Sandilocks
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Sandralingus
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Poontang
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
can't believe i didn't think of sandilocks...
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link
boyfriend suggested it. he also came up with Sandy Beaver.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
i also thought of Sandy Beaver. fun.
here is a story: once, while on the best acid trip of my existence (and...uh, i used to do a lot of acid), the local movie theater was playing Crash. But the marquee read: Sandra Bullock in Crash. so i said, "more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie. later, i even invented a musical spin-off, called My Pants: The Movie: The Musical. the only song i ever came up with went like this:
PANTS GUY: Look at my pants! CHORUS: Those pants are grand! PANTS GUY: My pants are grand! CHORUS: YOUR....PANTS....ARE....GRAND!!!
and so on.
it was very very good acid.
― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Sandra "The Baby Bull" Bullock
― milo z, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link
see: post #1
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.fightnightnews.com/pics/jdiaz.jpg
― milo z, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Bertie Big Bullocks
― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
"more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie."
i remember this vividly, drinking magnetic champagne
― elan, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Sandra "Never Mind The" Bullock
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link
magnetic champagne??! i always forget u 2 have this secret connection situation...
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link
'dra
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link
oo that's hot
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link
wldnt call her anything, i'd lick her silly (j/k)
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
haaaa. i saw love potion no. 9 the other day -- it was fucking amazing!!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link
also, i really need to see Crash. or do i?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Crash is gar-bage. for real, i hated it.
― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link
damn. see i wanted it to live up to the hype.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude, it is like the dirtiest Cronenberg, a porno with cars and leg braces. I vote YES on proposition CRASH!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link
haha okay, well looks like i gotta rent it
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
UGH. Crash by Cronenberg (based on the JG Ballard novel) is a different movie.
Crash with Sandra Bullock (aka My Pants: The Movie) is about racism and classism in contemporary LA. it is awful.
― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Crash by Cronenberg is great though. i mean, a lot of people have told me they couldn't get past the first 30 minutes, but if you have a stomach for weird sex shit and lots of blood/scars, it is worth it.
― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link
wildcat
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:31 (sixteen years ago) link
The Sandwinkle and Bullrocky Show, and/or Sandy Bullrock (as per the Flintstones' celeb naming system).
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:38 (sixteen years ago) link
have we had a Sandra Bullock movie poll? (28 Days FTW)
― milo z, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:39 (sixteen years ago) link
"wild" bull sandrock
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link
this made me smile.
― Stevie D, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:53 (sixteen years ago) link
What would you call Sandra Bullock if she was your friend?
Poll Closing Date: Friday, 18 January 2008 11:00
Answer it. Sandra Sandy S San Sandarooni Sand Sandrina! Ugly
Vote Clear
-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:22 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:55 (sixteen years ago) link
bulloxi blues
― gershy, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:08 (sixteen years ago) link
sandra "from the" bullock
― Stevie D, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Minnie Driver.
I've always been bad at recognising people.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Sandinista
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Bullo
― Billy Dods, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link
sbully
― blueski, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:15 (sixteen years ago) link
'Dra
― Tom D., Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:27 (sixteen years ago) link
HAHAHA -- sandra "from the" bullock
love it stevo
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 13:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Sandwoman
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
where was "greatest actress of all time" option
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
ellen degeneres was quoted in elle(?) as saying if she had to pick a celebrity to be president, she'd go with sand.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Bullock and Jesse James have a house in the Belmont Shore area of Long Beach. When I still lived in LB, I'd see them around town every so often.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I lived in austin '98-'00 and never saw her (or her alleged Ford Explorer) once. Nor Jennifer Aniston. Did see Matthew McConaghey at a bar once.
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
s-bomb speedy jim j
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link
SANDRA 'MENTAL' BULLOCK!!!
― Stevie D, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Might I add she was my first favorite actress ever since I saw Speed when I was 7
― Stevie D, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
also i would like to call her Sandracula
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Sandwitch (she was in that really crappy witch movie Practical Magic, remember)
― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link
bitch
― Huwa Hu, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link
got herself a baby
― max, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link
the shotgun must be very proud of his accomplishment
― akm, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/10/9680/speed_sandra_bullock_keanu_reeves.jpg
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Sandrina!
― Example: Hell (Matt P), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
found on friends toilet
makes me sad; I can't pee at u, San :(
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208377_10100522962905029_8832499_60897476_7285580_n.jpg
― ToeJam & Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
if that's where you're peeing, you're peeing in the wrong place, mister
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
arguably the best thread in ilx history IMO
― illuminati girl (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
yes
Also in answer to the og q - Sandy, def. I love her.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
Sondrah
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
i have to admit that i am really proud of this thread
― surm, Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
the great sandini
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://f0.bcbits.com/z/25/76/2576631616-1.jpg
― the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Monday, 20 February 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago) link
desandra bullhart
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:36 (twelve years ago) link
Are you James Corden?
― Mark G, Monday, 20 February 2012 09:37 (twelve years ago) link
is that a fat jibe
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:39 (twelve years ago) link
is that a question?
― Mark G, Monday, 20 February 2012 09:42 (twelve years ago) link
a question, mark
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://forums.g4tv.com/images/smilies/custom/8-10.gif
― Mark G, Monday, 20 February 2012 09:56 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ above album is PRETTY AWESOME btw. is there an ilm thread on theesatisfaction yet?
― the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Monday, 20 February 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link
if that's where you're peeing, you're peeing in the wrong place, mister― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:04 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think that's where mister ended up peeing after seeing the sandra pic?
that toilet certainly needed a clean though.
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 20 February 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
Sandinka
― whoop i. goldberg (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 February 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
Sandbull
― earlnash, Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:36 (11 months ago) Permalink
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
Classic thread
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link
if I ever find myself with a chance to meet her* I'm gonna get her to sign this:
http://i1.ytimg.com/i/Mh5ebZMjuPgCj2QUyOaIqw/mq1.jpg
*not gonna happen
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCRXAFi9T8k
― farty monster (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 23 November 2014 02:29 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6oGwEPVuNA
According to Simone Gad from the Speed bus, everyone called her Sandy.
http://iwastheretoo.wolfpop.com/audio/20676/speed-with-the-passengers-of-bus-2525
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link
omg
http://cdn.stagebloc.com/production/photos/4141/large/20150126_214038_4141_687603.jpeg
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
that was a great episode of i was there too. i wanna know keanu's brown rice recipe!
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link
I halfway think I want to know, halfway think that maybe Keanu was just tossing some five-spice in there or something.
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link
Here's the interview he references, too! It is SUCH A TREAT
http://www.hitfix.com/in-contention/speed-20th-anniversary-meet-the-passengers-of-bus-2525/1
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/39A2898B-58B1-477B-8381-1FE3EF45E495_zpstadbe1fb.jpg
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:00 (eight years ago) link
http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/how-i-tried-to-figure-out-if-sandra-bullock-owns-a-forg-1794238061
-otten-race-track-in-central-texas
― how's life, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link
underrated revive by stevie d last october
― Karl Malone, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link
^^
― surm, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link
I called her SB for years, which ultimately morphed into 51.
― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link
i actually took it a little personally when no one commented on my revive
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link
i would imagine! have we talked about Sandra Bullock's sister Gesine?https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/47/a0/c3/47a0c3176e90f3259e4653b0e733495c.jpg
― surm, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link
Best post in a great thread:
once, while on the best acid trip of my existence (and...uh, i used to do a lot of acid), the local movie theater was playing Crash. But the marquee read: Sandra Bullock in Crash. so i said, "more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie. later, i even invented a musical spin-off, called My Pants: The Movie: The Musical. the only song i ever came up with went like this:PANTS GUY: Look at my pants! CHORUS: Those pants are grand! PANTS GUY: My pants are grand! CHORUS: YOUR....PANTS....ARE....GRAND!!!and so on.it was very very good acid.― the table is the table
― the table is the table
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:48 (seven years ago) link
u mean october before last
― briscall stool chart (wins), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:32 (seven years ago) link
thinking a lot abt Sandy today and feel like I should review the 90's Sandy canon (A Time To Kill, The Net, Hope Floats, Practical Magic, etc)
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
Saaaaooooouuuwwwndra― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 26, 2010 11:57 AM bookmarkflaglink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 26, 2010 11:57 AM bookmarkflaglink
still OTM
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
the NET! i haven't seen it in so long, i forget what actually happens. probably a lot of netscape navigating
― Karl Malone, Friday, 18 September 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link
I just remember the secret back door into everyone's information was... a gigantic icon in the corner of the screen that you clicked on
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link
honestly The Net is an unheralded should-be cult classic, it's so wonderful
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 September 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link