actually had to take a deep breath when i saw this one
http://www.theonion.com/articles/date-rapist-tossing-his-mortarboard-into-air-3-row,36088/
― goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
Nails it:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/revealing-spring-attire-reminds-man-he-nothing-mor,36104/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
Yep.
― overwhelmed with sweat (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
Reminds me of http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-students-prepare-breasts-for-increased-spring,20014/
― pplains, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
Came after the not a damn video one:Ohio executions
― nickn, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:22 (nine years ago) link
So what do those letters mean? I'll tell you, but as a knowledge-hungry ENTJ, I'm a tiny bit annoyed that you didn't look up the answer yourself.
― conrad, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-reluctant-to-cut-funding-for-tank-that-ju,36099/
― axe douche for men (silby), Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link
lots of bummer stories with no jokes lately
http://www.theonion.com/articles/elderly-dog-can-already-tell-owner-doesnt-think-sh,36135/http://www.theonion.com/articles/retired-factory-worker-had-no-idea-earnings-from-5,36069/http://www.theonion.com/articles/college-rape-victim-pretty-thrilled-she-gets-to-re,36129/
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
the 2nd and 3rd are vaguely aiming for some kind of social commentary. i get those even if i maybe they are week. the first one tho? it's just like a little sad short story. area man's heart broken by pointlessly tragic 100 word sidebar.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
Contemplating spending $3K on hip surgery for my dog tomorrow, wish that piece had never been written.
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
:-(
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
i just don't know if "not enough jokes" is an accurate diagnosis there
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this,36131/
― ciderpress, Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
This is so dumb but kills me:http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-looks-back-at-saving-private-ryan,36211/
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 5 June 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-simmons-ventures-into-interdimensional-vortex,36205/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 June 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
Absolutely hilarious.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ask-an-elderly-black-woman-as-depicted-by-a-sophom,29855/
― Evan, Friday, 6 June 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
yeah that one is a classic
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
Hadn't seen it before
― Evan, Friday, 6 June 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten,32401/
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 7 June 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
New Charter School Lottery System Gives Each Applicant White Pill, Enrolls Whoever Left Standing
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-seems-silly-it-makes-good-point-264
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
Wow, that whole http://www.clickhole.com/ site is great
― StanM, Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
it really is
http://www.clickhole.com/article/want-feel-old-movie-high-fidelity-would-be-sexy-14-234
― balls, Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
Best part is that the paid adverts are indistinguishable from the articles
http://i.imgur.com/nwynblH.png
― 龜, Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
i'm curious how long they can pull it off but then again i never would've predicted the onion could reliably make me laugh doing what they do for nearly twenty years now
― balls, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
I'm still not convinced that AV Club isn't a very ambitious extension of the The Onion's satire.
― pplains, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
i dunno who wrote the 'Friends' bit but Jesus that's one unfunny piece; i'm all for the idea but it didn't even raise a smile.
― piscesx, Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/top-12-game-thrones-inspired-baby-names-280
This ones great. "Ned". hahaha.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 12 June 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link
this one reminds me of classic Viz:
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-iconic-movie-scenes-were-actually-fake-201
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 June 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/meet-most-powerful-man-youve-never-heard-72
― balls, Friday, 13 June 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link
James O'Thrones
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 13 June 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link
i hope ppl are actually using the post-to-reddit buttons
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 13 June 2014 00:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mktg4no.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 13 June 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link
My first thought was also "how long can they possibly keep this funny?" But I guess they can always just shift the content in response to the ever-shifting nature and prevalent of clickbait.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
sorry that was supposed to say "nature and prevailing style"
fans of this site should also participate in my "from around the web" thread which I put on 77 for no good reason
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
cant click it if u dont link it
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=93805
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
this is pretty much the trump cardhttp://www.clickhole.com/video/what-adorable-little-girl-says-will-melt-your-hear-286
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 June 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
Nah this is
http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-grew-calvin-hobbes-you-need-watch-right-now-318
― 龜, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
yyyyyyyyyyyeah no
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
I have never in my entire life wished I could un-see something as much as I wish I could un-see that.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
this is the greatest website in the universe
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link
I concur.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
Damn
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link
i am queasy now
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
irl guffaws
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
it seriously is the most genius website on earth since they can game the click economy in any way they feel AND not be held ethically accountable for any piece of sponsored content they do. it's a license to print money
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link