people that YELP are scumbags

the mount rainier one with the cosby reference was great

they do a bread plate with butter and preserves that is sooo good

― goole, Thursday, April 10, 2014 1:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bet it's served on a wood plank and is $12.

they do a bread plate with butter and preserves that is sooo good

― goole, Thursday, April 10, 2014 12:50 PM (Yesterday)

you're ruining saint paul

next thing you'll have a face computer

I try to yelp about it now, but isn't it funny how everything works out?

― take a piece of mr. baxter's hand (how's life), Thursday, April 10, 2014 2:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I want apple butter (ohh ohh)
Now I'm downin' it

Are you kidding me a fall rut season and no elk in Horseshoe Park?

it's on a piece of slate and costs $3, so, close

i'll cop to ruining st paul tho. anywhere near john ireland or arcade and i am hopelessly lost

it's awesome. they know my name

The people at my regular coffeeshop know my name. I hate when they call me by name, it's a weird unasked-for intimacy. Maybe I should YELP about it.

if they are pros you can ask them to stop

i was told by a barista that the place she worked had a regular who wanted no banter or pleasantries from anyone, just wanted to get his coffee, sit down, read the paper (contrary to their very aggressive customer-service policy). so they obliged him!

Having to say "please don't call me by name" would be even worse than being called by name.

tell them it was never your real name and you'd just as soon protect your identity

http://www.yelp.com/biz/kaiser-permanente-los-angeles-medical-center-los-angeles?hrid=ofBluEE1AF-w3UKq9IKF_g

ha, that's the medical center i go to.

i've had really good experiences with kaiser and that medical center overall.

"Frequent readers of my reviews know I'm s stickler for authentic cuisine. I have studied historical origins of foods and when I visit a spot and see something on the menu that piques my attention .. I quickly order it up. Such was the case tonight.

My little sister and her husband were in town from Southern California, so my older sis and I decided to take them to Moretti's .. which I've never been .. but is a favorite place of my sister's.

I began my meal with a salad featuring "Creamy Gorgonzola and Bacon Dressing" with greens, tomatoes and onions. Rather good dressing and I was quite pleased.

My sister raves about the "Veal Moretti" at this establishment AND my not really knowing what that was?? lead to a dilemna. This was solved by my partner in crime ordering it so we could share the experience.

Being the "stickler" I wanted to try their version "Veal Marsala" WHICH origin is "Scaloppine al Marsala". Every trattoria in Rome offers up a rendition of this dish .. be it veal or chicken .. cooked in a Marsala wine sauce .. but the dish is indeed Jewish in origin .. nonetheless .. it has spread throughout the world and is quite delicious. Moretti's version was no different.

My "Veal Marsala" featured sauteed mushrooms in a rich wine sauce and a side of pasta in red sauce. Despite having too thick of sauce .. traditions ya know .. my "Veal Marsala" was very good. The pasta in red sauce, however, was fair at best.

My partner in crime's "Veal Moretti" was tasty as well .. WHICH ended up being a breaded veal cutlet buried in an "Alfredo" sauce smothered with poached mushrooms. I personally wouldn't have sogged the veal cutlet in a sauce if I were the chef, because the parts that weren't covered were crispy and very flavorful. I wanted THAT part .. but hey that's me. Still .. it was very good."

I can't decide whether "Such was the case tonight" or "the dish is indeed Jewish in origin" is the real standout here. But then again there's "partner in crime" and "I have studied historical origins of foods" and of course the opening reference to "frequent readers of my reviews."

just all the quotation marks

i refuse to eat any veal marsala that hasn't been bar mitzvahed

too bad we didn't get a paragraph on the authentic historical origins of the salad with creamy gorgonzola and bacon dressing

It all starts with a very laissez faire rabbi...

I love St Vincent De Paul!!! To be honest it's not the greatest place to be looking for clothing options. However, their furniture and household goods are a definite plus! I got a bar table here for $7.... Did you read that correctly? $7 bucks man!!!!! Deals!!!

They have a number of creative selections, and the crust is simply scrump-dilly-icious!

Wes L. 4/16/2012
Wtf. The desk staff is ignoring me standing here. Some Cooze is just standing here bent over looking at the computer.

I admire how douchebags cannot seem to keep their douchebagness cloaked for even one sentence on Yelp.

Cooze with a capital C

That word is probably one of the more shocking slurs for me. It's so rarely used that every time it pops up, it's like I have to rediscover it's existence.

It always strikes me as particularly hateful because it rhymes with "ooze" and is slang for vagina.

Yeah, it basically translates as "I hate women, and vaginas, and am an awful person who should die alone"

That word is probably one of the more shocking slurs for me. It's so rarely used that every time it pops up, it's like I have to rediscover it's existence.

this is very otm

Yeah, it basically translates as "I hate women, and vaginas, and am an awful person who should die alone"
--it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie)

A useful term in the sense that it quickly removes people from the pool of likely candidates for friendship, respect, mating, etc

i must admit I like reading a good negative review from time to time. more than that even. of course, reviews by obvious douchenozzles are not fun to read. but there are plenty of entertaining tales of genuinely horrible dining experiences (the likes of which i've never had) to entertain you for hours, even for businesses (mostly restaurants) in my metro area.

there's one particular sad gyros place around these parts that has like 40 one-star reviews which detail the most hilariously horrid behavior by the owner/cook.

in one case they sent someone the wrong item in a delivery. the delivery guy came back, demanded that the customer come downstairs to his apt building's front door to return the meal, noting that only when they got the first meal back would they begin preparing the correct one. ?!?!

"There is no doubt that Otto's is a great, classic, establishment. I have met a number of outstanding, classy, sophisticated, women in the lower level bar. Bartenders are absolutely excellent. The bar menu is outstanding & features quality items (not your routine "Bar Food").
Upstairs, where the true spirit of Otto's really shines.
By far, the finest dining experience on the West side of Madison. Quite often I drive by and don't stop, simply because I'm "under-dressed" (Blue Jeans). Honestly, take a date for drinks and Appetizers in the lower level. If the date is going well...take her upstairs to demonstrate your level of sophistication."

We drove up at about 9:25 p.m. to what looked like a cool little place to sit and have some seafood and a beer. When we walked up to the door, the sign for hour of operations said "varies". We asked the waitress who had just sat a table of four and she said that they were closed. We asked what the hours were tomorrow and she said, quote "depends on business" I asked for a ball park hour and she rolled her eyes, sneered and repeated herself again.

The drink I had was delicious...a dunkachinno. Very creamy and good. My baby ate a donut hole which she thoroughly enjoyed, but when I spilled my water and asked for a mop, the employee rolled her eyes at me! I wasn't asking HER to clean it up.

was appalled at the manager( I am assuming she was the manager. She was wearing a black shirt and everyone else was wearing a red shirt) of this location, upon arrival, she was arguing with the customer ahead of us. Then it was our turn. We ordered, abs I turned around to get me drink. I felt as this annoyed the manager, who as soon as I turned around bombarded me with what sauce I wanted. She rolled her eyes at my fiancée who wasn't sure what sauce he wanted.

Stay away even if it's cheap! The worst treatment by a unprofessional "stylist"... she was rude and unfriendly the whole time. I didn't get her name but She is young and has dyed redish/brown shoulder length hair. She didn't do a good job or speak to my son the entire visit. When given instructions on what I wanted she rolled her eyes and said something smart instead of answering politely. She wore an extremely low cut blouse and her heavy breasts were hanging out in my 7 year olds face.

when it came time to choose pics the second lady was incredibly inpatient when my husband and I were trying to choose poses. She rolled her eyes when I asked to look at a pic twice. I'm addition she was talking so loud (almost in a yelling voice) while standing one foot away, I had to step back just to gain my thoughts.

Well to start off its Burger King. I am not expecting much to begin with. But when you go through the drive thru and they ask you to pull forward and then wait 20 minutes its just unheard of. When the worker finally gave us our food it was ALL wrong. So I proceeded inside and asked for a manager. Told them it was already an issue that we waited 20 minutes and even worse that they got all our food wrong. She did not once apologize. She rolled her eyes then said she would refund our card back.

DO N !!!! I walked in to get a manicure. There was a woman with long dark hair who was VERY rude. I simply asked how long the wait was and she rolled her eyes and said "as soon as he finishes with the lady he is working on he'll get to you." I thought a nail salon was a place that you walked into to be treated nicely not to be talked to like you're stupid. All I wanted was a nice manicure on my lunch break and instead eyes were rolled at me and I was treated horribly. DO NOT GO HERE!!!!

Minus three stars for customer service.

I was ignored by the girl doing inventory behind the counter while the other employee was busy with another customer. She rolled her eyes when I politely asked for a shoe size, and then she asked why I didn't try on the model... I told her the model was not in my size, and I had returned it back to its spot. She got frustrated for some reason until she went over and checked out the model for herself...then she half-assed lacing up the shoes and threw it at the floor..... I think if I am going over to Del Monte I need to dress in my teacher clothing.. maybe I will get treated like a human being and someone who is older than the employees..Christ I just want a pair of running shoes..... attitude isn't necessary.

I had a very negative experience at the 72 and L Street- A worker named Gabi was very rude. We placed our items on the counter... Gabi approached the cashier and began talking to the cashier... while we were waiting... they did not say -- "hold on" or anything to acknowledge us.
I then asked if the cash register was in operations... Gabi rolled her eyes and the cashier tried to start ringing us up... and Gabi said "I guess- just go ahead and ring them out" and THEN rolled her eyes and walked away. When we walked out the door- she rolled her eyes at us.
At this point, we asked to speak to a manager-- Gabi then rolled her eyes AGAIN!

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Disgusting mess at front counter. Told cashier she rolled her eyes. Gross
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easier to read...

We drove up at about 9:25 p.m. to what looked like a cool little place to sit and have some seafood and a beer. When we walked up to the door, the sign for hour of operations said "varies". We asked the waitress who had just sat a table of four and she said that they were closed. We asked what the hours were tomorrow and she said, quote "depends on business" I asked for a ball park hour and she rolled her eyes, sneered and repeated herself again.

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The drink I had was delicious...a dunkachinno. Very creamy and good. My baby ate a donut hole which she thoroughly enjoyed, but when I spilled my water and asked for a mop, the employee rolled her eyes at me! I wasn't asking HER to clean it up.

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was appalled at the manager( I am assuming she was the manager. She was wearing a black shirt and everyone else was wearing a red shirt) of this location, upon arrival, she was arguing with the customer ahead of us. Then it was our turn. We ordered, abs I turned around to get me drink. I felt as this annoyed the manager, who as soon as I turned around bombarded me with what sauce I wanted. She rolled her eyes at my fiancée who wasn't sure what sauce he wanted.

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Stay away even if it's cheap! The worst treatment by a unprofessional "stylist"... she was rude and unfriendly the whole time. I didn't get her name but She is young and has dyed redish/brown shoulder length hair. She didn't do a good job or speak to my son the entire visit. When given instructions on what I wanted she rolled her eyes and said something smart instead of answering politely. She wore an extremely low cut blouse and her heavy breasts were hanging out in my 7 year olds face.

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when it came time to choose pics the second lady was incredibly inpatient when my husband and I were trying to choose poses. She rolled her eyes when I asked to look at a pic twice. I'm addition she was talking so loud (almost in a yelling voice) while standing one foot away, I had to step back just to gain my thoughts.

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Well to start off its Burger King. I am not expecting much to begin with. But when you go through the drive thru and they ask you to pull forward and then wait 20 minutes its just unheard of. When the worker finally gave us our food it was ALL wrong. So I proceeded inside and asked for a manager. Told them it was already an issue that we waited 20 minutes and even worse that they got all our food wrong. She did not once apologize. She rolled her eyes then said she would refund our card back.

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DO N !!!! I walked in to get a manicure. There was a woman with long dark hair who was VERY rude. I simply asked how long the wait was and she rolled her eyes and said "as soon as he finishes with the lady he is working on he'll get to you." I thought a nail salon was a place that you walked into to be treated nicely not to be talked to like you're stupid. All I wanted was a nice manicure on my lunch break and instead eyes were rolled at me and I was treated horribly. DO NOT GO HERE!!!!

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Minus three stars for customer service.

I was ignored by the girl doing inventory behind the counter while the other employee was busy with another customer. She rolled her eyes when I politely asked for a shoe size, and then she asked why I didn't try on the model... I told her the model was not in my size, and I had returned it back to its spot. She got frustrated for some reason until she went over and checked out the model for herself...then she half-assed lacing up the shoes and threw it at the floor..... I think if I am going over to Del Monte I need to dress in my teacher clothing.. maybe I will get treated like a human being and someone who is older than the employees..Christ I just want a pair of running shoes..... attitude isn't necessary.

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I had a very negative experience at the 72 and L Street- A worker named Gabi was very rude. We placed our items on the counter... Gabi approached the cashier and began talking to the cashier... while we were waiting... they did not say -- "hold on" or anything to acknowledge us.
I then asked if the cash register was in operations... Gabi rolled her eyes and the cashier tried to start ringing us up... and Gabi said "I guess- just go ahead and ring them out" and THEN rolled her eyes and walked away. When we walked out the door- she rolled her eyes at us.
At this point, we asked to speak to a manager-- Gabi then rolled her eyes AGAIN!

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Disgusting mess at front counter. Told cashier she rolled her eyes. Gross
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haha for a second i was reading it all as one account of one place

What if that person doesn't understand what "rolling your eyes" is and thinks like blinking is rolling your eyes.

rmde

maybe their eyes are rolling back into their heads because they are dealing with such an unpleasant customer

yeah i think these scumbags just bait employees into an eyeroll and then they run home gleefully to report it.

Maybe they were trying to say "I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die".

yelpers are the kings/queens of coming to boo

gabi is my favorite up there, she just massacres that poor yelper

gabi thirsts for rolled eyes

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i asked to speak to the manager. she eventually saw me and i politely requested her to cut down my father's dead body. she rolled her eyes. i wasn't asking HER to do it! the two servers were very nice however.

loool

She wore an extremely low cut blouse and her heavy breasts were hanging out in my 7 year olds face.

just chillin'

instead eyes were rolled at me