Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

the kind of media scrutiny she was subject to at an early age was really, really fucked up. there is an entire industry that caters to people who want her life to fall apart so they can have their own self-image validated or something. it's not clear to me what the appeal is of tmz, perez hilton, et al but it's hateful and sexist and a very new development and she's borne the brunt of it.

Shitty parents didn't help.

yeah, i don't know what people want from her. cute and talented as linz was, ultimately she had a rough ticket.

treesh perez hilton wishes he was a very new development

http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2014/oct/05/speed-the-plow-lindsay-lohan-review-playhouse-london-schiff-lindsay-posner

hot, ready and legal for 10 years.

The audience at Speed-the-Plow didn’t form the usual theatregoing suspects. A third were sexy twentysomethings

were they now?

yes they were - one third

Nigel Lindsay, the fine comic British actor, made a decent American fist of his co-producer,

this sounds difficult

Theater is a great move in reputation restoration. I hope she can stay steady.

Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, Legal and Increasingly Irrelevant!"

"Hot, Ready, and Off-Book!"

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i was hoping it was some kind of lilo candy crush game

Following in Madonna's footsteps. Would have liked to see the play, despite some distaste for Mamet.

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http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20141231/lindsay-lohan-chikungunya

http://pagesix.com/2015/08/27/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-drugged-at-pals-wedding/

She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.

let's not overlook monica's contribution to 'the boy is mine' please, source

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

It's sort of amazing that it's only 11 years ago someone could write this in a large-circulation magazine and not have the general reaction be "Ukkkh, god, what the hell is wrong with you"

What a gentleman.

holy shit that is gross

Aren't I right that Rolling Stone's editors would not let this through in 2015?

Aren't I also write that there are large swaths of people who see this fact as a chilling of their fundamental civil rights akin to McCarthyism?

(sorry, I got my Free Speech and Creepy Liberalism thread in your Lindsey Lohan thread.)

feel like i don't hear about lindsay lohan much anymore

http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lohan.jpg

She's on the new Miley, or is it Hollywood Vampires' debut?

https://instagram.com/lindsaylohan/

I wasn't saying she like disappeared from earth, but I don't know I feel like now there's no chance she actually comes back as a major actress again, which is a bummer, like now it seems like just a slow slide into obscurity

Surely that was inevitable.

She could act as our Amber's stand-in

converting to islam apparently.

although none of the articles i've read about this include quotes from her that suggest she's converting. apparently she is reading the quran and "exploring" islam, which seems really different. tabloids don't seem to understand that people can read books without instantly believing everything in the book

great update

So she's not voting Trump then...

the way 2016 is going i opened this thread half-expecting she'd died

this is the most desperate and transparent attention-seeking pr tactic but i admit i did lol at this quote:

“I’m not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long,” Lohan said.

Idk if it's a pr tactic. My theory is still that she is just reading the quran out of curiosity. She grew up catholic and was interested in kabbalah for a while, i'll bet she has a general interest in religion.

Basically, she's wandered down a shopping street and seen the stall that gives out free copies..

nah, you don't get photographed holding the koran then offer an exclusive interview with the sun unless you're interested in getting back in the headlines at least as much as exploring your spiritual side

Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan 35m 35 minutes ago
One thing for sure the #referendum results are very close, but also showing a difference of opinion across #Britain
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that's one thing that's for sure true

I think the Courier today claimed she was pro-Fife, but I didn't get to read the article to see what that meant.