partying
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
there's a bunch of stuff i should have been doing besides ilx these past few days
― Treeship, Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link
judgy people be judgin
― waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
if I have a publication this is news to me
― katherine, Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
congrats!
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link
title it "kat scratch fever", post a bunch of pictures of you looking confusedly at album covers with your cute kitten and apply for some grant money
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link
alas, the cute kitten exists in the same hypotheticalspace as the publication. is coffee twee enough
― katherine, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
not really. do you knit? maybe you watch adventure time? i can loan you some pottery if that's helpful.
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link
coffee + oversized sweaters should do it. Hold the mug with both hands too.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link
Coulda spent all this time unironically reading other people's opinions on music on another site
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
Whatever constitutes ironic reading I'm sure it's a v worthwhile pursuit
― every moser (wins), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
can't wait until she reviews scotland
― waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
Youve got a login idk why you're looking back at me wins
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link
STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY YOU ARE ALL PAINFUL
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link
I think Lex's idea of hell is being forced to cook for the members of Mumford and Sons while they perform stand up comedy. (To be fair, most would think this.)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
my idea of hell is having to listen to lex rant about what he finds unfunny for eternity. thank god either ilx or i will die one day + this suffering will come to an end.
― Mordy , Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link
go lex!
― goole, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
Someone is holding me down and forcing me to click links and read posts too.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
sorry, just found it a bit amusing (probably more to me than anyone else) to oversleep and wake up into a world where people think I've got my own publication
― katherine, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
i enjoy reading ilm threads when they're not being shitted up with five million posts about a completely irrelevant amateur blog or WAY WAY WORSE people desperately trying and completely failing to be "funny"
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link
xp katherine is one of the few posters in this thread who has not been painful to read
humor is the worst
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link
I laughed at my own one joke here.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link
Lex doesn't do humor because he's not American.
― Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
― Mordy , Thursday, March 20, 2014 5:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Not sure you fully get the concept of "hell"
― robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link
british and irish people are in no way exempted from my criticism
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link
it's other ppl, right? xp
― Mordy , Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link
trigger warning: any thread about "is this the worst x ever" is probably going to be full of people cracking jokes. it's MST3K for rock writers.
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link
Except MST3K was funny.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link
There are publications where you are publicated in print, Katherine, which Goon Tie could purchase if he wanted to read more. Is what I meant. I think.
― Fingerbang On A Can (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link
I subscribe and purchase! was commenting positively about your (pl., x3) particular exchange
― continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
julianne e.s. is one of the best writers in the game right now
― lex pretend, Monday, March 17, 2014 8:45 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fair play to Lex, that was one of the funniest jokes in this thread. All downhill from there.
― Position Position, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link
Is there a thread that is safe for jokes?
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Just Can't Get Enough: New Wave Hits Of The '80s, Vol. 1
― sarahell, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Snigger warnings
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link
can't wait to see 14 more of those polls
― open-y, ob-la-da (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
he should make them each a month long for voting
― Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
jezebel weighs in:
http://jezebel.com/oh-the-unbelievable-shit-you-get-writing-about-music-a-1547444869?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― Darin, Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link
― Scooby Doom (۩),
He doesn't do humour, either.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
nothing in this thread qualified as humour
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
in yr opinion are u statler or waldorf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
i don't know who those are
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Terminator-Smile.gif
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link
this is actually one of the better things jezebel has run lately
― katherine, Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:34 (2 minutes ago) Permalink
Were you raised in the woods as a child?
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link
Maybe the Muppets aren't as big of a cultural force in the UK as it is here in North America.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link
ok which of the two ronnies are you then
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link
i've never seen the muppets, my childhood was tv-free
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:41 (ten years ago) link
never seen (though have heard of!) the two ronnies either
the muppets were massive here. I had the full bedspread etc when i was 3
― Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link