Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
this wastemans twitter feed is the most abject shit imaginable, nexus of aging landfill media cunts retweeting each others tryhand bantz about the worthless british culture of their youth, every single one of them is human faeces
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
^^^^^^
nothing but contempt and immense disapproval of everyone i know who tacitly approves of that shit
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 06:40 (nine years ago) link
On the 'ead!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link
Fancy a ruby? Man on!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 09:17 (nine years ago) link
Are we gannin down the pub or wot?
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 May 2014 10:15 (nine years ago) link
jfc stfu with this
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 10:16 (nine years ago) link
kmt
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 May 2014 10:18 (nine years ago) link
Hang on, I've only just realised this is a Daily Telegraph article which tacitly endorses cocaine.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 15 May 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link
John Niven is the worst of these cocks, there's this poisonous mix of casual racism and sub-Frankie Boyle shit whenever he's called out on it.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:07 (nine years ago) link
wallop! etc.
― marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:12 (nine years ago) link
ReferEEE!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
'Avin it LARRRGE
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:25 (nine years ago) link
SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link
fuckinell you're literally as bad as the cunt who wrote this
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, shut up with the top bantz everyone.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link
lol lex if you don't want to deal with people having some fun ripping on this loser why the FUCK did you click on this thread?
― marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link
lex's intriguing ILX style strikes again
― online hardman, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
i'm all for seeing everyone rip on him but this isn't that
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
IMITATION IS NOT SATIRE
He Wants to "deal with" etc.
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link
xpost in some cases it is.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
actually in quite a few cases, it is.
in fact i'd like to see an example of satire which has no grounding in imitation what so ever.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:08 (nine years ago) link
double bubble!
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link
lex in terms of people sarcastically talking like this guy ITT thread would it be fair you say that you are NOT, in fact, mad fer it, parklife etc?
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
I'm gonna whack my ol' man right up 'is alley. Oi oi!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link
pretending to hate the bants = classic m8
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
Gertcha!
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
Fackin love Chas n Dave, fackin legends
i literally have no idea what the fuck you ppl are talking about
and
i'm mad fer it tbh
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
i'm listening to sleaford mods now and i love it but i understand less than 50 percent of what this tosser is on about
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
Cool it mat, we're only havin a laugh mate. It's just a laugh mate.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link
Sleaford Mods are kind of the antithesis of this crap.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link
yes
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
Earl Brutus, the ghosts at the Britpop feast
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
― Matt DC, Thursday, May 15, 2014 10:34 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh i know! they rule!
just they drop a lot of references and slang i don't know.
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link
is not understanding references and slang such a big deal for you? when i hear US slang in rap songs i get over it or perhaps learn something, rather than going OH LOL AMERICANS ARE SO WACKY AND WEIRD
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link
no. it's not actually, lex, and i resent your use of "LOL" and all caps.
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
I don't understand most lyrics tbf
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 16 May 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link
fair dinkum
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link
American tech, Italian food, and Scandi design
Could be anyone in the world yes?
― calstars, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
dog latin appears to be auditioning for Republica on this thread
― ۩, Friday, 16 May 2014 23:27 (nine years ago) link
he seems to be ready to go!
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
Michael Hogan @michaelhogan 39m
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― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, May 1, 2014 6:45 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 25 June 2016 09:14 (seven years ago) link
trump is such a twatting prannet!
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 25 June 2016 09:15 (seven years ago) link
Michael Hogan @michaelhogan 2h2 hours ago
Bought my usual Geordie comedy monthly but it's full of rent boys, coke and poppers. Turns out I picked up Vaz Comic by mistake
― soref, Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link
more like Shitpop
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link
\o/
― mark s, Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link