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someone told me it was easy to get laid with hot but somewhat underwashed neo hippie chicks there? is this true?

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

Where, Earth?

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

The crotch.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

haha i got a scholarship to attend!! otherwise i wouldn't be going. i am the mack at applying for zany grants

i should become a professor or something

geeta (geeta), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

Geeta, I already like you and your recommendation has me intrigued, but it still just seems gross.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

I like showering each morning.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

i could skip a shower if id just tonked a neo hippie chick

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, I thought the same thing about Tep's hatred.

The people I know who go aren't hippies, they are artists/designers/musicians/etc.

Mary (Mary), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

That's just as bad.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

ha yeah like the two are mutually exclusive.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

haha sometimes i imagine jess as this old dude with a long scraggly beard, sitting on a rocking chair on his porch, yelling 'kids these days!' a lot and firing randomly into the air every so often with his shotgun

geeta (geeta), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

"shotgun"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

see that's the thing about dan: he can find the beauty in anything

geeta (geeta), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

hippie shit. dud.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet

http://www.thespoon.com/costco/

Mary (Mary), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

haha geeta i think you're going to be seeing a lot more dudes with scraggly beards and emotional dysfunction where yr going than in my apartment.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 11 August 2003 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

Have been four times, am going again. Lisa & I initially went because we thought "oh, hey, this is unlike anything we'd ever do, why not try it once?" I think we're lifers now. And we are not at ALL "hippie/neo-shamanic" types--we're not even vaguely ravers.

If you're looking for scary scraggly creepy people on lots of drugs there, you will find them. If you're looking for amazing unusual fascinating people, you will also find them. There is a lot of really bad art, and more than a bit of incredibly good art. And the idea of spending 2% or so of my year in a culture that's pretty much entirely based on creativity and kindness really appeals to me.

Also, Gygax, it's a little hard for something to go all commecial when you're not allowed to use money there...

Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 11 August 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

how do you score all those bitchin' drugs then?

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

you DON'T want to know

oops (Oops), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

can I go to this and remain cynical, slightly jaded and only kind when I feel like it?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

Incidentally, the original version of the thing Chris blogged actually appeared in Piss Clear, one of the papers that's published at Burning Man.

I mean, if the haters stay home, so much the better (it's not like "no no, you just have to GO there, then you'll SEE"--if you're predisposed to hate it, you will anyway), but it's kind of disconcerting to see the knives coming out.

Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

hard to believe, but my question is serious: what is the currency of the BM drug economy?

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.houseofhorrors.com/wicker2.jpg

Not that I'd ever go, but if I did I'd have to make myself a Christopher Lee costume.

David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

Christopher Lee as Yahoo Serious with Jarvis Cocker's worst suit ever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

Douglas, my knives are out because of the kind of people I know that go to this thing and the reports they bring back. However, I've always been curious about it and I won't judge the event, just those people (and certainly not you or Geeta).

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 11 August 2003 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

Gygax, I am probably underinformed about that, though I have witnessed 1) one guy coming around trying to sell drugs and being totally ignored (nobody even said "no thanks"); 2) somebody that friends of mine had met the year before at BM coming by their tent to offer some surplus drugs as a present. (n.b. I am in general a deeply non-druggy type--my lifetime alcohol consumption to date is less than many people drink in a night, etc.--so have not paid that much attention.)

Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 11 August 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

Well, we all know who's DEFINITELY going to Burning Man this year!

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 11 August 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

From a deeply English person it has always looked like some of the good bits of Glastonbury transported to a stupidly hot place with no public water supply that is effectly impossible to deal with without private transport. So yeah, there might be cool stuff, but I'm buggered if I'm dealing with 40 degree heat and hitchhiking to get there. Just relax a bit and have a party in a field somewhere temperate.

Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 11 August 2003 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

I would so go if it were a Wicker Man festival. I wanna be Ingrid Pitt!

rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:23 (twenty years ago) link

I think I would only go if the KLF organized it.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

I went last year. Spent the entire week.

Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:47 (twenty years ago) link

I think there might be an east coast/west coast divide on this, since driving a few hours is much less expensive and a much more casual affair than taking a flight, and so maybe it appeals to a wider and possibly less pretentious/unbearable WC crowd. I haven't been yet, but many friends have and have had really good times, met a lot of cool people. It's expensive to get in. I like that it's pretty accepting of all ages; I'm 28 and would feel ridiculous if I started going to raves again.

chester (synkro), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

From: Ky
Date: August 23, 2003 4:41 PM
Subject: PPLO on the playa at the Wrong Side of the Trax


Message: Effective immediately, the Wrong Side of the
Trax (Dave Train) subcamp at Burning Man
currently known as the DC Crew will be
rechristened the Party People Liberation
Organization, or PPLO.

Last year, Tom Schild (current PPLO President)
ventured to the Wrong Side of the Trax at the
invitation of Yuta Lee (PPLO Ambassador to the
Dave Train).

This year, our fearless leader Tom is unable to
face the playa but vows to return next year. In
his place, a crew of 11 DC emissaries will be
representing the PPLO on the playa. I believe we
are the largest DC contingent in any camp.

Ambassador Lee arrives in Black Rock City today
for preliminary infrastructure development. Phil
Psilos (General Mayhem) will be in charge of
military operations for recreational terrorism.
In the absence of our President, I will assume
duties as Field Commander-in-Chief. (I'm
currently on TDY in the Bay Area).

We are the PPLO – The Party People Liberation
Organization. We are recreational terrorists
dedicated to decriminalizing the underground and
preserving our constitutional right to express
our individuality, dance, create house music,
celebrate life, groove to whatever makes us
groove, be freaks and, above all, assemble in
the name of love and peace!!!!

PPLO PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
I Pledge Allegiance to the cause of preserving
our music and culture, and to the PPLO that
protects it, at Nation or underground, all night
long, with partying and dancing for all...

Namaste,
Ky ("Key")

Field Commander-in-Chief
PPLO (Party People Liberation Organization)
Wrong Side of the Trax (Dave Train)
3:30 Serious Authority, Black Rock City

gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 23 August 2003 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

um, can we pleeeeaaasseeee differentiate between the first 3 years of burning man and the very different beast this festival became later?
I went in 1994 (i forget, it was the second year, whichever that was) and it bore NO resemblance to the silly sunbake you see today. except that we did burn a big man.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

"the people I know and have known who go to Burning Man are among the most loathsome, flaky, obnoxious, insulated, sheltered, spoiled, and flat-out stupid people I've met (I'm talking almost exclusively about northeasterners, if there's a significant difference)."
-Tep

Hahahahahaha... yeah, generalizations about people from entire regions or countries are great. Nothing else does as good a job of bringing the ignorant flotsam of society to the surface. But I'm sure you didn't REALLY mean anything by that, did you Tep? ;)

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

I think he meant northeasterners who went to Burning Man, not all northeasterners.

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

lol, all northeasteners who went to burning man--did he demand ID or what? or was it just a straw poll? ;-)

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

What slutsky said -- I'm from the northeast! (A town away from your birthplace, Dan :)) That's why I'm judging from that group: the folks I know who've gone to Burning Man are almost exclusively northeasterners (or college students at northeast schools), cause that's where I was living. It was a pretty popular thing among the Pioneer Valley kids.

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

Hmm, I don't know a great deal about Burning Man, but from what I've seen, isn't it an event that happens in more than one place? I had local friends from Texas who went, but not many people in the Northeast seem to know about it. But I'm not sure, I haven't investigated it enough. Everything I've heard indicated dirty drug-fueled orgy, which might just make it the Woodstock of my generation, minus the good music. But I guess I'll have to go sometime and find out for myself... hah
Ah, I see what you mean now Tep. Otherwise I would have had to start dishing out the yankee attitude ;)

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

Original burning man = Black Rock. Desert near California/Nevada border, on the salt flats.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:31 (twenty years ago) link

Oh man:

GERLACH, NV—The Burning Man festival, a prominent artistic and countercultural event that draws tens of thousands of people to the Nevada desert annually, is in danger of cancellation this week because "no one had their shit together enough to even make it," organizers said Tuesday.

http://www.theonion.com/current_top_story.html

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 August 2003 06:20 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
Quote of the week (scroll down)

"The event likes to bill itself as radical self-sustainability, but really it's an orgy of consumption," said Jack Haye, a computer modeler at Industrial Light and Magic in San Rafael. Haye was exhibiting one of his sculptures at Burning Man.

"There is way too much utilization of new materials that are wasted. How many hundreds of thousands of dollars -- or millions -- are spent in Costco in August getting ready for this?"

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

No, it's true, I made the mistake of going to Trader Joes the weekend of Burning Man and it was as if a swarm of locusts had come in.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 21:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm gonna paint my dick purple this year, I swear.

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...
Funny anti-Burning Man screed:

http://blog.hisnameistimmy.com/?p=12

shookout (shookout), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna paint my dick purple this year, I swear.

-- sexyDancer (jjjjjjjjjjjjj...), September 9th, 2004 12:42 AM. (link)

http://shopbilder.comonline.net/pics/pa/015/picx/603218.jpg

StanM (StanM), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is ugly and pathetic.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is ugly and pathetic.

Much in the same way that Burning Man is.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

BM is a lot of things but I wouldn't call it "pathetic" - it requires too much commitment and resources to qualify as that.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

most of the criticisms of burning man seem to be that the participants are lying to themselves, and there aren't many better ways to piss people off.

i don't know much about it, but it seems mostly uninteresting and mostly harmless. i think my sister's been at least once.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

glad to be of some use around here

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 20 January 2024 23:59 (three months ago) link


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