OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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XXXP: Taylor writes his own headlines. It was a fair assumption as most don't but wrong in this case.

Doran, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

that taylor parkes article is briliant and doesnt belong here

I love Taylor Parkes and agree that his article does not belong here, but at the same time his prose style remains so redolent of Melody Maker circa 1995 that it produces a weird sense of discombobulation. Every sentence makes me more nostalgic for Britpop (maybe even the experience of hating Britpop at the time) than most of the other shit I've read about it in these terrible weeks.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 28 April 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

is there another thread where we're discussing this article? there's lots there to unpack (and i really like it). his fixation with the obnoxiousness of blur is really useful. did make me want to listen to lots of pulp and bbr and the other also-rans that don't fit in his (or britpop's) narrative.

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 28 April 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link

(of course there's an impt sense in which pulp are hardly an 'also ran' so forgive me) (and then how does this then pivot into B&S idk)

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 28 April 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

why are there so many articles about Britpop lately?

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 28 April 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

100-year WWI anniversary. It's all linked

imago, Monday, 28 April 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link

trench warfare = Melody Maker magazine

imago, Monday, 28 April 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link

lord kitchener = jo whiley

imago, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

the somme = ok computer

imago, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

Somme less wasteful

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link

Sterling the discussions over on the britpop thread. Cant link from here tho, sorry

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link

Crut its 20 years since parklife came out

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link

20 years since 1st Korn album tlater this year. Just wait til those thinkpieces hit!

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link

had to google Parklife tbh

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

blur were shit

paolo amusing eclectic revivals (wins), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link

weren't they

paolo amusing eclectic revivals (wins), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

^thinkpiece

paolo amusing eclectic revivals (wins), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

mogwai thought so

they knew about middle class private school educated rockers pretending to be working class..

۩, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

I remember seeing Blur in those days (I think it was in 1992 in Palo Alto, according to Songkick), and damn that was a lame show. They were crazy drunk and spent most of the show trying to push over the PA speakers...

schwantz, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link

The Taylor Parkes piece is too muddled even though I agree that Britpop's aesthetic complacency was related to a larger political complacency that was rampant during the Blair/Clinton years. Don't really understand British class politics so I can't speak to that aspect of Blur's legacy. They sound stressful.

très hip (Treeship), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link

From my own experiences political complacency in the UK was at it's peak in the period that lay between Blair's election and the war in Iraq. That's my own outlook as I was a student during that time and I was horrified at how few students were interested in current affairs. The number of people attending student fee protests on my campus were negligible, and this is Essex Uni we're talking about, a hotspot for lefty sit-ins during the seventies. Ibiza Trance and UKG were by far the most popular styles of music for students at that time.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link

I put it here bc I honestly regretted reading it, and it left feeling quite favourable towards Britpop, so

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:49 (nine years ago) link

Of course a period of prosperity between the Cold War and 9/11 was going to be more apolitical but if you're going to blame Britpop for epitomising vacuous optimism and complacency then you should also blame dance music and nobody seems to be doing that.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 09:04 (nine years ago) link

That's what I'm saying. I'm not blaming dance music for being apolitical (although I remember being dismayed at the time at how dance music had lost its anti-authoritarian stance and was now being used to tout 2for1 WKDs on a Friday). But why is it suddenly Britpop that's being held to account for eliding politics? What were the Smiths, MBV, Ride, the Stone Roses and umpteen other popular pre-Britpop UK indie bands saying that the likes of Pulp and Blur weren't?

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link

it's sort of depressing how uk ilm is basically 100% britpop this week, above almost every current thing happening in music, even though half of you profess to hate it. get. over. it. as much time as i have for kicking it, obsessing about it to this degree either way is an admission of defeat

lex pretend, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 09:23 (nine years ago) link

hoist by thine own petard, lex.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link

although really we should keep discussion to the Britpop thread here, really: Britpop : Time For Reevaluation?

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 09:32 (nine years ago) link

the only dog I have in this horse is I downloaded a bunch of sleeper b-sides the other day and they are kind of great and now I am doubting everything (caveat: american)

(the piece doesn't belong in Worst Music Writing Evar at all, it is quite well-written, I just think I disagree)

katherine, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 10:47 (nine years ago) link

the only dog I have in this RACE. SORRY I just got off a red-eye I wasn't even expecting to be allowed on and am tired etc

katherine, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 10:48 (nine years ago) link

I didn't know this thread ws specifically for music pieces that're technically poor, soz

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 10:51 (nine years ago) link

given the amount of bad music writing that exists pretty sure that's a prereq for "worst evar"

katherine, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 10:57 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, fair enough

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 11:05 (nine years ago) link

the ILM worst britpop ever spotify playlist

۩, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link

The Parkes-life article does fall foul of an over reliance on italics that the old UK music press loved so much.

Position Position, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link

lol, britpop. i think we avoided most of the fallout here. people liked oasis for a minute in the u.s. and then they liked...gorillaz? and that was about it.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link

and that verve song. we loved that verve song. and we embraced one blur song for are jock jam comps. thank you, blur.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 13:02 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, in the US Britpop is pretty much Oasis = "remember that 'Wonderwall' song? No?" and Blur = that "woo hoo!" song played at baseball games.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link

does republica count?

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

Republica is one of the best terrible bands

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

still think 'heads will roll' is the best republica song

balls, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link

Baby I'm Ready to Go came instantly to mind, hook/singer and all so yeah kinda good at least given I haven't heard it in like 20 years

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

on the rooftops sha-de-da. that one?

how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

It's "shout it out" I think, bt yeah

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

hm. don't like that as much.

how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

Lyrical quibbles aside I think the singer ws Brazilian, or something, also they were too housey to be Britpop

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

god yes the relentless rave beats

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link

saw Republica play first support for Ned's Atomic Dustbin in Leeds last year. before Cud.

Gritty Shakur (sic), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

republica was a weird band, like roxette crossed with kmfdm and echobelly.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link

Lyrical quibbles aside I think the singer ws Brazilian, or something

Wikipedia has Republica singer as of "Portuguese, Chinese and British descent", born in Nigeria.

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link

still, ethnic quibbles aside

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link


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