GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

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i'd be ok with stomp-campfire music if were just the sound of people stomping mixed with the sound of a campfire

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:05 (ten years ago) link

brightblack morning light imo

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

campfires stomping on people forever

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link

i'd be ok with stomp-campfire music if were just the sound of people stomping mixed with the sound of a campfire

You've just created the genre "Burning Man"

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link

lol

I was thinking more like this http://open.spotify.com/track/11yJRn2U4Iu7Y1S5vHM5u5

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

brightblack morning light imo

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, May 5, 2014 6:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm; see also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW5QCtNOLDs

endzone selfie (bernard snowy), Monday, 5 May 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

The one thing I can say for Pitbull/Enrique collaborations is that they're at the very least more tolerable than Pitbull/JLo collaborations (plus I kinda dig "I Like It")

Frontier Psychiatrist, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 09:39 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6nEvIEY4s

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Friday, 9 May 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link

what even

Johnny Fever, Friday, 9 May 2014 05:56 (nine years ago) link

I believe Kasabian decided to just give up on imitating Primal Scream and start parodying 90s club music.

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Friday, 9 May 2014 06:10 (nine years ago) link

LOL. I can't even properly loathe them because they're from my home town either.

I know that Luda's been in a slump with his singles lately but biting hooks from Aqua? God...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_BcMJ3iuS4

Frontier Psychiatrist, Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

would never in a million years admit it but I found that Kasabian track strangely enjoyable, having never (knowingly) heard anything else of theirs

endzone selfie (bernard snowy), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link

That's as bad as the song that steals its hook from "Fu-Gee-La."

billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 06:48 (nine years ago) link

Technically some of the worst shit of 2013, but I'm told this is charting now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ba_qTPA4Ds

Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

certainly is time for mkto to inflict their hell on charts other than the australian ones

just wait until you guys hear "geronimo"

ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link

"Geronimo" is at least shitty in a 2014 kinda way (read: Mumford/Lumineers-aping). How something that sounds like an O-Town reject is charting in 2014 is beyond me.

Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

It sounds like a sentient issue of GQ.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRTM2CvsGd0

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/v/wRTM2CvsGd0

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

OK, I just can't embed anything ever, sry.

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

Remove the "s" so it's just "http://";.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRTM2CvsGd0

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

Haha thank you, now everyone can see this glorious illustration to the "historical heavy metal" contained within.

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

I hate the new John Legend song. That "all your perfect imperfections" line particularly.

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

LOVE YOUR CURVES AND ALL YOUR EDGES
ALL YOUR PERFECT IMPERFECTIONS

the FM transmitter i use to listen to my ipod is on the fritz, so i've been listening to a LOT of top 40 radio lately. i was going to see if ilx had a rolling thread on the subject but it turns out most of the songs i'd want to mention have already shown up in this thread.

ugh yeah that John Legend plays all the time at work... it's a hot garbage facial

explaining "ladder theory" to my girlfriend (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link

To be fair Love in the Future is actually a pretty solid Legend album, so it kinda sucks that "All of Me" (one of the most boring songs on the album) ended up being the huge hit while the previous two singles were relative flops

Frontier Psychiatrist, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link

wow happy birthday to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuM7hObGjWI

maura, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

*barf*

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn6cy_1-gzg

― ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Monday, May 26, 2014 8:53 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link

gross

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

That is making my birthday less happy

skip, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

woof

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link

That is making my birthday less happy

― skip, Wednesday, May 28, 2014 4:31 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

happy birthday!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFY4Y1riC7s

explaining "ladder theory" to my girlfriend (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

http://www.popjustice.com/briefing/several-completely-shit-attempts-at-capturing-the-zeitgeist/127268/

― katherine, Wednesday, May 28, 2014 1:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

twerkaholic is dope gtfo

also where is 'instagram that hoe'

rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link

Enjoyed the kasabian and will.i.am tracks

hurricane weather (forapper), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link

Enjoyed the kasabian and will.i.am tracks

Words I will never, ever speak.

Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Thursday, 29 May 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link

some candidates from the lily allen album

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 2 June 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aWvf7wZM2M

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link

Sounded like M. Gira for a second there.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMXW44JgySs

Frontier Psychiatrist, Thursday, 5 June 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link

zzzzzz

skip, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5FYDJlo1nU

Was sample songs on some French indie compilation and then this abomination came up.

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link

Enjoyed that too!

hurricane weather (forapper), Thursday, 19 June 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link

some finnish hip hop someone posted
galcher lustwork
mnek gorgon city
gui boratto

saer, Thursday, 19 June 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link


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