My flatpacks come from Argos because it's across the road.
― Fingerbang On A Can (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 20 March 2014 09:06 (ten years ago) link
Life is like a large branch of IKEA with a meat grinder at the exit. Which is why I buy my record shelves from IKEA.
― Doran, Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:06 (ten years ago) link
spend your last day on earth assembling your own pine-look mfc coffin
― eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:24 (ten years ago) link
have you ever talked that way in someone's face? you appear to be of the generation who has found it convenient to talk shit without saying shit in person without conventional consequences.
What language was this google-translated from
― IKEA because you do (wins), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:51 (ten years ago) link
Can we go back to nitpicking editing errors on P4K yet?
― Position Position, Thursday, 20 March 2014 11:18 (ten years ago) link
This got weird
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 March 2014 14:04 (ten years ago) link
the past couple of days itt may just constitute the least funny sequence of posts on ilx ever, which is saying a lot
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link
not coming from you it ain't...
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 20 March 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link
Now that was quite funny
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 March 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link
yeah, that one..
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
nearly 700 new posts because of this article. Was it really that big a deal?
― Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
was it worth it, people?
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ftzo0vxk1r4119so1_500.jpg
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link
what were we supposed to be doing otherwise
― (or if you must, "data") (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
partying
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
there's a bunch of stuff i should have been doing besides ilx these past few days
― Treeship, Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link
judgy people be judgin
― waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
if I have a publication this is news to me
― katherine, Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
congrats!
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link
title it "kat scratch fever", post a bunch of pictures of you looking confusedly at album covers with your cute kitten and apply for some grant money
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link
alas, the cute kitten exists in the same hypotheticalspace as the publication. is coffee twee enough
― katherine, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
not really. do you knit? maybe you watch adventure time? i can loan you some pottery if that's helpful.
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link
coffee + oversized sweaters should do it. Hold the mug with both hands too.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link
Coulda spent all this time unironically reading other people's opinions on music on another site
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
Whatever constitutes ironic reading I'm sure it's a v worthwhile pursuit
― every moser (wins), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
can't wait until she reviews scotland
― waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
Youve got a login idk why you're looking back at me wins
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link
STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY YOU ARE ALL PAINFUL
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link
I think Lex's idea of hell is being forced to cook for the members of Mumford and Sons while they perform stand up comedy. (To be fair, most would think this.)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
my idea of hell is having to listen to lex rant about what he finds unfunny for eternity. thank god either ilx or i will die one day + this suffering will come to an end.
― Mordy , Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link
go lex!
― goole, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
Someone is holding me down and forcing me to click links and read posts too.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
sorry, just found it a bit amusing (probably more to me than anyone else) to oversleep and wake up into a world where people think I've got my own publication
― katherine, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
i enjoy reading ilm threads when they're not being shitted up with five million posts about a completely irrelevant amateur blog or WAY WAY WORSE people desperately trying and completely failing to be "funny"
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link
xp katherine is one of the few posters in this thread who has not been painful to read
humor is the worst
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link
I laughed at my own one joke here.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link
Lex doesn't do humor because he's not American.
― Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
― Mordy , Thursday, March 20, 2014 5:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Not sure you fully get the concept of "hell"
― robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link
british and irish people are in no way exempted from my criticism
― lex pretend, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link
it's other ppl, right? xp
― Mordy , Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link
trigger warning: any thread about "is this the worst x ever" is probably going to be full of people cracking jokes. it's MST3K for rock writers.
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link
Except MST3K was funny.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link
There are publications where you are publicated in print, Katherine, which Goon Tie could purchase if he wanted to read more. Is what I meant. I think.
― Fingerbang On A Can (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link
I subscribe and purchase! was commenting positively about your (pl., x3) particular exchange
― continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
julianne e.s. is one of the best writers in the game right now
― lex pretend, Monday, March 17, 2014 8:45 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fair play to Lex, that was one of the funniest jokes in this thread. All downhill from there.
― Position Position, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link
Is there a thread that is safe for jokes?
― Evan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Just Can't Get Enough: New Wave Hits Of The '80s, Vol. 1
― sarahell, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Snigger warnings
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link
can't wait to see 14 more of those polls
― open-y, ob-la-da (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link