OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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xxxp i've heard about it on multiple music nerd/industry lists/threads/facebooky type things. it hits all the right notes for people who care too much about the things that we do but probably renders as near invisible to anyone who doesn't.

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 22:41 (ten years ago) link

i applied for a grant for maura magazine last year and this site got it instead http://boxxmagazine.com/

and... well.

― maura, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 11:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow

rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

I'm not in the same music crit circles so the only people I've seen posting about this are ILXors.

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link

the ppl that are gonna share this sincerely are no doubt the ppl who shared that stupid STRANGERS MEET AND KISS video

rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 22:53 (ten years ago) link

Rob K seems cool

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

i'm just so glad i love sports so i don't have to think about ILX type stuff all the time

Little Nicky Pizza loved that rascal Rust (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

That boxx magazine place has zero comments on basically all of their articles

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

yeah that's p wack maura should have got that scrilla :/

Little Nicky Pizza loved that rascal Rust (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link

yeah but 'boxx' is more shareable, stop being counter-productive

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

I'm not in the same music crit circles so the only people I've seen posting about this are ILXors.

Same for me although I did see my FB friend JBR post some kind of parody proposal

I Forgot More Than You'll Ever POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:10 (ten years ago) link

Which I guess is no doubt still the same as crüt

I Forgot More Than You'll Ever POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

This thing kind of reminds me of a list of top people under 30 who are changing the media. Most of them are people who've made it big on twitter or youtube doing fairly tried and tested stuff like cookery shows or humorous vine vids, but with an entrepreneurial 'twist'. And that twist is they're all able to market their personalities through social media. Part celebrities, part web moguls, part PR merchants, they've all got their own shtick to wield and they're all doing well out of it.
Made me wonder how much I had ever been told to 'sell myself' growing up. The idea was something I had to learn slowly, especially by the time I had to do job interviews. But it never felt like something I ought to do naturally. I wonder if, especially for millenials, this is all becoming just a part of success; developing an online persona as a kind of amplification of oneself in order to get noticed. I can imagine a time in the not so distant future when the internet is full of 'branded personalities' trying to get noticed.
Guess this kind of thing has been happening on ilx since it began - the louder, more controversial, funnier posters and their respective sockpuppets commanding the most attention from the rest of the board.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:46 (ten years ago) link

*the list was in the guardian the other day

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:46 (ten years ago) link

several gigging musician types and college radio people I know posted it

have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

dog latin u may enjoy this:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/generation-like/

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 20 March 2014 00:24 (ten years ago) link

a non-ILX person posted it on my fb. i looked at it and then came here to see how bad you fucktards were gonna be crying about it. Real music writing is mad boring and i would never even click on any let alone read some, but if you have a clownish gimmick tumblr i will definitely read a page or two of it.,.. hope that was helpful

Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 20 March 2014 00:25 (ten years ago) link

Gr80 sadly can't watch it in UK

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 20 March 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

Wanted to ask some M some questions. didn't come to fuck with anyone, gladiate, whatever it is you henny youngmans do…

― veronica moser, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 6:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you not got email on that thing

― j., Wednesday, March 19, 2014 6:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ all time

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 20 March 2014 00:40 (ten years ago) link

whatever it is you henny youngmans do…

Take my whiney...please

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link

what i took away from this tumblr is that the husband has a pretty boring record collection.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:19 (ten years ago) link

dog latin v much otm, I know of a couple of ppl who've turned blogs into bookdeals and their personae were a big part of that success, afaik

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:23 (ten years ago) link

what about a la-z-boy brand sofa? is that better than ikea. forget music i'm worried about where i sit every day help me please.

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link

Ikea seems a weird signifier to pick out - everyone I know has Ikea stuff - but maybe it's different in the US?

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:35 (ten years ago) link

everyone in the US has ikea furniture too

Mordy , Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:37 (ten years ago) link

you have to have a car to get to IKEA tho

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:38 (ten years ago) link

and a special plate for the metaballs

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

meatballs too

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

horseballs

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

they have the best horseballs though

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:42 (ten years ago) link

uh…j. and s. clover: I thought my questions were relevant to an extensive discussion taking place and posted them as such… jesus christ, rock critics are so fucking defensive and thin-skinned…

veronica moser, Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:48 (ten years ago) link

no offense but you came onto a message board basically saying "I'm posing this question to one person and one person only"

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:54 (ten years ago) link

he's posted here before this iirc

sarahell, Thursday, 20 March 2014 01:55 (ten years ago) link

has anyone else googled "veronica moser" yet?

Treeship, Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:01 (ten years ago) link

Woah

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:04 (ten years ago) link

haha moser's posted for awhile and is generally a good poster albeit unlettered but this is kinda hilariously wtf

balls, Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:08 (ten years ago) link

everyone in the US has ikea furniture too

― Mordy , Wednesday, March 19, 2014 8:37 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is completely wrong. ikea furniture exists inside major urban centers, but the majority of the country has no ikea stores. the nearest ikea to me is a ~4 hour drive, and the second-closest is 5.5 hours, and I live in an area of about a half-million people. so people have ikea things, but they have either made a trek to get it (which could be a signifier) or they have moved from somewhere with it (signifier)

have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link

love treeship all 'moser? where do i know that name from?'

balls, Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link

dang treeship just made a salient point, I think

or possibly a prurient point

have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:11 (ten years ago) link

naw! not part of the inner circle here (which has its own biases and byways, which y'all should acknowledge if you have any balls) but I've been here for 8 years!

tell me what is wrong with saying that whatshername's shit is dumb! if I was wading into the weeds about a subject that I had no prior knowledge in the computer world, I would strive very very hard to try to say something that was illuminating re: my own impressions and how it would impact upon the wider world.

veronica moser, Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:23 (ten years ago) link

tell us more about your balls

j., Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:25 (ten years ago) link

uh…j. and s. clover: I thought my questions were relevant to an extensive discussion taking place and posted them as such… jesus christ, rock critics are so fucking defensive and thin-skinned…

― veronica moser, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 9:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if i meet one i'll keep it in mind.

(there are two ikeas around me. i got to one without a car once and walked around a while. we ended up buying some meatballs, some fuzzy slippers, and some spatulas. also the fish roe in a metal tube. that stuff is great. the other ikea you really do need a car to get to. you can also order some but not all ikea stuff on the internet. it comes flat! the sofas maybe not so flat, i dunno.)

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:25 (ten years ago) link

we have an Ikea sofa it is excellent

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:27 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure that Ikea deliver so why would you need to drive there? (unless of course you really need their meatballs)

tsrobodo, Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:29 (ten years ago) link

is that a good startup? ikea meatball delivery?

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:30 (ten years ago) link

if it is, you can't have it i thought of it first

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:31 (ten years ago) link

"tell us more"… that's some memespeak, straight out of willy wonka with his hand on his chin… use your own verbiage…jesus be original!

veronica moser, Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:31 (ten years ago) link

xp

What as in actually driving to Ikea to buy their meatballs and then delivering them to people?

Would that be legal?

tsrobodo, Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:32 (ten years ago) link

i love ikea

Treeship, Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:32 (ten years ago) link

Sorry, the website www.meatbal.ls cannot be found.

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:32 (ten years ago) link

aww :(

It is not possible to register a new second-level domain in .ls. New registrations are only taken at the third level, below one of the existing second level domains.

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:34 (ten years ago) link


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