) .

But I have no interest this early in the season.

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

World Cup is coming, that's cool.

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

world cup can't come soon enough, that shit is fun.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

i guess none of you guys watch NHL

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

almost over too!

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 June 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRcX08d.png

You got something to explain buddy

, Thursday, 19 June 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link

lmao @ pop

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 June 2014 01:13 (nine years ago) link

lol guess u guys found my secret acct for spreading my pop fan vines and pop fanfiction

Clay, Thursday, 19 June 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZM5ymYk.png

here u go i got u a present

― Clay, Wednesday, June 18, 2014 8:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Be The Ainge You Want To See In The World

, Thursday, 19 June 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link

niice

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 June 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link

haha

balls, Thursday, 19 June 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link

lol

circles, Thursday, 19 June 2014 04:32 (nine years ago) link

The onion is always great with the Tim Duncan news

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-busy-at-san-antonio-zoning-office-plann,36301/

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 19 June 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

haw!

Nhex, Thursday, 19 June 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link

hahahaha

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

Be The Ainge You Want To See In The World

Would be a great fantasy name if it weren't so long.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 19 June 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

bumping this for historical hoops research purposes

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

still have the last game of the spurs/heat playoffs on the tivo for occasional lolwatching

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 00:57 (eight years ago) link

I SAW IT TOO I WASNT SURE IF IT WAS MY BODY DRUGS PLAYING MIND TRICKS
--smooth hymnal (m bison)

basically kawhi says fuck you
--smooth hymnal (m bison)

IVE NEVER DONE DRUGS BUT I FEEL LIKE DRUGS ARE IN MY BODY RN
--smooth hymnal (m bison)

this joy is wonderful to see

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

wish I'd be on ilx for this dang

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

*been. goddam phone

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

just read this whole thing it was good recommended

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link

i was rly funny itt, my favorite team should win the championship more

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link

this thread title is as close as melo will ever get to the finals

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, June 3, 2014 6:45 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol'd at this

Clay, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link

still one of the worst thread titles in the history of ILH

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link

smh it was a great thread title

k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:13 (eight years ago) link

fuck a melo reference in a nba finals thread title

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

still one of the worst thread titles in the history of ILH

― 龜, Wednesday, June 3, 2015 1:06 PM

micah, Thursday, 4 June 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link

ha im generally not a fan of the ilx rambling jokey thread title style altogether but the glazed donut face off cracks me up for some reason idk to each his own

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 13:50 (eight years ago) link

glazed donut face off is hilarious

J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

i'll say my peace and i'll never mention it again - seemed really non sequitur to take a throwaway melo quote and use that as a title for a finals thread that melo was nowhere near. trying to save it with a connection to pop just idk ok i'm done

, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

glazed donut face off is just funny by itself, i had been wanting to use that for a while. plus there's the connection with the patty/pop quote

k3vin k., Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link


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