2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

obama's sure going to look bad when mccain fixes the economy though

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/national_enquirer_world_exclusive_sarah_palins_secret_lover_revealed/celebrity/65481

Yeah this whole moves totally flies in the face of big dick republicanism that has held America captivated for the last 8 years. I cant see this being a good move for McCain.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/images/ne/209582/59428.jpg

is this pic supposed to infer shes indicating todd's penis size or something

that its being used in the enquirer story, i mean

you mean 'imply,' not 'infer'

“Todd was away on business a lot and Sarah felt lonely. Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length. Eventually, she real­ized she was falling in love with him,” one insider divulged.

“When Todd got back from one of his trips, Sarah told him that she had begun to have feelings for Brad.”

that brad hanson/palin story is old news

"Later, Brad revealed himself to be Jesus."

you mean 'imply,' not 'infer'

― gabbneb, Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yah my bad

that brad hanson/palin story is old news

― akm, Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:18 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the 'sworn testimony' + lie detector parts arent

actually i think i meant infer but just used it awkwardly. i meant are they trying to infer that she is indicating

"Todd fucked a snowmobile."

never mind lol xp

are they trying to get us to infer that she is indicating

McCain taking ads down

Aiming to prove how serious he is about addressing the financial crisis, John McCain has instructed his staff to take all his campaign commercials off the air, a spokesman tells Politico.

"As John McCain said, now is the time to put partisanship aside and come together to do the work that the American people expect," said Tucker Bounds.

McCain aides are now in the process of contacting TV station across the country to get their ads taken down, according to Bounds.

Asked how long they would go dark, Bounds only said: "We're taking our guidance from Sen. McCain on that."

"Later, Brad revealed himself to be Jesus."

lol

guardian:
But she is doing occasional interviews and faces a debate with her opposite number, Joe Biden, next week, both of which offer a chance for witchcraft to be raised.

BIDEN CASTS POWER OF HEMLOCK

― schlump, Wednesday, September 24, 2008

this is really worth watching. someone needs to clip this to simply 7:00 onward, I think this is well beyond the comfort zone of your typical church-going american.

"In the name of Jesus, in the name of Jesus, every form of witchcraft is what you rebuke. In the name of Jesus, in the name of Jesus, father make away now," Muthee said.

thing i love abt this mccain guys campaign: not afraid to take risks, good entertainment value

“Todd found out about the affair and was so mad he broke up their partnership at the snowmobile dealership,” Burdett claimed.

this is obv fake real alaskans call them motherfuckers "snow machines"

'00 - Gore was 1-1.5 inches taller than Bush, won by half a point

^^?? is this classed as a win now?

more people voted for him, limey

This is McCain's way of pulling a 'I'm holier than thou' innit? I can understand both candidates seizing fire on 9/11, but this... And on a sidenote he asks Obama to come along and give up his campaign as well. As if the campaigns are doing the economy more damage than has already been done. What a fucking douche.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/19/schmidt_judp5nnc.jpg http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dKJaj4a4Ua3g/610x.jpg http://theonorth.com/wp-content/assets/mccaintourist.jpg

http://democrats.senate.gov/newsroom/record.cfm?id=303537

Washington, DC—Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid made the following statement today in response to the McCain campaign’s call for postponing Friday’s scheduled debate:

“This is a critical time for our country. While I appreciate that both candidates have signaled their willingness to help, Congress and the Administration have a process in place to reach a solution to this unprecedented financial crisis.

“I understand that the candidates are putting together a joint statement at Senator Obama’s suggestion. But it would not be helpful at this time to have them come back during these negotiations and risk injecting presidential politics into this process or distract important talks about the future of our nation’s economy. If that changes, we will call upon them. We need leadership; not a campaign photo op.

“If there were ever a time for both candidates to hold a debate before the American people about this serious challenge, it is now.”

“Todd found out about the affair and was so mad he broke up their partnership at the snowmobile dealership,” Burdett claimed.

this is obv fake real alaskans call them motherfuckers "snow machines"

― and what, Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:24 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM

(or, "sleds")

thank u harry reid

dude was just translating for the rest of america re snomobls jeez

snow machine is a shitty name anyway

I thought a snow machine made, you know, snow.

i think thats a snow maker

snow making machine

abortion on demand snow machine

http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-3646819dt.jpg

is reid gambit gon work

dunno guys if they push on the debate i can see big mac like SEE HE WILL DO ANYTHING TO BE PREZ

stop being a pussy

BIG EEYORE aka the pessimist

http://www.irondog.org/racers/bios/2008/photos/22-Todd-Palin.jpg
stay the hell away from my wife, and take your goddamn snow machine with you
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m275/jogi21/random/snoopy-ice-machine.jpg

xp with the big homie raposa

haha sry that was a liiiittle bit over the line

but really, worry not, this is ridiculous

xps

what reid is doing isnt a gambit, its actually what he wants

marc cooper, yesterday:

McCrater
For those who have been asking why on earth Barack Obama doesn't have a ten point lead in this race it seems that the wait is finally over.

The latest Washington Post-ABC News poll of likely voters shows Barack Obama now leading John Mcain 53-42% nationwide.

This is a whopper, perhaps, definitive lead. Frankly, it's no surprise to me as I've been predicting this for weeks.

Hand-wringing liberals who believe only they can see through the crap can't see that others see exactly what they see: an incompetent, dishonest and disastrous Republican administration which they have NO intention of providing a third term.

The granular breakdown of this latest poll looms as no less than an electoral Waterloo for John McCain and his ridiculous running mate who has now completed her 26th day as nominee for VP without meeting with the press. At this rate, she may never get the chance.

so this is basically 'the dog ate my debate prep' rite

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/mccain/amgothmccains.png

too many uses of the word "see"

i mean god forbid the president have to deal with two things at once, right.

lol i hope obama's move is to not say anything and then have the dems unleash a final version of dodd's proposal tomorrow or something and be all "wait what? mccain tried to suspend the campaign? sorry we were just like... fixing the economy..."

Light, seeking light, doth light of light beguile;
So ere you find where light in darkness lies,
Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes.

xxp

O's gotta thread the needle here: it's plausible that Bush is gonna rep for the original bailout tonight, then McCain will come out solidly against it to differentiate himself from Bush on something Serious.

so how to play this?

ignore it, and, if pressed, scoff

except he already came out in favor of the bailout this morning. we talked about that possibility last nite xp