I am drunk

Oh now it's on a different channel! hurrah!

Have they pulled a skinny guy out from under a couch yet?

nah, but they pulled one dude over and kept telling him to keep his hand on the wheel and he didn't and they pepper sprayed him in the face and he took off! It astounds me how dumb people are. Now they are doing a sting on people buying weed. lame.

this salsa is hot hot hot

i am nder teh couch

I trust you are using wireless.

lol lol

i'm posting now but getting drunk in a minute, is that allowed?

Best to pass out in a place where you'll be safe from earthquakes. Smart!

will you keep posting once you are drunk?

Stet, what have you been drinking?

alright, Im getting more drink. this salsa's too damn hot. The pistons are up by 1.

Surmounter, I hope it's allowed b/c that's where I am too.

1. Brush teeth.
2. Get drunk.

yes i'll keep posting drunk... i'm thinking, vodka =P i've been on a brown kick but not tonite

i'm running to the store for fruit first tho. summer = fruit

I can't drink liquor. Except for tequila.

I'm not drunk yet. But it is hot enough for gin & tonic and I think we have some limes somewhere. And Mr. Jaq wants to watch a Sex Pistols documentary, so g&t will be just the thing.

I have been drinking aftershock and vodka shots. Is drunk making

I considered running to the store for more club soda, but since I'd already made my drink I changed my mind. I can switch to beer if necessary. (Hi Jaq!)

what is an aftershock? an energy drink?

Man, ya'll some crazy drinkers. I can only have beer, margaritas or the occasional wine.

I've had too many bad, blackout experiences on other things. :(

it is hot enough for gin & tonic

It's been sorta cool down here today! Had some good beers with a friend last night but tonight I think I'll just chill a bit. Maybe some wine.

It's hot as fuck here. . . I think it's becoming margarita time (in general, I have no makings tonight. boo.)

Remember when Ally couldn't understand why anyone would want a full electric blender and we all stepped up by pointing out its necessity for a margarita?

Yes I do remember. I think she then conceded.

I also use mine for salsa.

Maybe you could add some tequila to your salsa... invent a new kind of Margarita? Cross between a Margarita and a Bloody Mary: Bloody Margarita.

Probably this has been done.

oh that sounds fucking awesome!

I shall try that in the next batch. I've made tequila bbq sauce. It was quite nice. At first, I typed sauce with a "s" instead of c and just now typed fist. One more beer and I'm there. . .

Next you'll be typing "souse." Or one of us will.

Please revive this thread when you make your Bloody Margarita, and let us know how it is!

num, that sounds awesome

what happened to stet? did he pass out under the couch?

It's 4:14 am over there now, isn't it? I would have succumbed by now.

i am here! ifell aslepp

afertshock is a gret liquer drink. is from canada <a href="http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/drinks/aftershock-liqueur/297799/&quot;> like ilx server</a> and is horible. but makes you drunk like giggly 14-year-old when combined with vodka. is also blue.

fuk nu ilx

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/drinks/aftershock-liqueur/297799/

wait is lxy not blueski's alix? i are confused stet

Are you sure that's not an aftershave?

I don't know who lxy is but then i don't know who half the people are on nu-ilx.

I admire yr stamina stet.

didja eat the crystals, stet?

yes. and also a fish supper. i thik it might be bedtime tho. aren't you guys tired?

mmmm, fish.

I'm getting there but it isn't even 11 here. And I haven't written a word!

I am drunk. It's fucking hot here and we're trying to fine w33d. Argh. blAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Stoners.

stoners

it is totally hot enuf for a g 'n t, but whiskey it is 2 tonite.

I R being classy aussie and drinkin' a cider and its only lunchtime! Not drunk obv, just chillin.

stet u r drunk. lxy's my friend.

ENBB, watch out for the COPS sting! I saw them on TV gettin' the folx tryin' to score weed. . .

It was 90 today. :( I'm going to bed after this beear and reading Harry potter.

giggly 14-year-old = always a good sign

fuk nu ilx = LOL

wait is lxy not blueski's alix? = nope

eat the crystals = explains a lot + awesome

aren't you guys tired? = pacific daylight time = nope

whiskey it is 2 tonite = what happened to vodka?

lots of xposts

and its only lunchtime = okay at least someone's not going to bed

hi jergins!

so lxy are you an old ilxor with a new name

No, just an infrequent poster. Faithful reader of the L O S T thread(s), occasional contributor.

Hello and nice to meet you, Ms Misery.

yay lost threads! some of my favorites.. .

pls to introduce yrslef?

Seattlite
Friend of Jergins
Rum Drinker
Music Listener
L O S T Watcher
Professional Office Manager
Amateur Artist

Now you, please.

All of you, please. Drunks reveal yourselves!

vodka was downstairs and i is lazy... whiskey was cold, vodka wasn't

bad plannin

um Brooklyn
Liquor
Music

i'm a little tipsy

Maria, you must give more than that. . .

Texan
longtime ILX0r though not one of note
webmonkey
fiber artist
bipolar bitch
LOST lover
fan of crappy hip-hop
recovering teacher

I'mmmmm punchdrunkfskdkdflsk

Man...I been tryin' to get drunk, but I fucked up.

I was drinking a good beer* but I ran out, so I went to the beer store. I took a chance on a beer I'd never had before that was on sale. Now, I'm just mellow. IPA, my ass, Karl Strauss! You produce the boringest brew in San Diego. Shit, I'm going to go organize my books. By LoC!

*Green Flash Breweries West Coast IPA

By LoC!

What does it mean please?

I kind of wish I got hangovers, because it would make drinking like this way less appealing. Don't follow my example, kids.