the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

*h8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MospKuFQISk

http://thebaffler.com/blog/2014/05/mouthbreathing_machiavellis

Lol, ain't that some shit.

From my brother-in-law's facebook page:
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/p526x296/10367587_10152496103445432_7801367945099630292_n.jpg

I'm glad he can tell the difference.

http://www.westernjournalism.com/explaining-sharia-law-sharias-republican-supporters/

Dr. Kevin “Coach” Collins, a member of American Mensa and the Sons of the American Revolution

this is more about the american right than about israel & gaza, so, here it goes:

https://twitter.com/joelpollak/status/489474812071272448

(ahem: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stab-in-the-back_myth )

Old dolchstosslegenden never die; they just fade away for about 8 years until needed again

https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10553484_10152202338416596_5778269593775417607_n.jpg

http://www.anythingcantalk.com/about/

David brings to his show a cast of comedic characters including lovable but blunt Aunt Tilly, a 94 year-old spinster; the classic quick-witted trouble maker, Mack Elroy; the dopey yet adorable hound dog, Buford; and the slightly misguided albino vulture, Vern. Of course no show would be complete without a few surprise appearances from members of the audience as well!

David’s high-quality, family-friendly humor has mesmerized audiences the world over. Whether it’s a convention or conference, a corporate event or a cruise, David Pendleton makes it a night to remember!

This clip is fourteen minutes long. I cannot speak to the latter twelve minutes, but the first two are mirthless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQQpXtzMmXc

And yet, still a bigger draw than Stephen Baldwin.

http://www.itickets.com/parts/aimagesL/3482.jpg

otm

Is he doing the Bart Simpson Touch of Death?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8cfhpdPGG1qdoghio1_400.gif

to precis the 1:05 I watched before switching off:

he thanks the audience for warm applause
he makes a really weak joke about shirts and mothers-in-law
he says he spent the afternoon at the DMV and then does some Jon Stewart-derived sarcastic voice expressing how much fun he had there

in summation: conservatives aren't funny

dude is basically doing a Brian Regan impersonation

x-post: Ha, that was exactly as far as I got.

Good stuff from my brother in law: who am I to call for criminal prosecution of irresponsible gun ownership that leads to death or injury when there's irresponsible vagina ownership in the world that leads to abortion?

meet him halfway, offer that gunowners should be castrated

lol

a few blocks from me

http://www.ki4u.com/goodnewsbillboard.jpg

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There's actually lots of good news about nuclear destruction...

no more NSA data collection since no more cell phones/internet
no more Income Taxes since no more IRS computer systems
no more entitlements
no more gun control legislation
... for that matter, no more District of Columbia

no more headaches since no more heads

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gh_eCkJ_eJ8/SW9RhbkNdGI/AAAAAAAAAHA/MPoQenE9ELE/s1600-R/3199424994_a07c142608_o.jpg

people keep trying to make this happen

http://theumlaut.com/2014/07/29/a-gentle-introduction-to-neoreaction-for-libertarians/

castillo is a good read in the way williamson at NRO is, watching someone repackage far-right ideas for a more respectable audience

libertarian website of uncertain provenance continues to look to the weirdo right:

http://theumlaut.com/2014/08/06/europes-neoreaction-is-scarier-than-you-think/

And what role is played in all this by Hungary? Well, it was in Hungary that “a principled, conservative and radically patriotic Christian party” has recently become the second most important political group in the country. So it is only fitting that Budapest will be the venue of this year’s ‘Identitarian Congress’ (h/t).

The conference, with its sleek website, an optional walking tour of Budapest, and “evening cocktails and hors d’oeuvre,” is co-hosted by the white supremacist, Montana-based National Policy Institute, the Nordic ‘identitarian’ website Motpol, and the publishing house Arktos Media, which published not only Alain de Benoist’s The Problem Of Democracy but also his book on the Nazi legal theorist Carl Schmitt, as well as tracts with such charming names as The Northern Dawn, White Identity, or The Homo and the Negro.

or "look at" i guess

the homo and the negro sounds like a great story

i'd like to imagine it as a parable in the vein of German Romanticicism

erick erickson on himself, ann coulter and a doctor with ebola:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuY2agKIIAIRh8T.png

Very respectfully, it is my belief that your dispute with Mr. Kimberlin cannot be resolved in the criminal justice system.

Take it to a comments thread you guys.

― President Keyes, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess some offshoot of this shit went to a defamation trial and the conservatives just won. like, a couple minutes ago won.

https://twitter.com/ali

there's a really awkward nerdy vine in there

"this shit" = long-running blog feud between brett kimberlin, whose importance to the universe i've never been clear on, and some of the RW middleweights

https://twitter.com/ali/status/499313318352670720

this poor judge, shit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxR7w4OIgAAhg56.png

weaslyhabis

someone made a (big) network map of the weirdo right on twitter:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By09chSCIAAFhbT.png:large

dunno what to make of the sjgames account being linked in

ok this dude may not reach jay batman levels but i think i got a live one here

http://contravex.com/2014/10/02/thank-your-lucky-trolls/

That’s right, equalitarians, if you really care about making the world fair and wonderful and special and lala, by logical extension you should also be in favour of reducing breast cancer research funding and transferring those dollars over to man-cancer research. “Huh?! What?!” Lol yup. Do the math.

http://contravex.com/2014/08/03/democracy-vs-aristocracy/

The costs of the creature comforts afforded by democracy are exacted in the form of mental imprisonment. The nation of laws, rather than of men, is opaque and unknowable. Rather than having, as in an aristocracy, a few written social conventions to guide the behaviour of peoples, with the rest being unwritten and based on respect and reputation, a democracy relies on an infinity of legal constructs that ultimately form a Byzantine rat maze. After a few generations in a democacy, the restrictions on physical and mental lebensraum become so normalized that the world outside the prison walls becomes unimaginable. And certainly far too “dangerous.” As such, no one can take charge of the situation, no matter how corrupt it clearly is.

...

Modern democratic societies, rather than islands of tranquility, have yielded the bloodiest wars in the history of humanity. Much of what has been promised has been empty. Our freedom is restricted by laws instead of men, our discourse is restricted by ignorance rather than wisdom, and our human nature is restricted by rationalism rather than propriety.

But now a new day is dawning!

We have the internet, the personal computer, encrypted e-mail, and, of course, Bitcoin. The pendulum is swinging back. The aristocracy will rise again.

And we have front-row seats to the fight.

http://contravex.com/2014/09/18/you-cant-elect-strong-shepherds-and-you-cant-produce-anything-of-value-without-them/

Emotions being disproportionately involved in democracy, and leaders therefore being very much drowned in the sea of meaningless slime called “public opinion,” there’s quite simply no mechanism for strong leaders to point the system forward, and therefore no means with which to produce anything of enduring value.xvii The Queenless hive and shepherdless flock have nowhere to go but down, down, down, derping about Treaty 6 Landsxviii all the way down until this woman takes the reigns.

Blessedly, and not a moment too soon, the dawn of a New Empire is at hand. There, on the horizon, you can start to make out your new leaders. We know Aristotle, we write poetry, and you’d better believe we’re ready for battle.

We may only appear as faint dots now, but like Süleyman The Magnificent, we’re charging full steam ahead.

http://contravex.com/2014/10/01/were-leading-you-away-from-golden-calves-and-towards-happiness/

This is a point worth belabouring. As morality is right action, as defined in your time and your place, you cannot be Happy unless you act right! There’s no “Right To Happiness,” no obligation on the part of the world to suck your toes and make you giggle like a schoolgirl, and there’s no way to enjoy what’s Good without earning it. The Good isn’t for everyone and you sure as fuck don’t get a whiff of it just for being born. You come into this world deserving nothing. Not a blanket to keep you warm, not a morsel of food, not a rock to play with – much less healthcare, education, and a pension.ii Remember that. You’re not entitled to a goddam thing on this planet unless you act rightly; not as self-defined either, but as defined by your rulers.

But this is only possible in the intelligible world, under a wise author and ruler.

Hmm. Now where can we find a wise author and ruler? Democracy perhaps? Nope, already looked there… Ooh I know! Monarchy! Yup, a hard pill to swallow for your “educated” noodle, but a pill that must be swallowed nonetheless. Your +EV strategy from here on out is to listen dutifully to the Bitcoin Lordship. Yes, that includes me.

James O'Keefe's back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_uHDjk3fSc

Oh, and Mother Jones apparently reported on it Monday, before the video was even uploaded.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/10/colorado-dems-james-okeefe

could be fake? i'll buy tho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0rQcUvIIAAZ_II.png

Ha ha it's real

that is the dumbest thing i've ever read

like, ever

in my life

a stunning accomplishment

An American jihad would reawaken in American citizens the certain knowledge that our Constitution is a sacred document that better defines and preserves the liberty and autonomy of human beings than the charter of any other nation on earth.

The Constitution, along with the miracle of our nation's founding and the providential history of America fighting and winning war after war against oppressive regimes, proves our manifest destiny not only to preserve our borders and safety and national character at home, but to spread around the world our love of individual freedom and insist on its reflection in every government.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/10/28/its-time-for-american-jihad

The network that basically ran Glenn Beck (!) off their airwaves seems perfectly happy to keep paying this guy (who seems to say far worse things at every turn).