based entirely on anecdotal evidence it's my experience that cunnilingus is pretty culturally pervasive in 2014. i'm sure it's not unanimous.
― Mordy , Friday, 18 April 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
yeah I'd agree w that. same could be said for fellatio too probably.
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
I had never heard of a no-cunnilingus policy until I saw that ep of the Sopranos where Junior beats up his girlfriend for telling all the mafia wives about it.
― how's life, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link
There are definitely cultural pockets, often patriarchal, where it has some stigma or association (I remember this article making the rounds a few years back: http://newblackman.blogspot.com/2012/08/lil-wayne-and-new-politics-of.html). Also, women feeling self-conscious about their bodies is very much a thing, at least among some women I've dated or have spoken with about the topic.
There's never been a commercial industry telling men that their genitals are dirty and need to be flushed out or scented or w/e, either.
― a strange man (mh), Saturday, 19 April 2014 02:22 (ten years ago) link
what I'm saying is, this really is just another aspect of the lysol douche thread
presumably the 21st century equality we will reach here will be axe douche for men
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 19 April 2014 04:36 (ten years ago) link
A he-man batch o magazine ads featuring dudes self conscious about the smell o their sacks
― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 19 April 2014 04:39 (ten years ago) link
http://explosm.net/comics/3167/
― a lot of really bad records changed my life (staggerlee), Monday, 7 July 2014 03:23 (nine years ago) link
http://dontpaniconline.com/magazine/radar/the-sad-world-of-the-dan-bilzerian-fanboy
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gJvsAQ6.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
http://wildernesscollective.com/manternship/
The successful applicant will:-be averse to complaining-be able to ride an off-road motorcycle very swiftly, two-up*-know how to backup a 24′ trailer down a steep mountain road-be an experienced outdoorsman-exhibit a deep passion for cleaning and organizing camping gear-be a skilled conversationalist & storyteller-possess strong mechanical field repair skills-be a resourceful improvisor-reside in Los Angeles-be an overall beast of burden-not assume internships lead to employment-be a specialist in GSDDuration:-March 1 – June 18Compensation:-you will join 3+ official WC trips this spring-you will get fed on these trips*NO guarantee you will be riding a motorcycle on ANY of the aforementioned trips
-be averse to complaining
-be able to ride an off-road motorcycle very swiftly, two-up*
-know how to backup a 24′ trailer down a steep mountain road
-be an experienced outdoorsman
-exhibit a deep passion for cleaning and organizing camping gear
-be a skilled conversationalist & storyteller
-possess strong mechanical field repair skills
-be a resourceful improvisor
-reside in Los Angeles
-be an overall beast of burden
-not assume internships lead to employment
-be a specialist in GSD
Duration:
-March 1 – June 18
Compensation:
-you will join 3+ official WC trips this spring
-you will get fed on these trips
*NO guarantee you will be riding a motorcycle on ANY of the aforementioned trips
― Number None, Monday, 16 February 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link
a specialist in German Shepherd Dogs?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link
this sounds like a sex thing
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link
in all srsness the "adequate man" series on deadspin is really great
― goole, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link
http://adequateman.deadspin.com
esp. the ones by lily benson
― goole, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
very swiftly
― j., Tuesday, 17 February 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
I concur, adequate man is good
― mh, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
wtf so in order to be a man I have to have OCD?
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link
that sounds like one of the least mannish man traits of the v mannish men I know their tents smell like feet that have had bad thought for decades
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link
something something man and his tools
― j., Tuesday, 17 February 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
http://thebrotique.co.uk/
if judgment day comes tomorrow and we all burn forever, i'll sort of understand
― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Saturday, 28 March 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link
as good a thread as any i guess
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dudestick/dude-stick-lip-balm-for-men-with-core-natural-ingr
― gr8080, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
I guess we can't all sit around and mock it on DJP's fb page
― ultimate american sock (mh), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
The greatest risk to this project is whether or not the Sun will explode before I am able to ship. I am definitely not prepared for this risk.
can't believe he doesn't have something for this eventuality in his EDC bag
if this doesn't have bull semen as an active ingredient, not dudestick enough
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/house_pIant/status/607648449438326784
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link
Lol "detailing."
― hardcore dilettante, Friday, 12 June 2015 01:35 (eight years ago) link
http://teampyro.blogspot.com/2015/06/manly-preachers-manly-preaching.html
― drash, Friday, 12 June 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link
From 2006 to 2012, PyroManiacs turned out almost-daily updates from the Post-Evangelical wasteland -- usually to the fear and loathing of more-polite and more-irenic bloggers and readers.
oh, the ireny!
― Aimless, Friday, 12 June 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link
i·ren·ic/īˈrenik,īˈrē-/adjective: irenic; adjective: eirenic
1. aiming or aimed at peace.
nounnoun: irenics; noun: eirenics; noun: irenic; noun: eirenic
1. a part of Christian theology concerned with reconciling different denominations and sects.
So did they typo or just use an obcure word?
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 12 June 2015 09:04 (eight years ago) link
ppl seem to be taking the dudestick thing at face value but the pledges bit of its kickstarter give the impression it's a windup?
― there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:31 (eight years ago) link
Is it intended humor, or is it intended "humor?" Difficult to say.
― Upright Mammal (mh), Friday, 12 June 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link
A play on 'chapstick' surely?
― kinder, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
Observant
― got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Friday, 12 June 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link
Idk if you ppl have the word 'chap' so excuse me
― kinder, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
"manly preachers" totally reminded of the POWER TEAM who I would see on late night tv all the time when I was a kid.
They'd break baseball bats over their thighs and tear phone books in half then get serious and talk about jesus for a bit before blowing up a bunch of hot water balloons until they exploded
― joygoat, Friday, 12 June 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
thank you for bringing this to my attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5OQcIHKOF0
― drash, Saturday, 13 June 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
power team is the kind of thing you learn about and immediately say wow there must be an everything is terrible video of this, and you'd be right:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkN1G-wC4E
― gr8080, Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link
oh lord
― drash, Sunday, 14 June 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
I'm not sure if it was a knockoff or minor league Power Team but they came to my (public) junior high when they were touring churches in the area. Since they couldn't mention Jesus it was five minutes of "don't do drugs" and then smashing concrete blocks with their foreheads.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 14 June 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
All of that stuff is pretty easy to fake if the props have been doctored ahead of time.
― Aimless, Sunday, 14 June 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
I prefer to think God is real and chose to show his majesty through swole dudes breaking objects
― Upright Mammal (mh), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
^^^
― Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
yep
http://www.badasscounseling.com/spiritual-counseling/
― JoeStork, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
wow
― drash, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link
“My wife read Book 1 and 2 of ‘I Steal Wives’ and said I needed to read this book, because it’s the one book about us that I would actually like. She was right. She wanted us to counsel with Sven immediately. But I was still skeptical. She talked me into it.
I had a 3-hour phone session with Sven; her first session was a 2.5 -hour one. That weekend Carey and I talked more than we have talked in the last five years. Everything changed. I got my wife back. And all of a sudden we were communicating again and really diving into the deep end of the pool.
The next week, we both had a conference call with Sven. He challenged us more, called us both on our shit, and...I don’t even know what to call it. You just immediately trust him. You know he knows he shit. He’s a good guy, but he is tough, and that’s why he’s so good. He just looks inside of you.
We’re talking again. There’s not just hope for our marriage, but for a far better marriage than we’ve had in any of our 12 years of marriage. This went way beyond anything we could have imagined.”
— Kurt, 38, Beer Truck Driver, Boston
― goole, Thursday, 9 July 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
is this a clickhole offshoot??
"The word 'spiritual' has been stolen by the pussies of the world"
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
pussies of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your vaginas
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6vPZYws.jpg
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link