RIP Justin Bieber

so compelling. if anyone here has read 'The Instructions', i keep thinking of Boystar.

incredible

be a lawyer, man

the wink :o

"I object."

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting pissed off.

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.

― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Monday, March 10, 2014 1:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

biebers lawyer even more unprofessional... feel like "be a lawyer, man" could have legs as thing lawyers say ironically to each other form now on

imagine if you had the opportunity to depose bieber - youd be a fuckin smug dick too. I would relish every second of it.

these things tend to never see the light of day so its not surprising.

"guess what..guess what... I don't recall"

wow. plaintiff's lawyer seemed like a goof, but maybe he (a) was intimidated by bieber's stardom, entourage or high-priced defense counsel (although i'd think plaintiff's counsel would return to his senses once he remembers he's deposing an arrogant, empty-headed, 20 year-old dummy), (b) wasn't prepared (if you don't have materials to impeach or contradict a deponent, you're often just conducting a "discovery deposition," which can be fumbling), and/or (c) was intentionally prodding bieber for a reaction (a common tactic, to capture just those moments that bieber gave -- on videotape! -- or to assess the quality of a witness). i'm most curious about the depo-prep bieber had with his lawyer.

Biebz is now sorta filling Barry Bonds' place in the culture

i dont know if i been to australia *shrug*

i dont know katie couric you tell me
are you calling me katie couric
...no

hah he toured Australia like 3 months ago

In fairness we barely noticed he ws here either, it ws LIGHTNING FAST

he graffitied an outside wall at a hotel here, it was front page news for weeks, the mayor was absolutely disgusted with him and commanded him to perform at the mayoral christmas carols shindig at the broadwater as reparation which so did not happen.

I hope DiCaprio plays Bieber in the Scorcese biopic.

Clearly Biebz has seen Fletch about 12 times.

scorsese

"guess what..guess what... I don't recall"

died @ this^

it's really the best part

starting to beliebe

I love how he says "I don't recall" with a total smirk, as if he'd just remembered that his lawyer advised him that "I don't recall" were some magic words he could use when he was being questioned.

if he was a real baller he woulda pissed all over that conference table

http://i.imgur.com/KcDtj7x.jpg

so true :)

aw

I hope he washes his hands.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/18/justin-bieber-banksy-tattoo-graffiti-artist_n_4984389.html

http://i.imgur.com/hn95XGE.jpg

mitchell and ness make hats that say mitchell and ness, crazy world

Justin Biber visits controversial Yasukuni Shrine in Japan.

http://i.imgur.com/uQ56OwL.png

namaste

lollll

lmao

also he got detained coming through LAX yesterday, though the story oddly didn't get a lot of traction

“so-called Canadian famous singer.”

Yeah, I don't believe he's actually Canadian either!

2011-era justin caught on tape making n-word joke; suspicious chunk of internet biebs-haters suddenly VERY CONCERNED about his right to free speech.

non-tumblr whites

This is the only racist joke I know (although with a slightly better set-up). The only time I've ever told it was to a black coworker who asked me to tell the most racist joke I knew. Glad it wasn't one of the jokes that is actually in my repertoire that got put on full blast on TMZ and Gawker. "Kicks are for Trids" and "The Brick" seem safe for now.

Damn little man.

I want to know which longstanding member of his entourage/inner circle he offended and what the precipitating event was because someone has been sitting on this jive for a REALLY long time

that link says tmz was sitting on it

o wait nm

Justin Biber visits controversial Yasukuni Shrine in Japan.

in other news, bieber stays at bed & breakfast next door to Auschwitz, tells proprietor, "I like the view"

lollll i knew about that tape since it happened via friends in the biz

that link says tmz brimstead was sitting on it

i was sitting on the tape but didnt realize, it was stuck to my ass

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/07/10/wheels-of-justice-turn-quickly-in-bieber-egg-case/
love that url

Poor little dude.

Eventually he's really going to die and you all will feel bad.