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u are lucky to have the front row!

cbse admin (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

oh sorry, i left out the full tagline.

AL FRANKEN.
RAPE JOKES.
PHYSICAL ASSAULT.

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

WAU

See that is why I don't watch television ads...

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

AA, is he an australian citizen?? dual citizen?? mel gibson??

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 September 2008 03:12 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dual. His parent/s was/were Australian and living in Australia at the time he was born, when they just happened to be in the US.

― You should be an artist, in in your shower. (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, September 24, 2008 4:24 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i wish my parents had been thinking like that

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 September 2008 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link

woah, those ads.

i am so non-functional! just got home! so tired! have to do hw! bought myself a beer to feel better about it! not sure if this will help productivity!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I am so totally going to start studying soon. I have a quiz tomorrow. Good lord, John McCain is a distracting nutball MAVERICK.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

just finished drafting hw. so tired. not doing the reading. oops.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys,

i've been out of commission for a while. here's why:

two weeks ago i finished an eight day run of night shifts (8pm-8am) and basically died from exhaustion and sickness and watnot

last week i got dumped and then undumped and redumped and am now on possibly dumped but ... ehh .. it's complicated and it sucks and WHERE IS MY SPINE status but OMIGOD i like this girl a lot and it is incredibly complicated but ... god, i'm a moony bastard.

this week i am in massachusetts/rhode island at my parents' house in preparation for my sister's saturday wedding. it is cold, still, dark, quiet, antique and very nathaniel hawthorny around here... i haven't been in rural new england during early autumn since 1998, and forgot how lovely evocative and spooky it can be.

remy bean, Thursday, 25 September 2008 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link

remy, your life is complicated. Wow. What is wrong with this girl anyway that she keeps jerking you around? (Then again, why are you going back for more of this treatment...? I'm not judging or whatever; just curious.) I hope you enjoy your sister's wedding, at any rate...

I have been reading my textbook for a WHOLE HOUR. I'm semi-proud of myself.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link

watching documentaries about art, drinking wine, cosmopolitan or some such crap

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

also - outside, cricket noises, good

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 06:38 (fifteen years ago) link

At my house, we have cricket noises outside AND inside.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Take THAT, John Justen.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Uh maybe I should go to sleep now.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi all. Can anyone tell me how to stop playing with my moustache ALL THE TIME? It's beginning to hurt!

Mark C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link

that sounds weird, so CUT IT OUT.

i am, guess what? tired again today! totally catching up on zzzzzzs this weekend! i hope the dog i am dog-sitting does not think i am going to walk her too early!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

oh! i finally got my loan money, too! HAPPIEST DAY EVER!!!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

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(ps you can ask for itr mod requests here, either jj or i will be on this thread like 94/7 it seems)

white celine, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

xp to Mark: SHAVE IT OFF. You don't want to start growing hair on your palms or whatever.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't listen to her, let it sprout.

May Lucifer Brand Your Forehead With An Apostrophe in Hades! (Ed), Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/25092008050-001.jpg

Mark C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

remy, your life is complicated.

But grist for the screenwriting mill, at least.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link

moustache twiddling is basically A#1 reason for moustaches in the first place. NO PAIN NO GAIN! WWDDLD?

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I think we all know John is into "moustache twiddling." I could have told you that in high school.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Remy, Im no dr phil but really you gotta tell that chick to take a hike. this isnt about not seeing her again its all about respect. If you dump her ass she is going to want you back BAD and shes going to respect you. i know this because i have been that girl. NEVER FORGET - > UPPER HAND.

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

There are so many better forms of twiddling. Most of them involve sex.

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

gross.

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Get me out of Norway before I set fire to a church, possibly the one I am working in.

May Lucifer Brand Your Forehead With An Apostrophe in Hades! (Ed), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I do not understand your career at all Ed.

xp Surely you know that John is a virgin, Dan?

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

It's very simple, I sit in a windowless room anywhere you like (you pay me I go there) and wait for hours for the people in my office to stop downloading porn and watching youtube football goals long enough for me to download the latest patch to our crummy software which won't work because some third party vendor won't release their API to us because they are behaving like an 11 year old girl and are no longer friends with our local dealer, then I go out side and gaze into the sky/fjord/carpark and wonder what I am doing here.

May Lucifer Brand Your Forehead With An Apostrophe in Hades! (Ed), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

you ought to be more drunk at work, ed.

also, sara, i assume that some day i may learn the wonders of a womans touch, but only when compelled to do so by christ.

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

thats a refreshing outlook on life, John Justen

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

in him,

John Justen

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Ed, wow.

John, WOW.

That is all.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link

sara, christ teaches us that the body is a temple, and as such, women are not allowed to touch it or spend significant time in its vicinity.

Proverbs 23:14

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

John, you do know that if you need a date, we can hire find someone for you. You can stop hiding behind your Bible now; your old enough to date.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link

("your" = "you're")

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i dont think that i would be interested in the sort of woman that would be involved with your idea of "dating". the only dating i'm interested in is the dating that proves that the earth is only 5600 years old, thank you very much.

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

we have moved beyond grammar to a higher more spiritual plane sara

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i have some pamphlets if you are interested

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i can just leave them at your house or car or at a random bus stop if you would like

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Off to the vinmonopolet for aquavit before work.

(Also norway is the most expensive place ever, I have not been able to spend less that $100 on dinner yet and I am not eating fancy).

I am not drunk sufficiently constantly (Ed), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link

xp I heard that Sarah Palin has a single sister, John.

Ed has persuaded me not to go to Norway on my next vacation, geez.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

This beer I am drinking cost me more than most of the meals I ate in st paul.

I am not drunk sufficiently constantly (Ed), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

It is pretty here (see my flickr) but I am working long arse days, the town I am working in is crap and everything closes at 5. Got up to oslo which is worth a visit, but make it brief, you can't afford it to be otherwise. (Walked past an awesome, but closed, yarn store in oslo yesterday).

(Arrgh, in the hotel restaurant because I can't muster the energy to go anywhere else and we have a norwegian elton john impersonator singing the beautiful south)

I am not drunk sufficiently constantly (Ed), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

You had me at "norwegian elton john impersonator."

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link

you had me at "the beautiful south"! wau

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I am taking my first proper lunch break in over a week. Yay!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah beautiful south was what got me.

BTW dan, i was going to post a response to your "Katie Couric not a softball interviewer" with "well she can't be a baseball interviewer shes a girl duh" but then i remembered that i would be posting on the politics thread and that is a no go for me.

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link


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