OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

"tell us more"… that's some memespeak, straight out of willy wonka with his hand on his chin… use your own verbiage…jesus be original!

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What as in actually driving to Ikea to buy their meatballs and then delivering them to people?

Would that be legal?

i love ikea

Sorry, the website www.meatbal.ls cannot be found.

aww :(

It is not possible to register a new second-level domain in .ls. New registrations are only taken at the third level, below one of the existing second level domains.

ikea only delivers near their stores, they ship by the most costly method possible outside their range :/

and yeah CW, that's big talk from an Internet tough guy! have you ever talked that way in someone's face? you appear to be of the generation who has found it convenient to talk shit without saying shit in person without conventional consequences.

Aah, well that would be a shame.

On a brighter note I found these stupidly overpriced but nonetheless irresistible covers for my bed.
bemz.com/en-gb/product-page/product/bed-frame-covers/id/gri21/grimen/d2201/graphite-grey/

do you think it's a good idea to use the phrase "talk shit" with a display name of veronica moser

drove my friend to ikea during a snowstorm back in december because she was fed up with her apartment not being furnished and couldn't wait any longer. i think we were the only customers there. one of the most relaxing evenings i've ever had.

how were the meatballs

we didn't eat there. the food at ikea is awful but that's part of its charm.

veronica moser is all about shit at all times

^ gets it...

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I accidentally went to ikea on the free breakfast morning once, meaning to eat something while there, and the food was fine but all kinds of old people showed up just for the food!

Just goes to show that old people will go all the way to Ikea in suburban Minneapolis for a free food

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-07-07/business/ct-biz-0707-ikea-shadow-business-20110707_1_ikea-side-businesses-joseph-roth

At a glance thought the url was suggesting that ikea was doing shadow business with Sephiroth.

What is funny is that St. Louis is in an even worse spot for ikea customers than Des Moines

The Burbank ikea is my least favorite place in the world

Don't even have IKEA in NZ :((((

Would subscribe to a katherine + maura + branwell round-table blog, great posts yesterday

I believe that Maura and Katherine have actual publications where you can subscribe and do exactly that?

(Albeit without me coming in and rambling about fingerbanging.)

Theres a bus runs to the ikea in finglas, even got fittings like an airport bus for flatpack stuff

Glad i don't drive as it stops me being a horrible person. can anyone point me towards an outlet that sells roll-up furniture made entirely out of balsa wood and plastic screws so I can just carry it home under my arm?

christ i hate flatpacks but it's not mainly an aesthetic thing

My flatpacks come from Argos because it's across the road.

Life is like a large branch of IKEA with a meat grinder at the exit. Which is why I buy my record shelves from IKEA.

spend your last day on earth assembling your own pine-look mfc coffin

have you ever talked that way in someone's face? you appear to be of the generation who has found it convenient to talk shit without saying shit in person without conventional consequences.

What language was this google-translated from

Can we go back to nitpicking editing errors on P4K yet?

This got weird

the past couple of days itt may just constitute the least funny sequence of posts on ilx ever, which is saying a lot

not coming from you it ain't...

Now that was quite funny

yeah, that one..

nearly 700 new posts because of this article. Was it really that big a deal?

was it worth it, people?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ftzo0vxk1r4119so1_500.jpg

what were we supposed to be doing otherwise

partying

there's a bunch of stuff i should have been doing besides ilx these past few days

judgy people be judgin

if I have a publication this is news to me

congrats!

title it "kat scratch fever", post a bunch of pictures of you looking confusedly at album covers with your cute kitten and apply for some grant money

alas, the cute kitten exists in the same hypotheticalspace as the publication. is coffee twee enough

not really. do you knit? maybe you watch adventure time? i can loan you some pottery if that's helpful.

coffee + oversized sweaters should do it. Hold the mug with both hands too.

Coulda spent all this time unironically reading other people's opinions on music on another site

Whatever constitutes ironic reading I'm sure it's a v worthwhile pursuit