DJP Syndrome is a terminal condition where the patient suffers a continuous orgasm until he/she dies
(apologies to Chris Morris)
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
something singular and concrete. probably boat
― cerealbar, Friday, 25 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
I don't think a concrete boat is going very far
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_ship
― PhetamineGrrrn (wins), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
stop ruining my terrible jokes with facts
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
sorry
― PhetamineGrrrn (wins), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
how do you ruin an already terrible joke?!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
a cocktail would probably be cooler, but a sandwich seems more appropriate to my temperament
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
highway
― schlump, Friday, 25 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link
i look like a highway
I look five miles of bad road. (well, not really, but it seemed like a good line to throw out)
― Aimless, Friday, 25 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
http://thesofaortheroad.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/my-own-private-idaho-1.jpg?w=500&h=400 ?
― 1staethyr, Friday, 25 April 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
A library! No contest!
― ∞, Friday, 25 April 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link
A sandwich could be just some novelty item on the menu of one obscure café. Big deal.
AIMLESS! A sandwich is named after somebody, a notorious gambler and inferior admiralty bureaucrat, thank Heavens.
(Voted cocktail, like any sane person)
― J'ai toujours préféré la folie des passions à la sagesse de (Michael White), Friday, 25 April 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Voted sandwich as I've had a sandwich named for me:
Onion bagel toasted, then retoasted with pepper turkey, avocado and cheddar cheese atop.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Now that the dust has settled, I realize that a boat named Aimless might be kind of cool.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link
Yes, I Guess They Oughta Name a Library After You--doesn't sound right.
― clemenza, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link
you bunch of nerds
― paolo, Thursday, 1 May 2014 08:06 (ten years ago) link
Do you mean you want a collective noun named after you? A murder of crows, a paolo of nerds?
― StanM, Thursday, 1 May 2014 08:09 (ten years ago) link
thing is, with a library, it's not like i wrote all those books
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 May 2014 08:53 (ten years ago) link
exactly
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link
Sandwich or cocktail. Absolutely nothing else comes close
I totally read this as 'a cocktail sausage'
― ricky don't lose that number nine shirt (NickB), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
I'd like to change my vote.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link