what is wrong with you people, there is only one option and it is DINOSAUR
― r. bean (soda), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link
actually I pick sandwich IF AND ONLY IF said sandwich is a Guy Fieri creation
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link
sandwich or dinosaur.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link
the world needs an advanced sex move called "the crump"
― Alvarius B. Goode (WilliamC), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
yeah I'm going with cocktail
― imago, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
i mean just add dinosaur to any of the others and they're instantly better
stoned dinosaur poetry reading in library = whose woods GWRRRARRRRRARRHGHG these are I think I atedinosaur digging up other dinosaur = efficient, kinda meta, crying as it recognizes a relativedinosaur martial arts = mostly kicking, but otherwise awesome. capoeira?dinosaur eating a sandwich and drinking a martini in a gentleman's club = classydinosaur on a barge = jurassic park 2
― r. bean (soda), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:44 (ten years ago) link
bacon zombie pirate dinosaur
― waterflow ductile laser beam (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link
lol
― imago, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
whatever, dinosaur is not part of the stupid memey trendy thing
― r. bean (soda), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link
Dinosaur sandwich
― StanM, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
all fine choices but cannibus, of course
― brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:52 (ten years ago) link
yikes, lemme rephrase that:all fine choices.BUT.cannibus, of course.
― brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:29 (ten years ago) link
to be clear, i voted for cannibus. see yall later.
a drink.
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link
an island
if not an island then a dinosaur
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:35 (ten years ago) link
In terms of longevity of 'fame', the dinosaur name might be known to fewer individuals, but it would probably be known for more centuries than any of the other choices. A sandwich could be just some novelty item on the menu of one obscure café. Big deal.
― Aimless, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:44 (ten years ago) link
speculatively speaking, i think there is an outside chance that if a dinosaur species is named after you, someday you might become a dinosaur
― j., Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:46 (ten years ago) link
after considering library, i voted sandwich
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:50 (ten years ago) link
Voting sandwich because I'd like a burger named after me
― PhetamineGrrrn (wins), Thursday, 24 April 2014 06:03 (ten years ago) link
mmm, sandwich wouldn't work for me..
The dino, the blow, the library, the boat, all would.
The martial art move would be the one that "knocks you out"
So, that one.
― Mark G, Thursday, 24 April 2014 09:51 (ten years ago) link
I voted Boat, but I really mean Ship
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 24 April 2014 10:02 (ten years ago) link
a sandwich is appealing but i'd rather a side dish, maybe some diner's slaw.
― estela, Thursday, 24 April 2014 10:10 (ten years ago) link
i wd like a particularly fleeting mood named after me
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 April 2014 10:12 (ten years ago) link
Write in for "a ridiculous top 10 yacht rock hit song"? A la "Rosanna".
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 24 April 2014 10:25 (ten years ago) link
There already is a sandwich named after me in my circles/notsohumblebrag
So it depends on what the dinosaur is.
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 24 April 2014 13:15 (ten years ago) link
paolosaur, hands down
― paolo, Thursday, 24 April 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Standwich!
― StanM, Thursday, 24 April 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link
I'd like an astronomical body named after me, like a comet or a nebula. Not a star tho, that seems cheesy somehow.
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Friday, 25 April 2014 08:29 (ten years ago) link
i think i'd like to change my answer to a write in option: mass extinction.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 April 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
Library > dinosaur > cocktail
If you could swap the boat for a train, then train would probably come above cocktail.
― emil.y, Friday, 25 April 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
Disease would also be v. cool.
Not if you had to die from it to earn the honor.
― Aimless, Friday, 25 April 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
See: Lou Gehrig's disease.
Nah, I don't mind.
― emil.y, Friday, 25 April 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
DJP Syndrome is a terminal condition where the patient suffers a continuous orgasm until he/she dies
(apologies to Chris Morris)
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
something singular and concrete. probably boat
― cerealbar, Friday, 25 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
I don't think a concrete boat is going very far
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_ship
― PhetamineGrrrn (wins), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
stop ruining my terrible jokes with facts
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
sorry
― PhetamineGrrrn (wins), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
how do you ruin an already terrible joke?!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
a cocktail would probably be cooler, but a sandwich seems more appropriate to my temperament
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
highway
― schlump, Friday, 25 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link
i look like a highway
I look five miles of bad road. (well, not really, but it seemed like a good line to throw out)
― Aimless, Friday, 25 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
http://thesofaortheroad.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/my-own-private-idaho-1.jpg?w=500&h=400 ?
― 1staethyr, Friday, 25 April 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
A library! No contest!
― ∞, Friday, 25 April 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link
A sandwich could be just some novelty item on the menu of one obscure café. Big deal.
AIMLESS! A sandwich is named after somebody, a notorious gambler and inferior admiralty bureaucrat, thank Heavens.
(Voted cocktail, like any sane person)
― J'ai toujours préféré la folie des passions à la sagesse de (Michael White), Friday, 25 April 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Voted sandwich as I've had a sandwich named for me:
Onion bagel toasted, then retoasted with pepper turkey, avocado and cheddar cheese atop.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Now that the dust has settled, I realize that a boat named Aimless might be kind of cool.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link
Yes, I Guess They Oughta Name a Library After You--doesn't sound right.
― clemenza, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link
you bunch of nerds
― paolo, Thursday, 1 May 2014 08:06 (ten years ago) link
Do you mean you want a collective noun named after you? A murder of crows, a paolo of nerds?
― StanM, Thursday, 1 May 2014 08:09 (ten years ago) link
thing is, with a library, it's not like i wrote all those books
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 May 2014 08:53 (ten years ago) link
exactly
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link
Sandwich or cocktail. Absolutely nothing else comes close
I totally read this as 'a cocktail sausage'
― ricky don't lose that number nine shirt (NickB), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
I'd like to change my vote.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link