Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

Fuuuuck this is like when I got Buck Cherry 5 yrs too late or Miles Prower from Sonic the Hedgehog

This is fucking up my whole worldview

^^Neil Schon's first solo lp, iirc.

okay i stole it

Miles Prower

Had to say it out loud before I got it.

That reminds me of a character from the old Children's Television Workshop show "The Electric Company," a detective specializing in code breaking named Fargo North, Decoder.

omg, miles prower, you just blew my mind

Lowell George: music for Art History majors.

http://eil.com/images/main/Blood+Sweat+%26+Tears+-+No+Sweat+-+LP+RECORD-496051.jpg

Okay, that's just hilarious!

/Miles Prower/

Had to say it out loud before I got it.

It took me saying it several times before I did. Jeesh...

http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/233/233302_1_f.jpg

http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mz9OAUY4wnPQBQ4_E8YC6aw.jpg

oh joan

That Joan Baez cover is just insane. It should be the flip picture on Black Sabbath's Never Say Die.

If I seized control of the US government I would force bands like Arcade Fire to do these kind of titles, like the whole band dressed in black and Win Butler dressed all in white, Arcade Fire - "There's One in Every Crowd"

Win Butler's solo debut, Any # Can Win!

lol

Win Butler's second solo album, The ______ Did It (cover features Butler in the center of the frame, being pointed at by a number of 1920s rich people.)

hahahaha

Alternately, ''...You Mean, I Did It?!'' with the same setup, except Win's accusers are also clutching twelve-inch records.

Grimes in bondage gear: "The Punishment Fits the Grimes"

an Arcade Fire cover would have to have an Out of Quarters joke

Win Butler - No Quarter Given

I must be an idiot but the Aerosmith play on words never occurred to me.

Or me. I assumed it was just some American thing I didn't understand (not unlike Aerosmith).

http://chartarchive.org/artwork/26108-raw.jpg

Buck Futtons

http://i.imgur.com/FOoTJ4h.jpg

aaaaahaah

Why not just call your record "Barely Give A Fuck Anymore"

ringo'd used it already iirc

Here I Am With All My Money, Also Fuck You

http://www.israbox.com/uploads/posts/2010-06/1276464849_coco-montoya-ya-think-id-know-better-1996.jpg

That's not even proper colloquial grammar

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My Name is Coco Montoya, Ya Think i'd know better, prepare to die

easy lols, but i lolled

I'm Not Left-Handed (My Guitar Is Just Upside-Down)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Photo-Finish_-_Rory_Gallagher.jpg/220px-Photo-Finish_-_Rory_Gallagher.jpg

Head East, Flat as a Pancake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_as_a_Pancake#mediaviewer/File:Flat-as-a-pancake.jpg

Euro version:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Swing_Out_Sister_-_It

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GjklYB_jB6k/SwhC8wb-m2I/AAAAAAAABW0/pJvzMFblLA0/s640/Sanford--Townsend-Duo-Glide-438025.jpg

dude on the left rules

They used the same background as:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Out_for_Number_1#mediaviewer/File:Look_Out_For_1_1976.jpg

Sorry, that should be:
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140504172645/lyricwiki/images/8/88/The_Brothers_Johnson_-_Look_Out_For_Number_1.jpg

Was kinda thinking, after the Joan upthread, that it'd be cool to assemble a record collection entirely of 70s albums where the artist is in front of a blue sky background. Four hundred copies of Leo Sayer's Endless Flight, mysteriously available in every thrift store box in the lower forty-eight states, would line the walls, floors and ceiling, creating weird perspective effects where it looks like Leo, looking like a poor man's Richard Simmons, is jumping over everything else you own:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fyRykSB60oA/SuhdIbPZqJI/AAAAAAAAPNY/ICfSBJmceU4/s400/20091028-LeoSayer-EndlessFlight.JPG

Alternately, the idea may be that they've let Leo be sucked out of the back of a plane, Air Force One style. Not such an endless flight, buddy!

http://eil.com/Gallery/231008b.jpg

"Endless Flight" should be a picture of him looking at his watch on a commercial airplane

Passenger next to him is either (a) a buxom, eyelash-batting rocker babe, with Sayer mugging wild-eyed ("can you believe my luck, with this flight being endless and all?") or (b) a yakking grandma, shoving unwanted family photo album into Leo's lap (with other distractions surrounding: shrieking baby, record execs, cigar-smoking mustachioed old money type, etc). However, if photo is really cheap, everyone can just be quietly perusing an in-flight magazine.

I feel like there might also be a bell-shaped tourist in an xxxl Hawaiian shirt, his gut spilling over the armrest onto Leo

...with an implausibly large sandwich, also spilling its guts.

Was kinda thinking, after the Joan upthread, that it'd be cool to assemble a record collection entirely of 70s albums where the artist is in front of a blue sky background.

It's like the record company bussed all these artists to the mall have their pictures taken in front of that backdrop.

http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/c/colema_orne_towhomwho_101b.jpg