Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

sandwiches that are wrapped in such a way that it is impossible to eat it *in* the wrapper, you have to unwrap the whole stupid thing and have it fall everywhere. same with burritos. it's fine if I can be somewhere where I can eat with a plate and a knife and fork but if I'm just going to sit outside or w/e then I'm relying on the wrapper to hold everything together ffs.
up your wrap game, ppl.

OTM, if you can't properly assemble a sandwich for eating purposes, you have no business selling sandwiches

The weird canteen at my work attempts burritos every so often and last week they were wrapped in this foil PLUS baking parchment combo. and made out of two small tortillas in a row. So it fell to bits immediately.

made out of two small tortillas in a row

this is hilarious

that's just like unheard of burrito incompetence -- daisychained tortillas?

for a party you could order a 6 foot burrito that is made of 200 small tortillas

I'm not a fan of hard to eat food in general. Like bread that is too tough, especially when it's part of a sandwich. Or food that is extremely messy.

You know what's the worst food item in this regard? The MUFFIN. I never felt fully cognizant of this until I worked with a french guy who was into trying the "local" food or whatever, and one day he goes "How are you supposed to eat a muffin?" And it suddenly hit me, "You know what, I have no fucking idea how you're supposed to eat it." You either have to eat it from the paper, which requires you to kind of (sorry) muffin dive as you get deeper into it, or you have to kind of "pinch" out clumps of it. It's a ridiculous food that inevitably leaves crumbs all over the place.

Break it into quarters, then peel the sections off the paper as needed.

Break into quarters with the paper still on? Wouldn't that require a knife?

Yes, with the paper still on - and no, does not require a knife.

muffins and (new style giant frosting-heavy) cupcakes -- both equally annoying to eat

peel the sides down w/o tearing them, it makes a cup for u to catch crumbs in, then eat the top in portions, then the bottom in portions

if you cannot detach the portions w/ yr fingers w/o making a crumby mess then u need to find a more buttery muffinmaker

^This also works where frosting is present.

One of those annoying life hack pinterests macros suggests lopping off & flipping cupcake tops to create icing sandwiches, but I have not attempted

made out of two small tortillas in a row

this is hilarious

I know! Every so often they attempt 'world food' or whatever the hell they think a burrito is and each time they improve one thing (this time, it had rice in it!!) and make one thing worse.
It is mainly eaten by students so they get away with it

two tortilla burrito would be p upsetting imo

it's a muffin you just eat it you fucking babies

When someone is attempting to pick the brains of others/"crowdsource" and concludes a request with "Go!" like we're all supposed to trip over our own feet rushing to satisfy the request. This isn't a race, you don't need to tell me to "go". It actually makes me want to help the person less. So mean of me, but true.

I agree. Not that you're mean, but that it is annoying.

you cut the muffin in half and put it in the toaster. Then smear butter on the halves.

Of course you can't do this with glorified cupcakes and the only place that does decent muffins in Marks & Sparks and they're zionist bastards anyway.

Must look into using bread machine for preparation of muffin and pizza doughs, its supposed to be able to do both easily but so far I've only used it for breads.

Muffins are super easy to make in a bowl without a bread machine -- you don't have to knead them or anything. It's just a batter, slightly more floury/less wet than a cake batter.
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/blueberry-muffins-recipe

these things?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/english_muffins_56640

we get these fancy reams of paper at work that are shrinkwrapped. the first page of the ream has a non-removable sticker on it with the paper type etc. so the first page is useless for printing. it's such a ridiculous waste i hate it.

also we get large rolls of paper to use on our plotter printer. the rolls are sealed with adhesive tape...that tears the paper underneath when you remove it. surely, SURELY you would have half a brain to figure out that maybe you should seal it with removable tape so that the paper is not marked by your stupid non-removable tape.

kill smash murder

xp - oh sorry!
i should have known better

People who pipe up to answer support form questions like this:

Can this TV be controlled with PlayStation 3 Remote Control? 5 days ago
Sorry, I have no idea about that.

does it stream amazon instant video 3 days ago
Sorry, we haven't tried that. But it is the best tv in our house.

Can I use my amazon prime account to watch videos on this tv, without another devise? 6 days ago
As far as I know you can. I do not use that service so I am not 100% certain.

It's strange to think that there are people out there who look at support form boards the same way the rest of us look at facebook, ilx, templeowlsbasketball.edu, etc.

As bad or worse, people who answer, "That's not possible." E.g.

Asker: How do I disable the Insert key on my keyboard?
Answerer: I don't think you can do that.
(others offer instructions for remapping keyboards)
Answerer: I never heard of doing that. I don't see how that could actually work.
Asker: Thanks, that worked!
Answerer: That wasn't a good idea. You probably just ruined your computer. it's impossible THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOUa;dklfja;sd

ASKER; Is there an easy way I can search for apps on my iPhone by typing in the name?
ANSWERER: First of all, this forum is for unmodified iPhones still serviceable by Apple, not "jailbroken" ones...

People getting excited about thundersnow.

two tortilla burrito would be p upsetting imo

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 14, 2014 1:36 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Two tortilla burrito" should be a phrase for something needlessly complicated. "How's the security line at the airport?" "Ugh, they make you go through this stupid maze even though no one's in line. It's such a two-tortilla burrito."

I like that

Man, this American bicameral legislative system is a real two-tortilla burrito

lol

as useless as tits on a bull a two tortilla burrito

I like to think of the two-tortilla burrito as making the best of what you have.

what we think of the two-tortilla burrito says much more about us than the two-tortilla burrito

the two tortilla burrito in you is the reality in you

I am two-tortilla burrito!

god i could really go for two burritos

Books that are told in first-person viewpoint and recount long dreams full of dialogue quoted verbatim. Dreams do not work like that. And they're boring to hear/read about.

I have a facebook friend who posts his dreams all the time -- he's a good writer and they're very imaginative and poetic dreams and they're STILL boring as fuck to read about. I've only known one person ever whose dreams were interesting to hear.

And we all get free parking on his birthday every January.

lol

carl agatha is the only person I've know who can recount dreams in an interesting way. I can't figure out her trick. Probably she's a witch.

I'm definitely a witch.

Also thank you.

Here's one: I had a dream I was changing a baby (not Ivy, thank god) and instead of legs, it had catfish whiskers.

What's your trick? Let's workshop my dreams.

Xp I hate you

It was really hard to get a diaper to stay on!

carl agatha is the only person I've know who can recount dreams in an interesting way. I can't figure out her trick. Probably she's a witch.

Maybe she tells the interesting dreams to you only.