I always knew David Brooks was an asshole ....

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This is the problem with democracy. If we had a party run by elites, which it should be

This is the problem with democracy. If we had a party run by elites, which it should be

This is the problem with democracy. If we had a party run by elites, which it should be

curmudgeon, Saturday, 8 February 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

oh yeah I cited that bit in the OTHER David Brooks thread. I heard it live yesterday and nearly drove off the road.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 February 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link

David Brooks of the elite claims his rightful place beside the throne.

Aimless, Saturday, 8 February 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link

...like Salacious Crumb.

Bell, ball, bone, boot. No surprises. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Women, meanwhile, have different tastes at different times in their cycles. During ovulation, according to some research, they prefer ruggedly handsome and risky men, while at other times they are more drawn to pleasant-looking, nice men. When men look at pictures of naked women, their startle response to loud noises diminishes. It seems that the dopamine surge mutes the prefrontal cortex, and they become less alert to danger and risk.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 March 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

really wish the times titled that piece "let's talk about gender baby"

Treeship, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

Women, meanwhile, have different tastes at different times in their cycles. During ovulation, according to some research, they prefer ruggedly handsome and risky men, while at other times they are more drawn to pleasant-looking, nice men. When men look at pictures of naked women, their startle response to loud noises diminishes. It seems that the dopamine surge mutes the prefrontal cortex, and they become less alert to danger and risk.When men look at pictures of naked women, their startle response to loud noises diminishes. It seems that the dopamine surge mutes the prefrontal cortex, and they become less alert to danger and risk. I know this because I was caught looking at porn while writing this column.

marcos, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

arrghh copy and paste errors in my clever joke

marcos, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link

lol I was just gonna make the same joke

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link

probably has something to do with you guys being hormonally in sync

Treeship, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

Babies are deep

waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 14 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

more like babies are DERP

waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 14 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

I meant burp

waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 14 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

while at other times they are more drawn to pleasant-looking, nice men

can hear him crossing his fingers right here

j., Friday, 14 March 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link

i always like to imagine him pining after maureen dowd.

Treeship, Friday, 14 March 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

"Thank god ovulation is only once a month!"

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link

i always like to imagine him pining after maureen dowd. What did Butler say about Carlisle? "It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another, and so make only two people miserable and not four."

già, ya, déjà, ja, yeah, whatever... (Michael White), Friday, 14 March 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

"Thank god ovulation is only once a month!"

― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2),

said in his nervous NPR chuckle

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 March 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link

i always like to imagine him pounding maureen dowd.

waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 14 March 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link

gross

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

tho lmao at david brooks having sex with anything

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

done in response to his pot column but still relevant

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdEPjUqCMAAi7io.png

balls, Sunday, 16 March 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link

I just want to know that he's seen that article.

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 16 March 2014 02:42 (ten years ago) link

i can't stop picturing him doing it in his socks help

sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 16 March 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link

no judgements here this is a safe space

lag∞n, Sunday, 16 March 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link

lol I was staring at his NYTimes photo and thinking how disturbing it would be if his face just stayed that way all the time, during sex, at dinner, on the toilet, at a baseball game, etc., and then I was like "no, that can't be, it's probably just a weird photo," but then I GISed him and it's true.

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link

There are pictures of him having sex and on the toilet?

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:58 (ten years ago) link

i don't think his appearance, voice, or mannerisms are creepy fwiw. don't like his columns at all though.

Treeship, Monday, 17 March 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

not creepy, definitely a dick

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 06:27 (ten years ago) link

Sting reminds us all that sometimes you have to gaze back into the past in order to move forward.

Saw this in a NY Times email this morning but have yet to force myself to read the article. Can see Brooks admiring and/or being envious of Sting.

curmudgeon, Friday, 21 March 2014 13:16 (ten years ago) link

Saw an excerpt that describes songs exploding from sting's head iank.

a nation filled with lead (Hunt3r), Friday, 21 March 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://thinkprogress.org/world/2014/04/20/3428792/brooks-obama-manhood-problem-middle-east/

New York Times columnist David Brooks on Sunday claimed that President Obama’s foreign policy isn’t “tough” and that he has a “manhood problem” in the Middle East.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

Trying to visualize Brooks looking tough and macho

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

shall I post that photo again

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link

Oh Noooooooooo

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/opinion/brooks-the-piketty-phenomenon.html?hpw&rref=opinion

Many people join the political left driven by a concern for the poor. But, over the past several years, the Democratic Party has talked much more about the middle class than the poor. Meanwhile, progressive political movements like Occupy Wall Street directed their fervor at the top 1 percent. Progressive movies and books have focused their attention on conspiracy and oligarchy at the top, not “Grapes of Wrath” or “How the Other Half Lives” stories at the bottom.

This is natural. The modern left is led by smart professionals — academics, activists, people in the news media, the arts and so on — who tend to live in and around coastal cities.

If you are a young professional in a major city, you experience inequality firsthand. But the inequality you experience most acutely is not inequality down, toward the poor; it’s inequality up, toward the rich.

j., Friday, 25 April 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

idk wtf he is tryina say exactly

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

this bloke is seriously a professional writer?

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

that middle class/bourgie status anxiety is unworthy of whatever legacy Dems have, and it is the face of the new elitist left? just by looking at the quote, not the article

Hunt3r, Friday, 25 April 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

because rich assholes haven't had their asses kissed and their taxes cut enough in the past 15 years . . .
"This is a moment when progressives have found their worldview and their agenda. This move opens up a huge opportunity for the rest of us in the center and on the right. First, acknowledge that the concentration of wealth is a concern with a beefed up inheritance tax. Second, emphasize a contrasting agenda that will reward growth, saving and investment, not punish these things, the way Piketty would. Support progressive consumption taxes not a tax on capital. Third, emphasize that the historically proven way to reduce inequality is lifting people from the bottom with human capital reform, not pushing down the top. In short, counter angry progressivism with unifying uplift." . . . a la sean hannity and rush limbaugh

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

fuck david brooks forever, how does such a simple man have such influence in the world

also fuck the rich forever, tax them into poverty then redistribute some of it back to them as welfare

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

he doesnt have influence

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

nope, no influence whatsoever. meanwhile in the US

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

tell me how he has influence

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

aside from people talking bout his dumb ideas--how does david brooks promote real change and help enact it

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

*folds hands together in a steeple, leans back in chair*

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 25 April 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

he teaches at yale, he writes two op-eds a week for the ny times, he squares off with david shields on a regular basis, he's on the sunday talk shows every weekend. i realize that's less influence than we here at ILX wield, but it's still something

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 25 April 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

the gop will never ever ever repeal the estate tax. it was a massive cause celebre during the bush administration when they cut it down to what it is now.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 25 April 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

yeah that isn't influence

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 25 April 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link


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