I propose an entryist campaign of ILXors applying to write for rockfreaks.net, then we can subvert the system from within
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link
wait does it really say "good great music" on the site itself? if so, genius
― the tune was space, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:28 (ten years ago) link
ah it's Danish. I suppose some unfamiliarity with English can be forgiven. But still DEATH TO THE ROCKISTS
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
great music varies- some of it is good
― Evan, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
From a college newspaper review that's not worth vilifying by linking, but I love this faint praise:
If you are a fan of staid, indie melodies and retro-modern beats, then Angel Olsen's new album "Burn Your Fire for No Witness" is probably for you. Although by no means warm or exciting, Olsen's newest compilation is a testament to the fact that heartbreak can help create the most interesting music.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link
it says "realized that good great music exists in each and every genre"
― soref, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link
xp bit of a Marilyn Hagerty vibe to that one
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link
that sentence really hedges its bets
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link
The Angel Olsen one is amazing. Had to google for the whole review. I like this sentence: "That being said, Olsen's music is not the type you dance along with in the car."
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link
some days i feel like the only person in the world who isn't on the retro-modern beats bandwagon
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Thursday, 27 February 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
http://s29.postimg.org/6m3s3v093/image.png
just imagining someone mixing meat loaf and goth in a pot
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 March 2014 00:34 (ten years ago) link
http://s14.postimg.org/k4vs1pa8x/av2.png
yes, that's typically how it happens
avclub routinely has some of the worst writing around.
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Sunday, 2 March 2014 00:35 (ten years ago) link
Lmao that headline
― MISTERSNRUB (some dude), Sunday, 2 March 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link
with one weird song
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 March 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link
Not the worst piece of music writing ever, but an example of how writers find all that counting and math stuff very difficult at times.
You can now watch a clip of them performing “Losing My Edge” below and check out the 38-song tracklist.
The Long Goodbye:01 “Dance Yrself Clean”02 “Drunk Girls”03 “I Can Change”04 “Time to Get Away”05 “Get Innocuous!”06 “Daft Punk Is Playing at My House”07 “Too Much Love”08 “All My Friends”09 “Tired / Heart of the Sunrise”20 “45:33 Intro”21 “You Can’t Hide (Shame On You)”22 “Sound of Silver”23 “Out In Space”24 “Ships Talking”25 “Freak Out / Starry Eyes”26 “Us v Them”27 “North American Scum”28 “Bye Bye Bayou”29 “You Wanted a Hit”30 “Tribulations”31 “Movement”32 “Yeah”33 “Someone Great”34 “Losing My Edge”35 “Home”36 “All I Want”37 “Jump Into the Fire”38 “New York, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down”
http://www.stereogum.com/1667153/lcd-soundsystem-announce-live-album-of-final-concert/news/
― Position Position, Sunday, 2 March 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link
i came across this allmusic review earlier today:
Music for Films, Vol. 3, is a set of mismatched pieces by Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno (aka Eno). They are from his voluminous works for cinema, installations, shorts, and other related media. The disc contains 15 short pieces (only one is over five minutes). In that regard, there is a distinct similarity to his new wave pop music from the '70s. This CD is, however, all instrumental, largely electronic, and distinctly Eno. Despite their dissimilar origins, these tracks have definite cohesion. Eno injects avant-garde timbres and metallic textures into each composition. The flow is smooth, the atmospheres are vast, and the soundscapes are vivid. This is a very cool montage of Eno's work.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 March 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link
http://louderthanwar.com/in-defence-of-frank-turner/
a URL which delivers and then some
― trying to emulate Kirk Cobain with a shrill, shouting voice (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 March 2014 11:54 (ten years ago) link
crikey... that's TERRIBLE.
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:08 (ten years ago) link
Author Bioian-critchley"I hate writing about myself as a writer so instead I got UK singer/songwriter Mike Morris writer / editor to do me justice: [Ian is] infectious and full of emotion, much like a high tempered fever going on a verbal rampage which will only end in tears and laughter. Never one to step shyly into a subject that no other man would touch with an infected ten foot pole! Fearless and a little brash at times but always honest and a damn good read!"
Yay?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 March 2014 12:11 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/18/Mike_Morris_TV-am_Headshot.jpg/220px-Mike_Morris_TV-am_Headshot.jpg ??
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:12 (ten years ago) link
not really music writing tbf to the lad
― Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:15 (ten years ago) link
One reader of John Robb’s ‘An Open Letter To Frank Turner’ (view here) that was posted on this website commented
lol
― I'm vaguely certain Warrington is the reason I'm a manic depressant (soref), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:15 (ten years ago) link
Frank really has more in common with Ghandi then he does with someone like Thatcher, so go fuck yourself.
"Go fuck yourself" - Ghandi
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:22 (ten years ago) link
I don't know if that's the same guy as Gandhi though.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:23 (ten years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I5jWivtqr-k/TNGsuCNmS7I/AAAAAAAAAM4/5N1kka2Vjgw/s400/Makeup+of+garbage+graph.png
If we place the article somewhere on this graph it would most likely be in the same spot as glass on the Y axis and roughly about the same distance along on the X, though in the opposite direction.
― eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:25 (ten years ago) link
I need to say again, this is one of the most terrible pieces of writing of any kind that I have ever read. It is truly the defence that the execrable Turner deserves.
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:36 (ten years ago) link
was gonna bump Frank's v own thread for this on the grounds that it indeed isn't really music writing... but something drew me towards this one instead
― trying to emulate Kirk Cobain with a shrill, shouting voice (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:47 (ten years ago) link
"wank-bond-villain-looking villain, Adolf Hitler"
― inside out trousers (dog latin), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
new display name btw
it's certainly punk grammar
― Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 March 2014 12:59 (ten years ago) link
BUY WANK BONDS
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 10 March 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link
Man, if you could buy bonds in wank... imagine the shorts trading on the those.
― "Endemic. What does that mean, man?" (Branwell Bell), Monday, 10 March 2014 14:03 (ten years ago) link
sad. every clueless girlfriend/cool record dude cliche on one page. what if pomplamooose wrote record revieews
http://alltherecords.tumblr.com/
― scott seward, Saturday, 15 March 2014 15:33 (ten years ago) link
basically just raises my feminist hackles. yes i have feminist hackles.
― scott seward, Saturday, 15 March 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link
But she's not a music writer? Does that really belong here? It just looks like she's having a bit of fun.
This project was my idea, inspired by maybe one too many glasses of wine last weekend, when I was in charge of changing the music. “I can’t believe there are so many records here that I have never listened to. I should try to listen to all of them. And then write about it.” So here we are.
― Scooby Doom (۩), Saturday, 15 March 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
it's in public. it's music writing. a bit of fun is fair game. i don't care if someone is an amateur. i was an amateur for years.
― scott seward, Saturday, 15 March 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link
BE COOL ITS JUST A BIT OF FUN
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Saturday, 15 March 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link
it's in public. it's music writing.
if this is the criteria, then I nominate all Youtube comments
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Saturday, 15 March 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
honestly that site probably gets read more than most 'professional' music writing because of its shareability (read: buying into clichés of how women experience music compared to men)
― maura, Saturday, 15 March 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
i only skimmed it cos who gives a fuck but the amount of art of pretend ignorance etc going on was bad enough on its own
― pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 March 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
faux-naive bloggy voice
― eric banana (s.clover), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah that's the one
― pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/4c0ab27bcc2166acb1a62f7213bf3943/tumblr_inline_n1xwdcUmcR1sauz6x.jpg
the copy of INFINITE JEST and the iPhone and the coffee all in the frame is just too much
― perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
yeah but look a Richard Wright book included in sight of the camera
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
haha that leapt out at me too
― post-nodern music player (wins), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
coffee, though, really? It's a pretty popular beverage iirc
― post-nodern music player (wins), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link
an iphone, how dare she
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link
they must've spent hours setting up that shot, those fucking [i'm not sure, insert whatever "owns an iphone and drinks coffee and has a copy of infinite jest on bookshelf implies in 2014]
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
Oh hey, we have finally reached the point where "I don't even own a copy of Infinite Jest" is the new "I don't even watch TV".
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link