Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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NO, BITCH-- YOU'RE (K)NOT (K)NOT FUNNY / PLAYING TOO HARD LIKE HOPSCOTCH RUNING

― luriqua, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

walk it out like usher
if ya say 'real talk' then i probably won't trust ya

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll skate on your crew
Like Mario Lemieux

― The Reverend, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

1-2-3
the crew is called bdp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

get mcs mad make em flare they nostrils
i'm poetry the rap fanatic, i gets HOSTILE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, technically not a couplet, but I love this line from Flip's "Block Money":

"my money been straight, and by the way, my new chick go to Penn State. I paid for her car, I paid for her books, okay I'm lying, but don't that shit go with the hook."

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

As mentioned elsewhere:

"Still get it poppin' without artists and repetoire
'Cause Monch is a monarch only minus the A&R"

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Said I'm in your mind and I'm in your ear
And I can get on down in your atmosphere

Now don't you know I got know I got finesse
Cuz I ripped the S offa Superman's chest

Said me and Superman had a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite

And now don't you know he was outta sight
I did it to his mind like a dynamite

― Pye Poudre, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lookin down the barrel of a gun
son of a gun son of a bitch
gettin paid gettin rich

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

And battlin' me is hazardous to your health
So put a quarter in your ass, cause you played yourself.

-BDK

― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 April 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The almighty dollar/It ain't what it used to be
Hobos used to ask for a dollar/Now the the motherfuckers ask you for threeeee...

--Devin The Dude, "The Almighty Dollar"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

And it's like the streets call me: How could you leave me after all I done for you/who else would employ you

- Jay-Z, Addicted to the Game (unreleased)

― Hurting 2, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"i don't really care waht side your with
cause a real nigga don't need sponsorship"

-poet lauriate guilty simpson

― davie, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"And I don't give a fuck if you pregnant
Gimme the baby rings and the #1 Mom pendant"

-if you don't know who this is, you have no business calling yourself a rap enthusiast

― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"The almighty dollar/It ain't what it used to be
Hobos used to ask for a dollar/Now the the motherfuckers ask you for threeeee..."

Mine too. The other day I was walking to work with my headphones on here in downtown Houston. That line was kinda in the back of my head, as I had just heard it a couple of days previously, and then this old Mexican man came up to me and said what I thought was "Tree dollas?"

I was astonished. Devin really is a genius, but this was a little too weird. I shook my head and kept walking, but something made me stop and take my headphones off and ask him what he said.

"Where estreet Dallas?" is what he said. He was looking for West Dallas Street, not asking me for three dollars.

― novamax, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Rap like hell, Make it sound like heaven"

― Tape Store, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

(Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - Superrappin')

― Tape Store, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

He sticks his information into her communication. - Treacherous Three "The New Rap Language"

Nerdiest oblique sexual metaphor ever?

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

AND WHEN I WAS 5 MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS THE GREMLINS
AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH THIS BUT I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD MENTION

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Totally.

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

are we over lil wayne yet? i dont want to be.

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never been able to choose a side of the fence with him. On one side, some of his mixtape material is incredible, but the couple albums I've heard are tremendously boring.

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah it's like not even worth it to listen to carter II outside a couple tracks but weezyana, the dedications, the droughts--amazing

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link

"That's a hockey team and I ain't on no hockey team,
but I'm a champion, where's the fuckin Rocky theme?
Damn....rest in peace Apollo Creed"

― bear, bear, bear, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:53 (sixteen years ago) link

"Let me just taste ya, we can fuck later"

― bear, bear, bear, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:53 (sixteen years ago) link

this is Nas, kid, you now how it runs
I'm wavin' automatic guns at nuns

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't like chicks with weaves talking 'bout, "I need conditioner"
That shit's deader than niggaz with a morticianer

Not my favorite lines, but it's been stuck in my head for ten years every time I take a shower.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

see murder which is caused
when you fuck with the negative and positive charge

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link

"your favorite rap couplets of the moment/
you contrarian-ass mutha!"

― creme1, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Def. my fave thread name of all time. I love the thread about contrarianism too, basically the idea that everyone is trying to be so unique that they would disagree with you about something just to appear different and unique is genius and very astute (and very much "attention economy" thinking").

"Infectious-- even got the Pope reciting this
A nun's cunt or a vice's grip ain't as tight as this"

from Worthless "These Kids Are Retarded" from Fuck The Cunts

(he seems to like rhyming one word with itself, to often great effect)

― Saxby D. Elder, Sunday, 6 May 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

The IRS say they want to chat
And you can't explain why you claimed your cat

― The Reverend, Sunday, 6 May 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

"I'm a punk under pressure/
When we finished throw yo money on the dresser"

Or really, anything from Kadie Red... I really need to do an RFI...

― I eat cannibals, Sunday, 6 May 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

slaughterin' MCs and I'm a never get whipped
when I retire I'll get worshipped like an ole battleship

― Edward III, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

or the tonguetwister:

not buckaroo banzai but bustin' out as I
say the kinda rhymes that make MCs wish that I'd die

― Edward III, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

until that day we expire & turn to vapors
me 'n my capers will be somewhere stackin plenty papers

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

BIG HOOS, you be aight!

― Saxby D. Elder, Monday, 7 May 2007 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Me a wasteman, in teenage wasteland
When I die, people will flock to Croydon like it's Graceland

propa gully bruv

― Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

to the kids: drugs kill, i'm acknowledgin that
but when i'm on the drugs i don't have a problem with that

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm always lookin' for the big payback
i've kissed more grits than vic tayback

― Lawrence the Looter, Friday, 11 May 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

heh that one's awesome!

― Saxby D. Elder, Friday, 11 May 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Reminds me of the Arsonists

"they call me Kadeem, you know because I'm Hardison"

― Saxby D. Elder, Friday, 11 May 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

We rock shows in other continents
You rob Mickey D's for condiments

― clotpoll, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link

And you laughed and said those rhymes was funny
But trip on the sense that I'm stressin, you punk-ass dummy

― tremendoid, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Said you slapped Roddy Piper and didn't get a hassle.
You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle.

― jim, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU MAY NOW CONSIDER ME THE APOCALYPTIC ONE
AFTER THIS RHYME, HENCEFORTH, THERE IS NONE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Nigga tryin' a kick it but no I don't play soccer,
I'm all about my cake I'm tryin'a marry Betty Crocker.

― jim, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU MAY NOW CONSIDER ME THE APOCALYPTIC ONE
AFTER THIS RHYME, HENCEFORTH, THERE IS NONE
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:31 (23 minutes ago) Link

oh man I just bought this album a couple months ago and I cannot get over how awesome it is!

― bernard snowy, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

shoot ya daughter in the calf muscle
fuck a tussle

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 May 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Cause I go in ya deeper, I only bone divas
Inpregnate the world when I come through your speakers

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link

(or iMpregnate, whichever)

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

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I know the reason you feel the way
I know just who you wan' be
So everyday I thank the man upstairs
That I ain't you and you ain't me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

my top back like JFK
they wanna push my top back like JFK

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