Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

I took a picture with my phone, it was worth sharing so much:

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4220/obama.jpg

goons: something awful posters. these ones are from laissez's faire, their political forum, and are mostly not idiots. also there's gowb.

(also their political cartoon thread is fucking mindblowing and hilarious)

which "ones"? these latest cartoons?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM090303G-StimulusSl20090303030954.jpg

NOT ONLY PORK, BUT ALSO EARMARKS. ALSO, BARREL FULL OF PORK EARS. SPENDING. BAD.

NOT JUST FUCKING BUT ALSO FORNICATION AND SEXUAL CONGRESS. BAD.

which "ones"? these latest cartoons?

sorry, i meant the goons mentioned by kingfish, not cartoons.

i think in the "tie your opponent to outrageous demented public figure" contest, i don't think the DEMOCRATS ARE OCTOMOM strategy is working next to the towering spectre of RUSH

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3044829&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=250#post357507851

Yep, them's the ones, I should have specified.

A less updated version of that thread? Pshaw. As if.

ilx is bizarre

No, kingfish, looking up in the sky and going "Goons! Everywhere!" to no one in particular was specific enough.

it's worked before.

and any rate, there's this:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Gamble_T2009030520090304071418.jpg

Billions in earmarks! CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN?

that looks more like bill cosby than obama

looks more like bill cosby than harry reid

should we start cataloging the various caricatures of jindal now, just for fun?

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/2/7088_image.jpg

also sound the alarms wooop wooop woop duck's a journalist

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090305.jpg

Yes, it's obama's fault that the foreclosure rate has exploded in the last coupla years:

http://www.northstarwriters.com/brettnoelimages/05March2009cartoonpage.jpg

Somebody plz to find a better source for Brett Noel's syndicated crap. The panel on that North Star page is only like 200 px square.

Hannity likes to say conservatism is 'going underground'. He says this alot on the only talk radio station my receiver picks up, which is 24/7 right wingers.

America loves an underdog

Hannity loves the Jam.

underground conservatism, is that like eric rudolph and tim mcveigh and militias. you know, terrorism but it's okay because jesus.

"Is that my man Hannity?!"

you know what we haven't seen in a while? that chris muir motherfucker. i'd link some day by day strips but i cannot decipher them enough even to determine if they're batshit, like at all.

You're not kidding. I just read through the last couple weeks in the archives. I get the feeling he's /trying/ to be batshit rightwing, but I think he's only succeeding in being batshit.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyRainbowsUnicorns.jpg

oh my god

as Asay classic courtesy Something Awful:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2e5jloo.gif

abanana -- the "pride" and prejudice one you posted, that comic strip is a satire of right wing comics

lol ok - i was gonna say, the quavering statue of liberty was probably a bit much

Kelly = genius, ppls.

Statue of liberty is in every Kelly toon about.

Yeah, I was gunna say. We had great fun the day we actually spotted Crying Liberty in a real BSRW toon.

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On tonight's episode of 'Full House,' we see the return of an old friend:

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http://www.creators.com/comics/37/31676_image.gif

We're now at least 1.5 weeks into the future here, so dude needs to start pulling from the evergreen drawer:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/31677_image.gif

Still not sure why Bushco war crimes prosecution would be a "nightmare" for Obama. Would this, like, reveal some great truth about how brave and noble Bush was?

Is the Snow White one supposed to be some revival of the ol' "What's red with seven dents on it?" joke?

hey lookee, Mike Lester posted a response to all us haters:

http://blog.cagle.com/daryl/2009/02/19/mike-lester-responds-to-your-kool-aid-responses/

"We’re either salivating for our President to take a bullet (Bush) or we’re j*cking off to him (Obama). Give me a break."

i think he got those backwards.

oh, wait, imaginary democrats, right.

http://i39.tinypic.com/66g32w.jpg

hahaha holy shit

also do those bubbles near obama's head signify that he is drunk? DRUNK ON POWER maybe?

i was wondering when someone was going to merge cap and trade and cap in yo ass and use obama as a delivery system, bravo.

Jesus, that Mike Lester rant . . . what's the rule under which when you correct someone's grammar, you will inevitably make a mistake yourself? In the same way, he spends a couple hundred words calling other people "stupid" while displaying all the literacy and writing skills of a slow 7th grader.

"no history of American mass murder or basic economics."

Important subjects every schoolkid should know about.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/12/article-1160958-03D82262000005DC-580_468x329.jpg

zomg a Britisher cartoon in this thread!? 3/12, sorry 12/3 changed everything

Wasn't aware Ringo thought that way I must say tho

damn those dissidents with sunglasses

Welcome autogoons.

holy christ lololol