Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

top drawer Dave!

hammertime!!!

C'MOWN!!!

to the tune of ants marching: DAVE! dave dave dave, dave dave dave dave DAVE!

AMANDA!!!

Wait wait, guess which one this is:

Dave - dave, Dave DAVE, dave

that is the chorus of crash into me

Whoa, you actually got it

I'm seriously amazed. David!

90s justice: if someone crashes into you in their car or on a motor bike, you can "come into them" should you desire to do so

dave da-DAVE daaaaave

guess?

that is the chorus of What Would You Say

What if you took this and plucked the guitar part out and had Mark Kozelek singing about crab cakes with a new vocal melody

^seriously would this be bad or good?

it would be bad. i'm not sure that it'd be worse, though.

the dave between

i dave'd it

Darrell! That's what the true fans call him, because in his Raleigh show in April 2002 he introduced the guest sax player Darrell Pawton, and Pawton said "you should have been a Darrell, Dave", and ever since then all of us on Dancing Nancies call Dave Darrell as an inside joke lol

somebody call Dave Darrell. we've got a problem, and Dave Darrell is a problem fixer.

I'm listening to that album he did with the baritone guitar, and it's the only one that doesn't sound like the 90s

i think it is probably their best album

sounds kinda like Morphine

I liked that song 'Everyday' when it first came out...and then I saw them live and now i hate them forever

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 1:57 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this is correct. I think they'd be less bad and hated if Everyday was the only album.

I think. I think about Dave.

rackonit

one of my favorite DMB stories is the Pawtucket show in April 2002. he introduced the guest sax musician Ralph Dharel, and Dharel said "you really should have been a Ralph, Dave", and ever since then all of us on Dancing Nancies call Dave Ralph as an inside joke lol

in the song 'satellite,' dave seems to think that satellite television is broadcast via the Earth-ionosphere waveguide. this is incorrect, dave.

we sometimes refer to him as Darrell, as well, in reference to a similar incident that occurred later that month

you certainly live a life rich with humor over there at Dancing Nancies, Karl!

(I hope dave gets the joke and isn't mad at you lol)

DAVE!

*chanted while wearing NorthFace jacket for added cred*

DAVE

thanks to dave, we can "jam" a "satellite" for peace reasons not war reasons. that's cool, DAVE!

DAVE!

*back-kicks a hackey sack ball*

Dave!

*forces alcohol on pledge*

DAVE!!

*straps on a guitar & wears it embarrassingly high like a pair of mom jeans*

Dave!!

*says, "a little BAY-bay!"*

Darrell!

*tells story about the Raleigh show in April 2002*

DAVE!!

*scowls at audience members not dancing*

hi

DAVE!!

*screws on puka shell necklace*

Dave!!

*works at dad's dealership*

Wonder how many times "hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me" was used to pick up girls at clubs in college towns

successfully? when not actually dave matthews? 0 times.

negative 500 times

you actually refine and strengthen your virginity when you use that line

hymen restored: 1000 points

I suspect it could have totally worked on drunk northface girls somewhere.

if you are wearing a skirt with a northface jacket, i'm not interested in seeing your world.

Wasn't implying any of us would try