OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

Unless he really thinks that #20 is so low for that National album that it amounts to a slap in the face to sophisticated music fans everywhere

every "my music is deeper and more complicated than yours" stance is open to that kind of outflanking tho, which is why it's an idiot move in the first place

I thought P&J stopped being vaunted when the voice got bought and canned everyone

It's like he starts his article with a bad assumption and then rolls from there

i'm probably one of 2 or 3 ILMers who ever dares to try to put a stick in poptimism's whirring spokes, and i'll give ciara vs the national to ciara in a blaze of glorious & righteous truth

the national is like the worst possible example I can think of if you want to make some kind of case for more "sophisticated" and "difficult" music deserving more attention relative to pop.

steven hyden at the top of his similar ballots list deeply unsurprising

lmaoooo really

He also wrote: http://www.amazon.com/Money-Nothing-History-Beatles-Stripes/dp/0826429580

You are watching as a history of the moving image unfolds onscreen, but this history will not take note of D.W. Griffith or Jean Renoir, nor will King Kong or Jaws make an appearance

the national plays arenas! a movie about them just came out!

well that's my weekend sorted

Alfred is killing it. Don't know what the heck lj is on about.

The paragraph where he blames poptimism on piracy makes zero sense.

The dissolution of a shared musical mainstream means that my Speedy Ortiz or Ka may be gobbledygook to someone whose musical hero is Sky Ferreira.

every "my music is deeper and more complicated than yours" stance is open to that kind of outflanking tho, which is why it's an idiot move in the first place

― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Friday, April 4, 2014 12:32 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^

Dude needs new friends.

i hope they never stop publishing articles like this

Haha, crüt otm

ILX will be down for a few hours this evening (GMT) for maintenance by, oh, let's say ... Moe

at least we now have a serious contender for 2014 worst. no faux-cutesy blog post this. the paper of record!

the fundamental misunderstanding of this piece is the idea that pop criticism isn't "specialized"

i think this guy is conflating, like, people writing about whether lorde or miley cyrus or katy perry is racist (thinkpiece culture, basically) with actual engagement w/ the music aside from line reading a ubiquitous single. pitching pieces about pop music is not a way to make a living.

Case in point regarding two artists he mentions: As far as I can tell, late period Strokes sell more records than Sky Ferreira, regardless of "poptimist" cred.

The whole piece has no real acknowledgment that writers are maybe not just striking a stance, that maybe they feel passionately about the Beyonce record or the Sky Ferreira record. The tone of the whole thing is, "C'mon, you guys don't really like this dreck, you're obviously too smart for it! This is clearly just 'penance' on some level."

i'm really sorry half of FT's mission has gotten lost in later discussions of "poptimism"

The goal was to treat pop music like "serious" music, but _also_ to write about serious music "like pop music", c.f. tom's articles on Charlemagne Palestine, etc. and plenty of things that Sinkah pushed later on, etc.

To look _just_ at the call for a different treatment of pop is to miss the point entirely. Its a call for a different notion of critical discourse.

and like lool at living in a pitchfork dominated era and thinking 'poptimism' (however defined) somehow won

i'm probably one of 2 or 3 ILMers who ever dares to try to put a stick in poptimism's whirring spokes, and i'll give ciara vs the national to ciara in a blaze of glorious & righteous truth
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Friday, April 4, 2014 11:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Um do you not read like all the posts that happen about all kinds of non mainstream pop music every single day? Or are you suggesting like everyone on, say, the ilx brigade thread should be butting in to Beyonce threads telling everyone to listen to Robbie Basho?

Actually though I'd love to make lex listen to Basho actually

Rule of thumb: If you're writing a big generalising piece about the problem with music criticism then there's at least a 50% chance that the problem with music criticism is you.

ewing still underrecognized as critic shockah

Well he hasn't been employed by a big-name pub in North America. But, you know, how could you accuse someone of having a bunch of Beggars and Columbia records in his year-end top 10 of not looking hard enough?

link some robbie basho here!

all music is garbage and pop culture is garbage and the internet is garbage and human life is garbage just sayin

i think 'published' critics who obviously have no qualms about poking around ilm ought to pay a tax for every piece they place that shows they learned nothing and contributed nothing

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there at the first indie rock thread on ILM.
I was there when the noize piece hit pitas.
I was there.

ground zero poptimist manifesto: http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2000/01/do-you-feel-real-and-if-so-id-like-to-know/

in retrospect less a disciplinary matrix than a consultant's quadrant chart, but nonetheless...

who ever dares to try to put a stick in poptimism's whirring spokes
Don't know about sticks, but there a might have been a baseball card here and there.

Sorry, rounders.

Recasting the 'rockism/popism' discourse -- and music critical discourse -- for 2005 (and beyond)

That NYT piece is like a bunch of people who hate pop and want to keep it in its critically-reviled box having their very own "Feminism? That's all very well and good, but what about men? Where's the men's rights movement, eh, eh, eh?" moment.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/TWWL.jpg

pop music is not feminism

Yes, that's exactly what I meant in that sentence. Definitely.

yep

true but I don't think it's a coincidence that the description of critics he uses are shrill cheerleaders who shout. (liking speedy ortiz doesn't negate this)

This article reads like an elaborate self-justification which in the writer's heart of hearts he knows is wrong.

Scott Seward Greenfield Ma 1 hour ago
If you are young and considering writing about music for fun or profit, read this piece very carefully. AND THEN NEVER WRITE LIKE THIS. Or think like this, if you can help it. Think harder and listen to a LOT of music. All kinds. From every era. And read a ton. Anything you can get your hands on. Read and listen as much as humanly possible. Listen closely. REALLY listen. Inspiration can come from the most unlikely places.

i couldn't help myself...

UM, is that freakytrigger essay Sterling posted like widely read and acknowledged and/or anything? it says "457 views" and it is really crazy and great and I wish I'd read it ten years ago, five years ago, or yesterday

FT migrated from one place to another - Blogger to Wordpress iirc- a few years ago, and a few of us copied everything across, article by article. The hits count you see there today means the hits since then; I don't know that anyone bothered to make a note of the figures for hits up to that point. If I happen across an obtuse shepherd I'll ask.

I've inwardly made a ???-face any time Lex has talked about "realness" :( I wish I'd read that essay first

Only 457 people read freakytrigger but all of them etc. etc.