Batman Begins: The Thread

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ROY WARD BAKER! A man among men among Swedish lipstick lesbians.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, Dan, wouldn't the egomania be if I DIDN'T acknowledge my altered state rather than sharing it with you so you can take my comments with a grain of salt and some good humor? "dude, see it sober" makes a lot more sense of a response if you're a fan than "HOW DARE YOU"

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Titanic 2000! (made in 1999)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Yay! High school debate time!

Dude, see it sober, and know when to stay down.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually I think it was Lust For A Vampire which was a sort of sequel to The Vampire Lovers. No Roy Ward action but I remember Ralph Bates and no Peter Cushing.

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Misty Mundae to thread.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

BTW, kudos to TOMBOT for hitting on "Dude, see it sober." about 20 posts before everyone.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Though there is no state of physical, mental and spiritual purity I could achieve that would make me like the new Batmobile.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Have you never actually been teased before, Anthony? Or did you forget that I am a harsh mistressmaster?

The Ghost of The Moon (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn internet with the lack of inflections and stuff, use winkies next time, I'm fragile.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously that thing is the TurdTank.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

If blood will flow when fresh and steel are one
Drying in the colour of the evening sun
Tomorrow's rain will wash the stains away
But something in our minds will always stay
Perhaps this final act was meant
To clinch a lifetime's argument
That nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could
For all those born beneath an angry star
Lest we forget how fragile we are

On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are how fragile we are

On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are how fragile we are
How fragile we are how fragile we are

The Ghost of STING (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Russians can have babies, too!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link

AM, store these in your browser cache for the next time:

;) ;) ;) ;) :P :P :P :P %) %) %) %)

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Re: the Burton Batflick - "I can't believe they'd try to invalidate Adam West like that."

Yeah, wtf, I said this at the time as well! I was 7.


Tom, have you seen the second part of that trilogy, Lust For A Vampire? The girl who plays Carmilla in it is so, so hot!

BARMS, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.theasylum.cc/Images/vvz_dvd3.jpg

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

It turns out I have seen it!

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Miccio, your review is OTM. You missed the best parts (the scarecrow) but it's not like those scenes redeem all of the major flaws in the parts you did watch.

The opinion of a half-awake drunk >>> the opinion of someone who doesn't like the Hunger.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Walter's vagina, meet sand. Sand, meet walter's vagina. Oh, you already know each other?

The Ghost of Dan Pot (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

So I saw it last night and it's pretty dang good, but it's basically the Lamont Cranston/The Shadow story with different names.

And will there be a "delete Katie Holmes" option on the DVD? Seriously, whenever she was on screen it felt liked someone hooked up a 16-ton weight to the movie and threw it off a bridge.

Liam Neeson should play more bad guys.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Are the people on this thread who are saying they couldn't follow the action sequences in this film or Gladiator being serious or are they exagerrating for some unknown effect? Cos if you're being serious get one fucking Ritalin. Either that or I have the amazing X-power of being able to pay attention carefully.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

THANK YOU ALLY

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Also OTM about Christian Bale's weight gain NOT necessarily being steroid-induced, 50-75 of those claimed 100lbs gained would just be gaining his normal body weight back from The Machinist.

ET OTM about Liam Neeson.

Dan OTM about backstory et al.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I've already put it on the record that I really, really disliked the 1989 Batman and that the reason I enjoyed the next one was because of Michelle Pfeiffer. I guess I like my superheroes emo and faux-realistic.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

So I saw it last night and it's pretty dang good, but it's basically the Lamont Cranston/The Shadow story with different names.

Well, yeah. Batman was a total riff on The Shadow & like-minded pulp characters. To wit:

"[Bob] Kane and [Bill] Finger got together and brainstormed the new character DC wanted. Kane suggested a pair of bat-style wings, which he'd doodled in sketchbooks for years. Finger proposed the wings be turned into a more practical, yet uniquely scalloped cape, then added a triangular motif to the costume, including triangular "fins" protruding from Batman's gloves, and pointy bat ears. In formulating the basic story line, the two drew upon favorite films (such as The Bat Whispers, in which a detective prowls the night as a killer wearing an ungainly bat-mask); novels (such as Johnston McCulley's All-Story Weekly, in which the rich playboy Zorro becomes an avenger by night, and the various books featuring Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, who utilized deductive reasoning to solve crimes); and radio programs (such as The Shadow, in which wealthy playboy Lamont Cranston used his mastery of disguise to strike fear in the hearts of criminals)."

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a gigantic list of mean things to insinuate about people who didn't like this movie that I might get around to posting after lunchtime. So far this is easily my movie of the year.

Still waiting on this list, as it applies to me.

the thing I'm reacting to here is the idea that if you only watch part of something in an altered state, your opinion on it is just as valid as someone who watched the entire thing sober.

Incidentally, I consider watching it in IMAX to be tantamount to an unplesant altered state. That's why I'm still willing to hold out "final" judgement on, if nothing else, the "coherence" of the action sequences, until I see it in a realistic format. (Though I'm guessing the overall emo dourness of the film is probably just as overbearing in 35mm.)

(xx-post d'oh, beaten to the emo-labelling punch!)

Eric H: not a troll, with one exception (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, you have me giggling like the Riddler.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I as well saw it on an oversized screen, which made the actions scenes a little hard to fully catch.

The guy sitting behind me kept snickering at the dialogue. Being an action film I didn't really expect much in that category but he was right to laugh.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, you have me giggling like the Riddler.

YAY

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Like Frank Gorshin in particular I trust.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Who else?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The action sequences were readable, they just weren't very good. Mr. & Mrs. Smith had much better shoot/beat 'em up scenes, possibly because Doug Liman is a much, much better director than Christopher Nolan. The Bourne Identity v. Insomnia w/ Robert Williams - I'm just saying.

It was okay, but certainly no great shakes. Like Spider-Man, it was too concerned with setting up the backstory for sequels so that the Arkham plot was rushed and unsatisfying. If the entire movie had been the setup, I think I would have been happier (obv. this would never sell as a blockbuster action movie).

Way too thick on the Will to Power speechifying from Neeson at the beginning, and Holmes last "man I loved" speech was ridiculous and unbelievable given the amount of screen-time they shared. Basically read as a Spider-Man 2 'time to win over the girl's heart this time' play, or else an excuse to insert a new starlet/love interest for Batman Begins Again.

Bale's 'deep/gruff' superhero voice was mega-lame.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Mostly it feels like I sat there for 240 minutes and didn't see anything happen. Instantly forgettable, except for Holmes' nipple-pokies at the end in her sensible lawyer outfit.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

the Bourne Identity was fucking awful.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The young Bruce Wayne looked like n/a to me.

Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The embassy scene in The Bourne Identity was pretty much the model of how to do that kind of thing. It's also an appealing American myth: We didn't know we were built to be this killing machine, and maybe we have a good heart inside, and can actually use our power for good, etc, if knocked on the head. The car chase onward bored me, though.

Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"the Bourne Identity was fucking awful."

GTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I could 'follow' the action scenes, it's just that they BLEW HUMONGOUS ERUPTING BUNGHOLES.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

The hallucination shots were actually kind of scary, except that they weren't always logical - she didn't inoculate the kid, why didn't he see her as some she-beast and thought Batman was going to save him. Why did she suddenly start sobering up in the car (at least becoming semi-mobile), only to fall back to near-death when they arrived in the cave?

What was the point of Caine's speech right at the end of Holmes' hallucination sequence, "it can't be one man's revenge" etc. only to forget about all of that and everyone gets along happily everafter even though Batman shows no sign of changing?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Why is Krazy Kat running toward a giant cheese grater in the second to last frame?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

It is whenever we have film threads that I realize that I basically only respect Dan Perry.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 12:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The hallucination shots were actually kind of scary, except that they weren't always logical - she didn't inoculate the kid, why didn't he see her as some she-beast and thought Batman was going to save him.

If you'll remember, people only got freakout vibes from people whom they identified as menacing. Katie was protecting the kid, ergo he didn't freak out at her. Also, the kid was using Batman as a calming mantra; his unwavering hope and faith in his hero helped him counteract/deal with the worst effects of the hallucinogen.

Why did she suddenly start sobering up in the car (at least becoming semi-mobile), only to fall back to near-death when they arrived in the cave?

She initially fell completely out at the shock to her system. Her body started to acclimate to the drug, leading her to become more coherent and mobile, but her hallucinations were getting worse and worse thanks to the harrowing car chase, leading her brain to finally overpanic and shut down. (Also, have you never seen knocked on their ass by an initial rush, followed by wandering around semi-coherent in some altered state? Because that's basically what happened to her.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

milo have you never had a hallucinogen before? cuz their effects vary according to people's psychology, they vary in intensity over time, affect people differently, etc. This is a strange "continuity cop" tack for you to take.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

also who else is bothered by the critical revisionism in re: tim burton's batmen?!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 20th, 2005.


it's not like "batman year one" being good means you have to say all other batman comics are bad!!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 20th, 2005.

sorry to backtrack, BUT:

I even like the Adam West Batman. All those Adam West hataz fail to wreck-o-nyze, that if it hadn't been for that show/movie, there might not even BE Batman anymore, things were so dire in the 50s/60s. That's the thing with MYTHS, if they don't relate to the times, they're worthless. THAT's the real key to Batman, and why he's outpaced Superman since the 70s. Batman is transmutable, Superman is rigidly fixed.
Burton's original Batman movie was 1989. Steve Englehart's Batman remains 1974 (which is very unfortunate for Englehart's current miniseries Dark Detective, as it's set NOW).
Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns is Reagan-Era the same way that Watchmen is, FM's Year One is a little more nebulous, riffing on Taxi Driver and Dirty Harry and 70s urban decay memes.
In 15 years, Nolan's Batman will seem aswim in 00ism.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Surely it's aswim in it *now* just for the appearance of the film -- editing choices, cinematography, effects. Which isn't entirely your point but is also inescapably how such things are viewed (similarly Burton's Batman strikes me as a logical endpoint after a decade of the influence of Blade Runner).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, that's what I meant

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Yay agreement.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link


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