these are the best rn imo
@KattWillFerrell
@hostile_goose
@RealCarrotFacts
@ProBirdsRights
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
kattwillferrell made me laugh w/ a straight joke last night, felt weird
― balls, Friday, 23 May 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/469718718784602112
― balls, Friday, 23 May 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
ahaha same yes!!
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link
Apparently he stole that
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Saturday, 24 May 2014 01:39 (nine years ago) link
sometimes i can't tell if KattWillFerrell is actually funny or if i just have stockholm syndrome
― funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Saturday, 24 May 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link
"may the fourth be with you" is really close to breaking me
― funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Saturday, 24 May 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
OTM
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:10 (nine years ago) link
lolololol
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:11 (nine years ago) link
kattwillferrell is the steve reich of weird twitter
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:12 (nine years ago) link
may the fourth be with you is meditative at this point
lmao et take the damn wig off!! smh
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:14 (nine years ago) link
xxp he is the Sunn0))) to Stewart Lee' Black Sabbath imo
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
this guy? https://twitter.com/stewlee
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
*goose
aw im sad abt wettbutt bein a ceep hes so funny and seems like good guy posting videos play music w his special needs students also he followed me
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
may he mature and learn to be kind to those who do not wish to date him anymore
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:32 (nine years ago) link
i don't know if you've seen what i just saw, but do a search for him on twitter
― markers, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link
http://textuploader.com/9k9k
― markers, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link
yeah that was posted upthread
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link
i've clearly done a good job of paying attention here
― markers, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link
i don't think i had been following him lately
good god
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:10 (nine years ago) link
Jesus Christ
also, who sends an ex autofellatio pics as a rebuff
― a strange man (mh), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link
dont need u anymore see
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link
well, a dude with no actual social reckoning, it seems
I have known a couple people like that. Humor that seems like they're silly or edgy, but it turns out they have no norms and they're emulating "funny" and relating to people in person is fucked
― a strange man (mh), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:22 (nine years ago) link
The whole creating and maintaining a persona where yr obligated to be funny all the time thing seems p weird to me
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
at least when your persona is tied in with yr real self. i bet dril IRL is… someone famous, or a scientist of some kind.
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link
What if he's just Jack Nicholson
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/471454339157213185
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/01/magazine/the-smutty-metaphor-queen-of-lawrence-kansas.html
― goole, Thursday, 29 May 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
“Everyone except for a few people donated in small amounts,” Lockwood said. “Things like $4.20 or $6.66, people with user names like theslavekitten.”
― polyphonic, Thursday, 29 May 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
ffs
― online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 10:09 (nine years ago) link
she's fucking dreadful as well
ur dreadful
― lag∞n, Friday, 30 May 2014 10:43 (nine years ago) link
dreadfully hard to people online(man)
― funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Friday, 30 May 2014 11:01 (nine years ago) link
please provide me with an impassioned defence of patricia lockwood
― online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link
"sext" top 3 worst twitter things
equals, even. blinded with rage rn.
it has had a deleterious effect upon your typing.
― estela, Friday, 30 May 2014 11:44 (nine years ago) link
sext: i am a man, online, and hard.
― funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Friday, 30 May 2014 11:54 (nine years ago) link
about as good as hers, looking forward to the NYT profile.
― online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link
she is awesome and that profile is awesome and you are probably terrible
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 12:54 (nine years ago) link
otm(3)
― estela, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link
Exlain her to me. I'm willing to listen, to learn, to be enlightened.
― online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:02 (nine years ago) link
lol knowing who online hardman 'actually' is i can verfiy that yes terrible is correct as well as sad, very very sad.
― balls, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link
― online hardman, Friday, May 30, 2014 9:02 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i dont think i could do a better job than that profile tbh
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 13:09 (nine years ago) link
sext: i am a long forgotten flamewar on the remains of a once-prominent internet discussion forum. you revive me.
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 30 May 2014 13:24 (nine years ago) link
ayo balls, do you know me irl
― online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:29 (nine years ago) link
either way "very very sad" is a 10/10 diss
― online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link