This is the thread where you call out another ILE poster for having sand in his/her vagina

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Do you think it causes UTIs?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

ok... raise your hand if you've ever had a Han Solo in your vagina.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.celebjunction.com/actresses/c/calista/enlarge/3.jpg

Well, sort of.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Someone plz photoshop her onto a toilet in Thailand.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

'his vagina'

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 8 April 2005 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

ILX is making me sad.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

To the point where I'm almost considering doing work.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan Perry in draft thread

― shh (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't do it, Nick! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I DIDNT PUT SAND IN ME GRANS VADGE I PUT ME WILLY IN HER FLANGE GET IT REET MATE OR YERS GET A SLAP

― GARU G, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i had to do work, earlier
it was horrible

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Us Amurrricans are just upset about having to go back to work after a long weekend.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

We came back from the weekend, and the war's still there! Fuck!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

(hahahaha when I saw this thread had been revived I knew I was going to be mentioned on it because I have the metaphysical equivalent of Daytona Beach in my vagina)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, I'm an amurrican too, PP. I'm just saying people are more tense today than usual, not that the war isn't a serious, upsetting issue.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

WHO SAID I WAST ENSE?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I spent the weekend without television, radio, internet, and in the blazing sun. Now I'm back in the fog with all the world's weight available at fingertip. I'll see Dan's Daytona and counter with the Mojave. Uggggh!

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, its ok!

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

At any rate, I don't think that the problem is an excess of sand in some of the vaginas around here. I propose that the problem has come about as a result of a lack of ice on said vaginas.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I do not follow you. Are our vaginas swollen? Is that a bad thing?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

OUR PUSSIES DEMAND BLING

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i02.thefacebook.com/gpic/38/n1217.94.jpg

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i have some major sand in my vadge today but I am staying clear of the interweb

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Squeeze tight and maybe you'll make a pearl!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(I'm really sorry, that was totally inappropriate.)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

No, that was completely, absolutely awesome!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Piercing babies' ears: C or D

...and hilarious, n/a.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

OUR VAGINAS ARE SORE, "PAUNCHY"!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

AND BY THE WAY, THIS

Results 1 - 10 of about 696,000 for ICE VAGINA. (0.20 seconds)

IS RIDICULOUS.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://static.flickr.com/40/75196935_3abe1ef1b4.jpg?v=0

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 December 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

(graffiti found in the bathroom of a Pittsburgh coffee shop)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

what were you doing in the bathroom of a pittsburgh coffee shop?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

making a poop?

― snowkitten (g-kit), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

bathing?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

rough trade.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I totally know that bathroom wall.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

"u saved me" has sand, btw.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

that turned to glass long ago.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

awww... that's sweet.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i played a show there on saturday night.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 December 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

you played a show in a bathroom?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 December 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

In the bathroom?

XPOST FUCK

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 December 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

no.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 December 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

What's with all the early fall crankiness 'round these parts of late?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i just had my vag detailed. it's in mint condition.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Pinstripes? Flames? Give us details, man.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

this week, ILE is hosting Sandfest '06

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ouch! mint in your vagina?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link

this week, ILE is hosting Sandfest '06

So it would seem! I don't know what has come over so many people to make them so angry and bitter.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link

the nights are drawing in

― -- (688), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

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― ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

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