Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

DAVE!

*chanted while wearing NorthFace jacket for added cred*

DAVE

thanks to dave, we can "jam" a "satellite" for peace reasons not war reasons. that's cool, DAVE!

DAVE!

*back-kicks a hackey sack ball*

Dave!

*forces alcohol on pledge*

DAVE!!

*straps on a guitar & wears it embarrassingly high like a pair of mom jeans*

Dave!!

*says, "a little BAY-bay!"*

Darrell!

*tells story about the Raleigh show in April 2002*

DAVE!!

*scowls at audience members not dancing*

hi

DAVE!!

*screws on puka shell necklace*

Dave!!

*works at dad's dealership*

Wonder how many times "hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me" was used to pick up girls at clubs in college towns

successfully? when not actually dave matthews? 0 times.

negative 500 times

you actually refine and strengthen your virginity when you use that line

hymen restored: 1000 points

I suspect it could have totally worked on drunk northface girls somewhere.

if you are wearing a skirt with a northface jacket, i'm not interested in seeing your world.

Wasn't implying any of us would try

for the record

feel like i have to now

is this bump about a new album? y/n

relevant:

"I'm doing fine," says Dave Matthews, checking in from his Seattle home before kicking off his first South African tour November 30th. "I was stuck in traffic this morning." After a huge summer tour, the singer has been staying busy hanging out with family and working in the studio on his band's follow-up to last year's Away From the World. Matthews reveals he's teamed with producer Rob Cavallo and engineer Doug McKean, who both worked on 2009's Big Whiskey & the GrooGrux King (the band worked with Steve Lillywhite on Away From the World). "I've been in the studio trying to get a couple of things ready for the band to go back in, having fun," Matthews says. "I'm just trying to come up with something that doesn't sound like the past."

He won't give too much away, but fans may already be familiar with some of the upcoming material. "There are some songs the band has been playing for a long time," he teases.* "And then whenever I start messing around in the studio, I start writing, so hopefully we can come up with something worth listening to."

*actual chills

DMB's sixth straight record to debut at Number One reunited the group with its Nineties producer Steve Lillywhite; the album's political entreaties made for some of 2012's best GOTV rock. But there's also a stormy introspection to these tricky, rolling jams. "Rooftop" is a drunken, vengeful breakup fantasy; on "The Riff," quiet romantic desperation gets run through Boyd Tinsley's jabbing violin lines; and when Matthews sings, "That's not a star, that's a satellite," on "Drunken Soldier," it's clear he's standing under an angry sky.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/50-best-albums-of-2012-20121205/dave-matthews-band-away-from-the-world-19691231#ixzz2xhWGZCTg
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i'm starting to get a picture of dave matthews as this guy who checked out a book about satellites from the library in the 90s and smoked his first joint. now he walks around spreading the most basic or even incorrect information about them.

al leong I'm signing you up for northface catalogs

North face jackets are great for when you get dmb teaser induced chills

dave da-DAVE daaaaave

― marcos, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 5:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guess?

― marcos, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 5:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is the chorus of What Would You Say

― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 5:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes!

i thought about that long and hard last night, and didn't get it. isn't the chorus of what would you say

Daaaaaaave, dave-dave, DAAaave?
(Dave, dave, da-dave dave!)
Dave-dave-dave-dave-dave-dave?
(Dave, dave, da-dave dave!)
Dave-dave-da-da-da-dave-da-dave?
(Dave, dave dave, dave dave!)

Daaaaaaave, dave-dave, DAAaave?

yea that's a little better than mine

dave

dave

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/dave_matthews_band_060609/the_dave_matthews_band_2447709.jpg

"dave"
- dave

Reading through part of this thread and it strikes me how similar it is to the commentaries under any given article about Justin Bieber in Norwegian online papers these days. Except these comments are by people now in their 30s or 40s (mostly) while the ones raging about how great Justin Bieber is were in kindergarten in 2003. :)

i'll probably buy this :-/

http://davematthewsband.com/news/20th-anniversary-newly-remastered-deluxe-vinyl-edition-of-under-the-table-and-dreaming-to-be-released-november-24th

:-/

actually it is $35 so I will not ;_;

(but privately, yes I will)

*low grumbly voice* Howsa everra-buddah doin oudda there toNiIIIIIGHHHHH???

lol

one of my favorite DMB stories is the Pawtucket show in April 2002. he introduced the guest sax musician Ralph Dharel, and Dharel said "you really should have been a Ralph, Dave", and ever since then all of us on Dancing Nancies call Dave Ralph as an inside joke lol

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 2:53 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ccuuuuuuullassic dave story! had to pull it up and out of the ole warehouse!

http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-maria-sharapova-dave-matthews-and-st-2117

dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8zZ4o-41mM

"I'm not a bad and hated man, I'm just...not a lucky man"

Some Mexican dude zipped by the other day on his Harley, and he was blasting some music that sounded exactly like DMB, only in Spanish.

First rock and roll band ever to sing the lyric "Mom it's my birthday"

it is more of a shouting tbf

or a saying, if the narrator is reliable