SPRING BREAKERS (2013) GUCCI MANE, SELENA GOMEZ & JAMES FRANCO (as Riff Raff?) DIR. BY HARMONY KORINE

sorry if anything i said above threatens anyone's privacy; if that's the case then mods please remove it. i tried to google-proof the name and be as vague as possible. :)

lol i thought br4d wh1tf0rd was user "J.D."

balls is a lawyer?!?

Wish I could change my username to something not my real name, but I don't think it allows you to use the same email for different accounts.

if only you could make a 2nd email account

I also wish I hadn't used my real name

me too

Fuckers always govnamin me in this bitch

some dude has it worst no doubt

trust me, i aspire to be more anonymous than i am

I only really know the gay thread participants, b/c they have been obsessively filed into mental columns of ws and wns.

^militant asexual

John Lennon's sit-in all in vain

balls is a lawyer?!?

― stadow shevens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, May 8, 2014 4:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda makes sense tbh, throw a few "yer honner"s into his long paragraph posts and they could be closing statements

minus the scatalogical references, perhaps

actually i haven't been in a courtroom in years so maybe those are fair game

I thought Daniel was the lawyer around here

you know who doesn't need lawyers?

SPRANG BREAAKAAAAAEAAAAAAK

people on spring break? i beg to differ.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/06/southern-california-street-brawl/7386671/

spring ilxors

if there was any film where most characters needed lawyers, it's this one

you are all 1's and 0's to me

mostly 0's

LOOOOL BURN

:)

i don't even own a sense of other people

people on spring break? i beg to differ.

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, May 8, 2014 4:36 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*claps*

This was good y'all. Shorts every color, designer t shirts.

Edith Head is claiming credit for the costumes from beyond the grave.

Why y'all actin spicious.

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19484-riff-raff-neon-icon/

lol deej how did you sell them on a 10-para disquisition on a 5.4 album

and one that cites artforum

isnt publishing 10-para record reviews what they do

no, not usually

what do they do then if not publish longish reviews of records of interest

THIS 27 YEAR-OLD MUSIC FAN JUST LISTENED TO A ARCADE FIRE RECORD...YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

i'm just saying, it's pretty long

well, it seemed to me that the critical framing fans of this record had set up raises a false dichotomy between boring traditionalists who hate fun and want to police The Canon and fun people who like to have fun and aren't afraid to have fun! when really dude is just another action bronson. but unpacking how things got to that point, at least for my writing process, sorta required unfolding it in a certain way, idk.

ONLY 30,000 PEOPLE BOUGHT THE FIRST VELVET UNDERGROUND RECORD...YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT EACH ONE OF THEM DID

lol

http://pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/90364369809/every-few-months-pitchfork-publishes-a-review-so

fyi we have a riff raff thread

deej's review is pretty interesting and in fact too short imo - he's dealing w/some interesting questions

don't get me wrong I'm not gonna listen to the album or anything

sprang braaaaaake

I just tried to watch this movie, made it more than half way through, the gomez girl left and the other three were hanging out with Franco. I usually never turn off a movie, I can sit through almost anything, but I just didn't care.

I felt old watching this movie.

you probably are old, but also it's not a good movie

Many get off the Dante train at Purgatorio as well.

I kept wondering why you would drink beer through a funnel? There's so many less labored ways of getting drunk.

http://i.stack.imgur.com/vxyJ8.jpg

SPRANG BREAAKAAAAAEAAAAAAK FOREVVVVVR

<3

SPRIAAANNG BREEEEAAAAAAAAKkkk

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